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Meatwad was at the mall. He saw a kiosk selling several wares. He was caught staring a little too long, so the salesman spoke to him.
“Hey, are you interested in anything here?” The salesman asked.
“Oh no, thank you, I’m-” Meatwad was interrupted by having various items shoved in his face.
“Rose teddy bear, great for the missus! A magic ray gun that makes anyone like you! A bootleg vinyl faced plush toy keychain blindbox that costs twice the price of a legit one!”
“Wait, what was the one before that?” Meatwad asked.
“Ah, the Nicemaker!” The salesman held out what looked like a toy laser gun. “This baby can make anyone enjoy your company. Just point it at them, fire, and make a new friend in seconds. Only thirty-nine ninety-nine!”
Meatwad handed the salesman a greasy ball of various dollar bills and took the toy. “Is this enough?”
“Uhhh…”
“Okay, bye!” Meatwad said, walking away with his prize.
Meatwad entered the house, finding Shake on the recliner watching television. Shake didn’t acknowledge him at first. Meatwad pointed the toy at Shake. Shake looked to Meatwad and began laughing.
“What kind of dumbass game are you playing now?” Shake asked.
“You gonna be real nice to me from now on, you got it?” Meatwad said.
“You think that piece of junk is gonna do anything?” Shake asked.
Shake moved towards Meatwad, and Meatwad fired. Shake was bathed in a pink light.
Shake stood, catatonic. His eyes were vacant and his mouth was agape. Meatwad frowned.
“Shake?” Meatwad poked Shake’s leg. “Oh, I’m gonna be in deep doo-doo…”
Shake’s pupils widened, and his face split into a grin. He kneeled down.
“Well, hello, my favorite little baby brother!” Shake picked Meatwad up and gave him a hug. “Oh, how are you doing?”
“It worked!” Meatwad hugged Shake. “You’re gonna be nice to me!”
“Well, why wouldn’t I be nice to you? You’re my little brother, and I love you the most out of everybody in the whole world!” Shake said.
“Do you wanna play toys?” Meatwad asked.
“Is the Pope spiritual?! Hell yeah!” Shake exclaimed.
Meatwad and Shake spent a few hours doing various fun activities. Shake looked like he was having the time of his life, and Meatwad knew he was.
As the sun set on another day in New Jersey, Meatwad was cuddled up on Shake’s lap, watching TV.
“Oh, Meatwad, my sweet little brother.” Shake said, stroking Meatwad’s face. “You’re everything I could have ever wished for.
“Aww, shucks.” Meatwad said.
Meatwad looked up and saw Shake was looking at him strangely. He looked intoxicated by Meatwad’s presence. A bit of drool escaped his mouth. Shake lifted Meatwad up to his face and sniffed his hair.
“You smell so good.” Shake whispered. He nudged his nose against the side of Meatwad’s face.
“What are you doing?” Meatwad asked, worry evident in his voice.
“You know, Meatwad, you’re a growing boy. You need a man to take care of your needs.” Shake whispered.
Shake pulled Meatwad’s pants down. Meatwad pushed on Shake’s head. “Hey, you stop that!”
“Shhh, shhh, I promise you’re going to feel so good. I’ve wasted too much time being mean to you. Let me be good to you.” Shake whispered.
Shake pulled down Meatwad’s underwear, revealing his penis. Shake’s breaths trembled.
“Oh, Meatwad, it’s beautiful.” Shake whispered.
“What are you doing?!” Meatwad exclaimed.
Shake took Meatwad’s cock in his mouth, and Meatwad gasped. A shudder ran up Meatwad’s spine.
Shake gently suckled and licked Meatwad’s penis, rolling it around in his mouth. Meatwad whimpered, holding on to Shake’s hat.
“That… ooh, I’ve never felt it like that before.” Meatwad sighed. “Maybe this is alright.”
Meatwad pulled himself free of Shake’s hands and mouth.
“Get on the ground!” Meatwad commanded.
Shake got on the floor, and Meatwad sat down on the recliner. Meatwad held his penis and waved it around.
“Now you gimme a kiss right here and keep giving me lip service while I watch my shows.” Meatwad commanded.
“Anything for my baby brother.” Shake said.
Shake dived between Meatwad’s legs and kissed his penis before taking it into his mouth. Meatwad sat back, satisfied with how things were going.
“Do you want a puppy?” The clown on the television asked.
“Please.” Meatwad replied.
Shake noisily sucked on Meatwad’s cock, licking around the girth. Meatwad’s cock was intoxicating to the afflicted Shake. He wanted nothing more than to pleasure his little brother. That was the very reason he existed.
“Gesundheit!” Meatwad shouted, then giggled.
Meatwad looked down at Shake between his legs.
“Can I try your other hole?” Meatwad asked.
Shake looked extremely excited.
“Oh, yes, yes! Oh, thank you, my sweet little baby brother!” Shake said.
Shake laid on the floor and pulled down his sweats and underwear. His cunt was soaking wet. Meatwad jumped off the recliner and crawled between Shake’s legs.
“Yes, yes, thank you so much.” Shake said frantically. “I love you so damn much.”
Meatwad held his penis and fed it into Shake’s hole. Meatwad’s penis was barely the size of a finger, but Shake’s breath hitched like a horse entered him.
“Ohh, thank you.” Shake moaned. “Breed me stupid.”
Meatwad began thrusting into Shake’s pussy. It made Meatwad’s cock tingle. Meatwad whimpered, doubling over and hugging his brother.
“Ohh, I love you, I love you, I love you. You’re the best little brother in the whole world, I’m so lucky to have you. I’m so glad to call you my little brother.”
Meatwad whimpered louder as his thrusts quickened. His mons pubis rubbed hard against Shake’s t-dick.
“Yes, yes, ohh, Meatwad, yes!” Shake moaned.
“Oh, this feels really good, I’m about to have a big one!” Meatwad exclaimed.
Shake wrapped his legs around Meatwad. “Do it all in me, I wanna have your baby!”
“Okay, if you say so!” Meatwad replied.
Meatwad kept thrusting until he came. He dug his pelvis into Shake’s groin. His penis twitched hard inside of Shake’s pussy.
“Oh, oh, baby brother, I love you!” Shake shouted.
Shake came hard on Meatwad’s cock, dousing his belly in squirt. Meatwad flopped forward. Shake stroked his back.
“You’re such a treasure.” Shake said.
Shake laid Meatwad on the grill, and kissed his head.
“Sweet dreams, my dove.” Shake whispered. “I love you.”
“Goodnight, Shake. I love you too.” Meatwad replied.
Meatwad slept very well that night.
Meatwad woke up to the Nicemaker getting smashed over his head. He threw himself upright, seeing an enraged Master Shake standing over him.
“You little creep! This is low, even for you!” Shake shouted. “I can’t believe you fucking hypno-raped me!”
“I-I’m sorry! I really didn’t know it would do that! I just thought it’d make you nice to me!” Meatwad said.
Shake spent the next few minutes chasing Meatwad around his room.
“I’m gonna go take a bath to get your filth off of me, and if it turns out you knocked me up, I’m gonna abort that little mutant and then I’m gonna abort you!” Shake shouted.
Shake masturbated furiously in the bathtub, fingering himself and stroking his t-dick.
“Why did that get me off so hard? Stupid fucking meatball, I hate him!” Shake slapped his t-dick. “But I hate you more!”