Work Text:
crows before hoes
12:25 A.M
buddha: everyone wake up
buddha: now.
buddha: @everyone
@everyone
@everyone
tsukishima: what the fuck do you want
captain: tsukishima language
captain: and tanaka what did we say about texting at this time.
sugar: we have practice tmmr why are you up???
buddha: guys it’s an emergency
tsukishima: are you dying.
buddha: yes
tsukishima: it’s not an emergency go to sleep
buddha: stfu tsukishima it IS an emergency
i’m dyinggg to plan our monthly team hangout.
sugar:
captain:
sugar: you CANNOT be serious
buddha: excuse me
the team hangout is VERY important
tsukishima: need i remind you that these monthly torture ‘hangouts’ were all your idea, suga.
sugar:
sugar: keep going tanaka
tsukishima: oh my god
buddha: okay okay so
i’ve already picked out a movie
tsukishima: is it another stupid romcom
bestestyama: please be another stupid romcom they piss tsukki off so much
tsukishima: aren’t you supposed to be my best friend don’t you want me to be happy
bestestyama: no not really
buddha:
buddha: lmao omg tsukishima are you going to take that
captain: you know he’s gonna take it
sugar: tanaka can you be ANY slower
buddha: alrrr
buddha: YES it is a stupid romcom
tsukishima: omfg
buddha: BUT but but
buddha: it’s a stupid GAY romcom
tsukishima: that doesn’t make it better.
bestestyama: wow how homophobic of you tsukki id never imagine this from you
jesus: tanaka is this your attempt at allyship
buddha: yes! it’s pride month asahi 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
buddha: and because everyone in this team is a fruitcake (expect for me) i think it’d be nice
tsukishima: i’m straight???
sugar: right…
bestyama: so am i??
tsukishima: wow king how would your boyfriend feel about that
tangerine: WHAT what boyfriend???
tangerine: kageyama do you have a boyfriend!??
bestyama: NO
bestestyama: omg you all are idiots
jesus: moving on guys the movie might actually be good let’s at least appreciate tanaka’s efforts
tsukishima: let’s not
goddesszuzu: everyone go to sleep
buddha: omg omg im so sorry
buddha: did we wake you
captain: tanaka GO to sleep
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private messages
1:30 A.M
bestestyama: tsukkiii
bestestyama: ik you’re awake respond to me
bestestyama: tsukishimaa
bestestyama: i’m sending kageyama and hinata your address if you don’t respond
tsukishima: alright alright i'm up i'm here yes
tsukishima: you don’t need to threaten me i was literally just getting water
bestestyama: yayy hi there you are
bestestyama: just making sure you’re going to the hangout 👀
tsukishima: you’d kill me otherwise so yes i’m going.
bestestyama: at least you knowwww
tsukishima: yamaguchi we have school tomorrow
tsukishima: go to sleep
bestestyama: yeah right like you’re going to sleep
bestestyama: you’re just going to wallow in your room alone in the dark
bestestyama: besides, i’m bored
bestestyama: talk to meee
tsukishima: for the record
tsukishima: i do not wallow.
tsukishima: but i guess i’ll stay and talk to you
bestestyama: omg really im so surprised and happy 🥹
tsukishima: shut up yamaguchi
bestestyama: <3333
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