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so dave is eating kebaB with his throuple becua hes a vig bavk
davwtrap fat ass finised hjs kebab and is eyeballing daves kebab
"can y. yoch share hottie who cid me bht idont care bachse tour
hort."
daves like "oh hell yeag but i do i my special way" anf takes a big bite and kissrfs davetfrjrap really hard
kebab. transgresison. tradbpot. switch chabge.
davetdraps like "oohhh yeah thst hits the pit it stasfes like you" and daves like teehee
and wheres jack. h is. wathcung.
"i wNt some of daves spit kebabsh lets fo it sloppyyyygyyyyyyyyy"
"oh hell yah" says dave and tgakes another bits and sloppy kiddses jack and jack eatd it because heess a weido frieck.
and then daves like "you too kiss ok"
we ere jxgst about to do that.
they kiss.
mwHgsb kissh noides imagine it
daves like "enough vro sadwich me aldjready likd the other trite ass fics i ate all my toes maked. yaht guty sjcks vro its all the same shit."
dave stfu or ill smite you lil fucker.
"ok im sordy k love your writinv."
tahgd wbf j yhouth oh yum my icecreams here
anyeahd dave is in the middle and davegrap and jack kisddes daves cheeks that areon his face and not his ass. pls.
"wow i feel so lovsd" he say verryyy stupidly and chudlike just like i do
"dumb idiot yoh are loced" jack says adhnt kisses him agjnf becajse hes amlso idiot
"what avoht me" attention seeking stinky ass daveyrap syahs
"yeah ur loved oto" and dave ksisses his cheek and be giggles
and the cops are kik "hey are you guys polyculing"
and theyr liek "ya"
and then there like "ok" and so theg fly off on thdirr unicorns
"i want a unicors" dave says vrtry sadly so jack genuinley shoots a cop and so the unicorn comes and ays "why" and jack says
"I am high off of 12 weed edibles and a spit covered kebab."
"ok so that ouprle guy is my owner now" unicorn asks and jack nods really hard.
"may i sk why whes ourple?"
"lea.n" says davetarp
"ok."
so all three of then junmp on the uinicorsn
"whefse are you lovrly ladies flying dto"
and jack sas "uhh im trans."
and dave and dacetrapsays "us too"
and the unicorn says "bro im a literal unifcor i fat rainbows i know of the lgbtqia i wadfs jut joshing bevcial peollde somggtrimes call men lafidesfor some teadojn and so bacislajjdy you pass really well."
and theyre all like "omg thank you we arr vkdushing."
ANSWER MT QUESTIONF MONTALS
"oh uhh were allahftually zombies" davdgrap corrects
oh im srry" says the unicorns
"its ok i now where so hot it i hard to remarber" jack says and flidps hos bald head.
"ok." says ftunicorn
"anywayd i want ice cewam becaude i ate all my toes had vnilla ice creapm " says tbe jelaous fsve eho neds to mind his FUCKING BUISNESS.
"srry"
shut up ill jut share
"omg thank u... " jack says as i feed him vanill fitsf because he is my favotite
"tee hee thank y"
i feed davetrap next because hes aldo vegry good
"yum yum yim"
then dave
"thanks bro"
hell yeah you are welcome
anyyays lets sgop breaking the foug wall im te fuckiign narrator stop.
"ok" sags non self awaredave
"who are you ecen talking to" davedtas asys
"i cadctuaky font gucking no"
"jm still here"the unicor
";47)-,) us to to sun" wsays jack
"ok.'
so ths fly but not before fuckjngn venus from solar balls staorps them
"hy thaas no good sun is very hot"
"chillazx bro i. we are. nkt fdeiegin"
"stfu and get bak oneath."
"ok." says unicorn that drops them off
"whree anre ykoh goi unicon." says dave witha small tear in bis eye
"i want to go tinto the sun i hate it here."
"ok."
sothe unicorn flys away nd venus lts it because he kinda dgaf
and dave and olc sport Nd davetrpp cgo hiem to do hard drugs or somrthing the ed