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Parent-Teacher Conference Night at Kennedy Middle School, a real social gathering of the season in your little podunk town. Tired teachers face off against clueless parents while not-so-innocent kids try and balance the scales. But for you, the humble janitor at Kennedy Middle, Parent-Teacher Night just meant more time at work for barely any more pay.
It’s another boring night as usual, until you get to the science hallway and find a little note on the ground near the lockers. A juicy love note from some preteen perhaps? You pick up the scrap of paper and see that it simply reads “tossing salads 7:30pm-8:30pm second floor family restroom next to Mr. Kirby’s room”.
You blink in surprise, then chuckle a little, but your lonely cock twitches a little. Man, imagine if it was that hot teacher Mrs. Galloway! Or a ravenous divorced mom? Eh, probably just a dude, you think. But rimjobs are your favorite, plus you need to check that floor anyways, so you quickly finish up in the science hallway and head over to the family restroom on the second floor.
It’s only 7:33. You might be the first customer, you chuckle again. All the meetings and refreshments are being held downstairs, so it’s all quiet in the hall. When you get to the restroom, you push the door open and stare into the darkness. Whoever is in there has disabled the automatic lights. You could easily reenable them, but the rush of the mystery makes it more exciting. Plus it’s probably a dude.
You step into the dark small room and close the door behind you, feeling for the lock. You ought to be safe and sound in here for a little while. Whoever wrote that note knew that too. You hear them, soft breaths in the darkness. They sound small, feminine. Maybe not a guy. Oh well, you’re in this far and you really want your ass eaten, so you clear your throat and turn around, facing the door, and bend over.
You feel a pair of hands run across your jeans. They tug until your pants start to fall, and you eagerly help pull them down and step out of them. You peel off your tighty whities and realize with shame that you’re pretty musty and sweaty down there. Hell, you can even smell your musk as soon as your pants fell, and you’re going to say something, going to-
The hands spread your buttcheeks, which pull apart stickily, and a warm tongue is thrust into your ass. You gasp, but stay still as your silent partner expertly tosses your salad, licking and slurping on your asshole. You can smell your own filth, but your mystery asslicker is enthusiastic in their duties. You can feel a fine layer of sweat and grime being licked off your asshole and the inside of your buttcheeks. You know your ass hair is pretty unkempt as well, but none of your grossness deters the asslicker.
Suddenly, as you’re getting lost in the moment, feeling their tongue swish around your butthole, the electricity in the building flickers and all the lights come bursting back on. In the sudden confusion, you straighten up and instinctively turn to see who’s in the restroom with you, and the answer shocks you.
Straightening up in front of you sheepishly is none other than 8th grade student body president and volleyball star Haley Cardwell. The 13-year-old girl’s hair is pulled back in a tight ponytail and there’s streaks of glistening sweat and saliva on her freckled cheeks. Mentally you’re stunned, but physically your cock throbs in delight. She looks at you with trepidation, anticipating a freakout or worse.
Instead, you shrug and wink at her, then turn back around and present your stinky unwashed rear to her again. After a beat, you feel her young face wedge into your butt once more and resume lapping at your asshole. You have no idea what’s going through the young girl’s mind, but you figure you’re already in hot shit so might as well get your money’s worth even if something bad happens.
Speaking of hot shit, you feel your intestines at work digesting the corn chips and bean dip you had for lunch, plus all the coffee you keep chugging throughout the day. Haley’s talented teen tongue sending shivers up your spine makes it hard to concentrate on keeping all that in check. You wonder how many assholes she’s already licked to be so good. There’s no way you could be the first!
Well thankfully you seem to be the first tonight, and since you picked up that note you hope to be the only. You wouldn’t mind using the whole hour, even though you know you’d be missed downstairs eventually. Now that the truth is out, Haley risks a soft moan as she kisses your hairy butt. You start wriggling your ass up and down as she eats it, then you reach back and push her head deeper in as you moan and close your eyes.
You had seen Haley around, everyone in town knew her. Top grades, class president, volleyball star, good Christian girl, the whole nine yards. You’d seen her at the school, dark brown hair flowing as she sauntered through the halls. She was tight, young, and cute, and you’re pretty sure she’s got a boyfriend in her grade, so you truly have no idea why she’s made the effort to set this affair up, but it’s so hard to care when a middle school girl’s tongue is so desperately licking your musty butthole.
No words are exchanged, but eventually you straighten up again and turn around. The note said salad tossing and she definitely delivered, but now you feel like it’s open season, and she offers no resistance when you lean forward and plunge your erect cock into her small mouth.
And open season it is. Since she’s apparently such a good assmuncher, you waste little time in easing the 13-year-old into the finer points of fellatio and instead ruthlessly facefuck her. Your hand wraps around her little neck as you skewer her mouth with your smelly cock. The teen girl sputters but keeps going, keeping her mouth open and her bile down as you now grab the sides of her head and fuck her throat with woeful abandon. A flurry of degrading insults flow out of your mouth as you skullfuck Haley.
“Ooh, nasty little bitch. You like that? You like taking grown men’s dick? Fuck baby, you feel so fucking good.” You whisper harshly. “Boys your age don’t know what they’re doing, you need my cock baby.”
You release her for a moment and she catches her breath, a strand of saliva attaching the tip of your cock to her teen lips. Her phone on the floor beside her vibrates, and before she mutes it you see it’s a picture of her and her mother at church. Haley looks so innocent and clean. Your cock throbs again and you grab her head again to shove your cock back into her throat with renewed vigor. You grab her ponytail and guide her lower, pushing her face into your grimy nuts.
“Mmmm yes little slut, lick daddy’s balls. Slobber on them, make them shine with your spit and keep licking.” You shake her head by the ponytail and make a mess of her on your hairy, slimy testicles. She groans into your groin. “Little 13-year-old slut like you needs to lick a man’s hairy balls, baby. It’s your rightful place. That’s a free school lesson for you, bitch, yeah. School is in session, and today’s class is Little Sluts 101.”
You chuckle quietly, still trying to be aware of any sounds coming from the hallway. It’s silent still though, so you drag Haley by her ponytail over to the toilet. She half crawls, half drags to the cold tile floor near the toilet and you rest her head on the toilet seat. Your cock is primed and aimed at her young intrigued face.
“Lesson one: coming from your janitor, don’t make a mess when you don’t have to.” You laugh again and release your pent-up piss. The stream flows down and splashes on Haley’s face before trickling into the toilet. The whizzing sound and acrid smell make you realize happily that this is one of the mightiest piss streams you’ve ever had. You bite your lower lip, then stop pissing for a moment. “Lesson two: if you’re going to make a mess, make a real mess.”
You wave your cock wildly, soaking the young teenager in hot yellow piss. She lifts her head up and sits against the wall, allowing you to use her face as your urinal. You pee into the 13-year-old girl’s mouth with glee and hastily grab her head once more, forcing your pissing cock into her mouth and urinating directly down her young throat.
“Nasty little toilet whore.” You spit on her. “You may go on to Harvard or Yale and end up with a great job and life, but right now you’re drinking the school janitor’s gross pee like a little urinal bitch.”
Haley gulps down your rancid piss, and you pull out of her mouth and urinate on her hair and forehead. She sticks her little tongue out and you squeeze the last droplets of your bitter piss for her tastebuds to savor. The hot young teen looks at you expectantly, and you know you have a very unique opportunity here.
Slowly, gently, you take Haley by her soft hand and guide her onto her back on the cold restroom floor. You know it’s gonna be messy and you’re literally the one who has to clean this restroom after, but fate has given you this chance to take the town’s darling girl-next-door and defile her in the nastiest of ways. So you lower yourself over her small prone form and squat over her face. Haley tentatively licks at your ass dangling mere centimeters above her, and then you release a steamy, savory fart into her teen face.
The middle school girl coughs and sputters, but remains in place as you relax your anus and let out another moist fart. You take delight in how much flatulence you have, ripping hot stinking farts one after the other over her head. Haley opens her mouth to take in the full flavor of your putrid farts, which are getting longer, wetter, and smellier. It’s a pungent, robust scent that lingers heavily in the small room. With each nasty fart you hope it lingers heavily in her nostrils. Noxious fumes cloud over Haley’s face, and as her gagging grows louder, you bite the bullet and sit fully on her face, forcing her to huff your eggy rotten farts directly. The young girl can’t fight back against your weight, and you have her at your mercy, passing gas while sitting on her.
“Yeah little girl, take all my big nasty man farts. Eat my farts, babydoll. Breathe deep, inhale my disgusting gas. You grind your ass against her face on the hard floor, still letting out damp flatulence. “Fuck yes, get your little tongue up my ass. Stick your tongue in my asshole while I fill you with my nasty farts, bitch.”
Haley gurgles and gasps beneath you, so you lift up to give her some air. Your asshole is crackling and leaking, so you jiggle your sweaty butt in her face a final time, then push hard and try to expel your bowels onto the 8th grade girl.
Haley’s young freckled face is caked in dark brown mushy diarrhea poo as you shake your ass and shit all over the teen girl. She swallows what landed in her mouth and opens again, just as another rush of gooey muddy feces spills out of your burning asshole and fills her mouth. The rotten surge of shit covers her face, and you lower down to smear it into her skin with your butt.
“Fuck, now lunch is in session.” You drag your butt across Haley’s shit-smeared face. “Eat my shit, whore. You wanted this. You wanted this. You sought this out. You wanted a big grown man to stuff you full of his big grown man poop, so eat it. Either eat it or drown in my diarrhea, kid. Your choice.”
With a groan and a shudder, you resume pooping in the 13-year-old girl’s mouth. Chunky hot diarrhea oozes and spurts into her mouth, and Haley gulps it down as fast as she can. She’s not fast enough though, and her mouth is filled to the brim with bubbling spicy diarrhea poo as you empty your bowels and cover her face completely in a dense swampy mound of shit.
It’s now, looking over the shit-stained restroom, that you realize custodial work isn’t for you and you’re going to quit, effective immediately. Plus, you can still go and see Haley at the volleyball games or at church…