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Karasuno as a whole:
- If they’re all together, it’s instant chaos.
- People are running. Some running away from the spider, some towards. Tsukishima and Kageyama are watching everything unfold with a ❓over their head. Daichi is screaming at everyone to calm down.
- Some are screeching and cowering in terror (you, Asahi, Yamaguchi and Yachi).
- Noya, Suga and Tanaka are trying to catch it.
- Suga wants to catch it to play with it.
- Tanaka wants to squish it.
- Noya wants to eat it.
- This is why Asahi is screaming because he has seen this horror before.
- In the end someone accidentally steps on it and ends the chaos.
Individually, this is how I think they would handle it:
Daichi:
- Stays calm.
- Uses a slipper to squish it.
- The entire thing is over in 2 minutes.
Suga:
- As I said before, he wants to play with it.
- Lets it run over his hand until you’re screaming at him to kill it.
- He doesn’t kill it, just lets it free in the garden/hallway/balcony.
Asahi:
- You’re screaming.
- He’s screaming.
- The spider is screaming.
- But he has the Mom friend override™️
- So when he sees you’re freaked out, he will step up.
- No matter how terrified he also is
- He will take a long broom or stick and try to shoo it away while you’re using him as a human shield.
- Doesn’t have the heart to kill it so he’ll just try and shoo it out of the apartment.
- The entire process will take an hour.
Tanaka:
- Trash talks the spider while he’s trying to chase it around.
- Tells it how much better he is and how he is going to get back at it for scaring you.
- “You think you’re so smart hiding behind the cabinet? Well, take that!” As he shoves a long stick behind.
- Finally manages to get it in a place where he can step on it.
- Does an evil revenge laugh after it’s dead.
Noya:
- Menace. Absolute chaos.
- Furniture is flying, beds are shaking, glasses are breaking.
- He’s yelling and challenging it to a fight.
- You’re yelling at him to not eat it under any circumstance.
- Doesn’t manage to catch it in the end and the spider gets away.
- You’re both left cleaning an upside down apartment.
Ennoshita:
- He’s calm about it.
- Tells you not to worry and to go to another room while he takes care of it.
- Brings you a snack after and tells you you can rest easy.
Tsukishima:
- Teases you (playfully) for being scared of such a tiny thing.
- Says he’ll take care of it.
- Uses a bug spray and disposes of it.
Yamaguchi:
- Doesn’t have the heart to kill it.
- He isn’t necessarily afraid of it but spiders can be jumpy and unpredictable and he doesn’t like that.
- Uses a glass to capture it and then releases it into the wild.
Kageyama:
- Throws a volleyball at it to squish it.
- Takes a few tries but he manages it.
- Texts Hinata gloating about how he squished a tiny spider accurately with his volleyball.
Hinata:
- “Oh, y/n chan you’re scared of spiders? Don’t worry I got this.”
- He says while his legs are shaking.
- Calls Tanaka and Nishinoya for advice and ends up getting a detailed strategy that lasts 5 business days.
- While he is on the call, Natsu has picked the spider up.
- Cue screaming.
- He dives, snatches the spider and flings it outside the window.