Chapter Text
Prologue:
Good news! Hanguang-jun is dead!
Why is this good news? He was a one-man army, the defender of the common folk and the nobility alike, the empire’s only anointed Marquis.
Are you joking? He was bad luck, bandits and monsters always showing up where he was...
Haven't you heard that he goes where the chaos is? He shows up *because* the bandits and monsters come to prey on us.
Oh. Well… what happened to him anyway?
No one knows. The entire Gusu army has been searching for him for weeks. Apparently he split off from the main force for some reason and hasn’t been heard from since. The Emperor has reportedly been beside himself. Everyone is waiting for him to declare a national day of mourning.
Ha, the Jins won't be happy about that.
The Lans won't be either. Lan Qiren probably wants the nation to take a whole month off in honor of one of his precious Twin Jades.
A month off! You'd like that, wouldn't you! Anything to put off reclaiming Lotus Pier’s rightful farmlands. Fengmian, you lazy good-for-nothing. First, you give some of our most fertile fields away for pennies because of some old life debt. Then when we can finally take back what is ours, you'll take any excuse to delay. Do I even have any face left as the Lotus Pier magistrate?
Niangzi...even Imperial law recognizes the need for a mourning period. Besides, we all thought that Wei Wuxian would end up marrying into the Su family. Wouldn't waiting for that have been the most painless transition?
You and your overly generous heart! I've been telling you for years that Wei Wuxian was a jinx on our family. Looks like Su She and his mother finally realized that for themselves. But now that the wedding is off and it's been a full year, there's no more reason to wait.
*sigh* Very well.
