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Houdini Has a Wingman

Summary:

 Dean Winchester is just trying to keep his dog from escaping.

Unfortunately, Peanut has decided the handsome man next door is far more interesting than staying in her own garden.

Chapter 1: The Escape Artist 

Summary:

Dean meets with his new neighbours, so dose his dog Peanut.

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Dean Winchester loved his dog.  

 
He really did.  

 

But there were days when loving her meant jogging through his front yard in boots and flannel, muttering under his breath while she made yet another daring escape through the gap in the fence, he swore he’d fixed last weekend.  

 

“Peanut! Get back here, you little punk!” he called, waving the leash in his hand as if it might magically lure her back.  

 

Peanut’s golden-brown fur, floppy ears, and tail wagging like a helicopter didn’t so much as glance over her shoulder. She’d already squeezed through the gap and was trotting with determination into the neighbour’s yard. Dean groaned.  

 

“Great. Just great. New guy next door probably thinks I’m running a circus.”  

 

Dean vaulted the fence instead of wasting time with the gate. His boots thudded on the grass as he gave chase.  He was halfway across the yard when the neighbour’s back door opened. Out stepped the kind of man Dean usually only saw in movies: sharp cheekbones, a trench coat that looked way too formal for a Saturday morning, and the bluest eyes Dean had ever seen. He wasn’t scowling, exactly, but there was a definite frown of disapproval aimed at the dog currently circling his garden like it was Disneyland.  

 

“Uh, hey!” Dean jogged to a stop, slightly out of breath. He pointed at Peanut, who was busy sniffing at a flowerbed. “That’s mine. Sorry. She’s… uh… testing out boundaries.”  

 

The man tilted his head. “Testing… boundaries?” His voice was gravelly, clipped, but not unkind.  

 

“Yeah, y’know. I fix the fence; she finds a new hole. It’s a whole battle of wits we’ve got going on. She’s winning.” Dean gave a sheepish grin.  

 

The man, then, bent down to scoop up Peanut’s collar with surprising ease. The dog didn’t resist; she leaned into him, tail wagging wildly like she’d just met her new best friend.  

 

“Traitor,” Dean muttered.  

 

“I see,” the man said, standing with Peanut calmly at his side. “I’m Castiel Novak, or Cas for short. You live next door?”  

 

“Dean,” he said quickly, then added, “Winchester. Yeah, that’s me. Sorry again, she usually - well, actually, she always does this. You just happened to move in at the perfect time to witness my humiliation.”  

 

Dean expected a smirk or a laugh. Instead, Castiel nodded seriously, one hand resting on Peanut’s head. “She seems happy.”  

 

Dean chuckled. “That’s one way to put it. C’mere, girl.” He clipped the leash back onto Peanut’s collar. The dog whined, as if saying she’d rather stay with Castiel.  

 

And that’s when Dean noticed the other pair of eyes watching him.  

 

A cat. Sleek, grey, sitting on the porch rail like royalty. Her tail flicked lazily, and she was giving Dean the kind of glare he usually reserved for people who dented his car.  

 

“Uh,” Dean said, pointing. “That's yours?”  

 

“Yes. This is Sylvia.” Cas glanced at the cat with something close to fondness. “She doesn’t usually tolerate strangers.”  

 

“Guess I’m lucky, huh?” Dean tried a smile. Sylvia blinked slowly, then turned her head away in what was clearly an insult.  

 

Cas watched the interaction, then said in a completely serious tone, “She doesn’t like you.”  

 

Dean barked out a laugh. “Yeah, thanks, I caught that.”  

 

Peanut barked once, either in agreement or to add to the chaos. Sylvia hissed in response, and for a second, Dean thought he was about to witness a backyard showdown worthy of pay-per-view.  

 

But Cas bent down slightly, and with nothing more than a calm “Sylvia,” the cat settled back on the rail, though she kept her narrowed eyes trained on Dean.  

 

Dean whistled. “Man’s got superpowers.”  

 

Cas straightened, his coat shifting with the movement. “She listens to me. Usually.”  

 

Dean tugged Peanut closer and rubbed her ears. “Guess we’re both lucky in that department. Most of the time, she ignores me.”  

 

There was a pause, the kind that wasn’t awkward so much as thoughtful. Cas studied him, blue eyes curious, as if Dean were some puzzle he wanted to solve.  

 

Dean, meanwhile, was suddenly aware he probably looked like a mess - flannel shirt half-buttoned, hair sticking up, boots muddy from chasing Peanut across two lawns. Great first impression.  

 

“Anyway,” Dean said quickly, clearing his throat. “Thanks for not… I dunno, calling animal control on me. I’ll fix the fence. Again.”  

 

Cas tilted his head in that same birdlike way. “You don’t have to apologise. Dogs are curious. And now we’ve met.”  

 

“Yeah. Guess we have.”  

 

Cas gave the smallest of nods, then turned to go back inside. Sylvia hopped down from the railing to follow, tail swishing.  

 

Dean tugged on Peanut’s leash. “C’mon, Houdini. Let’s get home before you decide to make a break for the next block.”  

 

But as he headed back across the yard, Dean couldn’t help grinning. For a guy who’d just had to wrestle his dog off the neighbour’s lawn, he didn’t feel embarrassed anymore.  

 

He felt… curious.  About the guy with the blue eyes and the cat who definitely hated him.  

 

And Dean had a feeling this wasn’t the last time Peanut would be “testing boundaries.”  

  

-0- 

 

Dean spent the rest of Saturday waging war with the fence.  

 

He patched the old slats, hammered in fresh nails, and wedged a brick where Peanut liked to shoulder through. He even googled “escape-proof garden ideas,” which delivered a lot of cheerful DIY bloggers who had never met a determined mutt with the soul of a magician.  

  

By Sunday morning, he was proud. He stood hands-on-hips, admired his handiwork, and declared to Peanut, “There. Fort Knox.”  

  

Peanut wagged, and promptly nosed a tiny, invisible seam he’d missed. Dean watched her head tilt with calculation and felt the exact moment his confidence sprang a leak.  

  

“Don’t even think - Peanut!”  

  

She wriggled, he lunged, and the leash clipped air as she popped through the fence like a champagne cork, bounding straight for the yard next door.  

 

Dean swore, vaulted the fence again, and landed in Castiel’s grass with a grunt, already calling, “Sorry! Sorry -Peanut, sit!”  

 

Peanut was already sitting.  Not for him, obviously. For Castiel.  

  

Castiel stood on the patio in a plain blue T-shirt and joggers, no coat in sight, one hand resting on Peanut’s head like he’d been expecting her at this exact minute. Sylvia occupied the top step, tail swaying in the slow, judgmental rhythm of a metronome. The morning was bright; sunlight spilt across Cas’s hair and those startling blue eyes, and Dean’s brain - traitor that it was - took a second too long to boot up.  

  

“Good morning,” Cas said, calm as a lake. “I suspected she would return.”  

  

Dean managed a breathless laugh. “Suspected? You had a schedule?”  

 

Cas checked an imaginary watch. “Approximately ten-oh-five.”  

  

Peanut thumped her tail, thrilled to be punctual.  

  

Dean scratched the back of his neck. “I, uh… improved the fence.”  

  

“I can tell,” Cas said in the precise way only he could deliver a compliment that sounded like a lab result. “She used a different route.”  

  

Dean groaned. “She’s getting smarter. Or I’m getting dumber.”  

 

“Unclear,” Cas replied, deadpan. “But we have data for both hypotheses.”  

  

Dean barked a laugh. “Okay, Professor.”  

  

Sylvia flicked an ear at the noise. Dean offered her his friendliest smile. She offered him the disdain of a tiny queen.  

 

“Right,” he murmured to the cat. “Love you too.”  

  

Cas’s mouth tugged, almost a smile. “She tolerates very few people.”  

  

“Feels mutual,” Dean said and clicked the leash onto Peanut’s collar. She didn’t budge. She leaned into Cas like a furry magnet.  

  

Dean tugged. “C’mon, Houdini.”  

  

Nothing. The dog was a sack of stubborn joy.  Cas crouched and gave Peanut a fond scratch. “You must go with your human,” he told her seriously. “We can’t condone trespassing.”  

  

Dean pretended not to melt at the sight. “Hear that? Law-abiding citizens only.”  

  

Peanut sighed and stood, finally consenting to move. Progress.  

 

Dean straightened, pushed his hair back, and cleared his throat. “Listen, uh… I owe you for the dog wrangling. Again. If you need a hand with anything - shelves, heavy boxes, IKEA instructions written by a demon - I’m your guy.”  

  

Cas considered that. “I do have shelves. And a box of things labelled ‘miscellaneous’ that refuses to sort itself.”  

  

“That’s my speciality,” Dean said. “Well, shelves are. ‘Miscellaneous’ is a life-long enemy, but I’ll bring snacks as a bribe.”  

  

Castiel then nodded once. “Today?”  

  

Dean glanced at Peanut, who panted up at him with the blank cheer of someone already plotting her next escape. “If you don’t mind me tying this one to a chair leg while we work, then yeah.”  

 

“I would prefer she not be tied to a chair,” Cas said gravely. “But she can keep me company on the patio while you drill holes in the wall.”  

  

Dean grinned. “Deal.”  

  

An hour later, they had a plan, two sturdy wall anchors, and one level that Dean swore had an attitude. Cas’s living room was neat but half-finished: stacks of books, a few framed prints leaning against the skirting board, a rug rolled at one end waiting for its grand unfurl. Sunlight stretched across the floorboards; Sylvia had claimed the warmest rectangle like she’d paid rent for it.  

  

Peanut lay on the patio with a chew toy Cas had produced from somewhere like a magician doing low-key community service.  

  

Dean held the shelf bracket against the wall. “Mark here?”  

 

“Two millimetres higher,” Cas said without hesitation.  

  

Dean lifted it. “You have a built-in level in your head, don’t you?”  

  

“I like things to be even,” Cas said. “And safe.”  

 

“Safe, I can do.” Dean drilled, the bit humming through plaster. “Tell me when you moved in again?”  

  

“Three weeks ago,” Cas said. He was sorting a pile of books on the dining table into stacks with labels made of sticky notes: poetry, history, ‘for loan,’ ‘for Dean’ - that last one scribbled and then crossed out as if he’d thought better of it mid-pen stroke.  

  

Dean clocked it and pretended his heart didn’t hiccup. “You loan books to your neighbours often?”  

  

“I don’t have many neighbours I trust with spines,” Cas said, not looking up. Then, almost absently: “You have careful hands.”  

 

Dean’s drill slipped half a centimetre and bumped his knuckle. He hissed quietly. “Guess not careful enough.”  

 

Cas glanced over, blue eyes taking in the tiny sting like a medic. “Are you alright?”  

 

“Fine,” Dean said, shaking it out. “Occupational hazard.”  

  

Sylvia rose, sauntered over, and inspected the bracket with more suspicion than necessary. Dean eyed her back. “You good with shelves, Your Majesty? Any notes?”  

  

She sniffed the raw plug, lifted her chin, and head-butted Dean’s forearm like a tiny battering ram.  

  

Dean stopped what he was doing. Cas’s eyebrows went up. “That is… unusual.”  

  

“She just head-bonked me,” Dean whispered, aware that he sounded like a man reporting a UFO sighting.  

  

“It’s a sign of acceptance.”  

  

“That or she’s staking a claim,” Dean murmured, and Sylvia immediately rubbed his sleeve again, decisive. Dean looked at Cas, triumphant. “There. Evidence.”  

 

Cas’s mouth curved, a proper smile now, quick and bright. “Noted.”  

 

Peanut, sensing a moment of peace, thumped her tail on the patio with such enthusiasm that her chew toy rolled into the open doorway. She lunged after it, paws skittering. Dean twisted to intercept. Cas moved the other way to save the precarious stack of history books. Sylvia lifted her tail in outrage and threaded between ankles like a tiny needle.

 

For six seconds, chaos reigned.  

 

Peanut nipped the toy, skidded, and – miracle - didn’t crash into the books. Dean caught the wobbling pile with one hand and the shelf with the other, twisting just enough that his shirt rode up. Cas’s hand landed lightly at his hip to steady both him and the bracket. Sylvia leapt onto the windowsill with the athletic grace of a furry gymnast and pretended none of it had ever happened.  

 

“Teamwork,” Dean said, breathless and grinning.  

  

Cas’s hand lingered a fraction before he stepped back. “Agreed.”  

 

They reset like nothing had happened except that Dean’s pulse had decided to tap an upbeat rhythm in his throat. He finished the screws, hung the shelf, and stepped away with a flourish. “Ta-da.”  

 

Cas tilted his head, considered, and gave a nod.  “Perfect.”  

  

“Words a man likes to hear.”  

 

“Don’t get complacent,” Cas said, but his voice had that warm undercurrent that meant he wasn’t scolding. He began passing books for Dean to line up: neat, even, calm. They worked in easy silence that lasted a few minutes and felt… comfortable. Domestic, even. The kind of quiet that didn’t need filling.  

  

“Where’d you move from?” Dean asked as he placed a final volume. “If you don’t mind me asking.”  

 

“City centre,” Cas said. “Too loud. Too many sirens. Not enough sky.”  

  

Dean looked at the big back window and the rectangle of bright yard beyond. Peanut sprawled on her side like a satisfied lion; the breeze lifted a corner of the rug. “Yeah,” he said softly. “I get that.”  

  

Cas’s attention slid to him, interest sparking. “And you? Have you always been here?”  

  

“Mostly.” Dean tapped the shelf, testing its steadiness. “Family’s nearby. Garage down on Maple - my baby. Old cars, new plugins, whatever limps to my door. I talk to engines like they can hear me.”  

  

“They might,” Cas said, completely serious.  

 

Dean snorted. “You’re enabling my delusions, man.”  

  

“Or your talents,” Cas countered.  

  

There was a moment where the morning seemed to stretch. Sylvia hopped down and, with the entitlement of royalty, chose Dean’s lap the moment he sank into a dining chair to put the drill away.  

  

She didn’t circle; she simply sat.  

  

Dean stared. “Uh.”  

  

Cas’s eyes widened. “That is very unusual.”  

  

Dean didn’t move, terrified to break the spell. Sylvia kneaded twice, settled in, and shut her eyes - purr igniting like a tiny engine under his palm.  

  

Peanut lifted her head, ears perked, and gave a soft huff of affront from the patio.  

  

Dean stroked Sylvia’s back in slow, careful passes, trying to play it cool while his insides performed fireworks. “Guess I’m… chosen?”  

 

Cas stood a touch closer than before, watching with quiet wonder. “She doesn’t even sit on my lap for this long.”  

 

“Don’t take it personally,” Dean whispered. “Maybe I’m just - what did you call it - trustworthy.”  

  

Cas’s smile returned, warmer now. “Maybe you are.”  

  

The house hummed with the low purr and distant birds outside; Peanut - after an assessing look - decided the situation was acceptable and flopped back down with a sigh.  

 

Eventually, Sylvia opened one eye, as if embarrassed by her own softness, and sprang to the floor with a chirp that said this never happened. She trotted away to reclaim the sun patch.  

 

Dean inhaled. “Well. I’ll be telling my grandchildren about that.”  

 

“You don’t have grandchildren,” Cas said.  

 

“Not with that attitude,” Dean shot back, then winced. “That came out weird. I mean - one day. In a thousand years. The point is: your cat likes me.”  

  

“She does,” Cas said. “And I… do as well.”  

  

“Like me?”  

  

“As a neighbour,” Cas added, expression innocent but his eyes bright. “And as a shelf installer.”  

 

“Oh,” Dean said, pulse doing that drumline thing again. “Right. Well. I like you as a… shelf owner.”  

  

“Excellent.”  

 

Dean stood, rubbed his hands on his jeans, and suddenly became conscious that he’d stayed longer than planned. “I should, uh, take Peanut back before she files a change-of-address.”  

 

Cas nodded, then hesitated. “Would you like to come back this evening? I could make some coffee. We can check if the shelf is still holding after a full day of books.”  

  

Dean grinned. “Now you’re speaking my language. Coffee and a stress test.” He paused, then added, “I’ll bring pie. Best quality control snack there is.”  

 

They walked to the door together. Peanut barrelled in for a goodbye shoulder rub from Cas and then trotted out, leash trailing. Dean scooped it up, and they paused at the step like the end of a scene that didn’t want to end.  

 

“Seven?” Cas asked.  

 

“Seven,” Dean agreed, smiling. “Try to keep my dog only moderately spoiled till then.”  

 

“I make no promises,” Cas said, and there was that almost-smile again - the one that already felt like a secret he’d been let in on.  

 

Dean headed for the fence with Peanut prancing at his side, feeling ridiculously light. The world looked the same - sun, grass, the vacant lot beyond - but something in it had tilted in a way that made everything brighter.  

  

Behind him, Sylvia hopped back onto the porch rail and watched them go, tail ticking, as if taking notes.  

  

And somewhere in the middle of the lawn, a chew toy lay exactly half in the shade, half in the sun: a neat little boundary waiting to be tested again.  

  

-0- 

  

Dean balanced the pie tin in one hand and knocked with the other. Peanut sat beside him on the porch, leash looped around his wrist, tail sweeping the step in a steady rhythm.  

 

The door opened almost immediately, like Cas had been waiting. He wore a plain green shirt and jeans tonight, sleeves pushed up, and for a second, Dean’s brain decided to focus on forearms instead of speaking like a normal person.  

  

“Evening,” Cas said. His eyes flickered to the pie. “You brought dessert.”  

  

Dean cleared his throat. “Homemade.” Then, because his conscience wouldn’t let him lie outright, he added, “By the bakery down the street.”  

  

Cas tilted his head. “Honesty is good.”  

  

“Yeah, well,” Dean muttered, stepping inside when Cas gestured, “so is sugar.”  

  

The house smelled like coffee. Fresh-brewed, rich, dark. Dean inhaled automatically, and his shoulders loosened before he’d even taken a sip. He set the pie on the counter while Cas pulled two mugs from a cabinet.  

 

Peanut flopped onto the rug like she owned the place. Sylvia appeared from nowhere, perched on the back of the couch, watching with narrowed eyes.  

  

Dean gave her a mock salute. “Evening, Princess. She flicked her tail once, unimpressed.  

  

Cas poured two mugs and slid one toward Dean. “Black,” Cas said simply.  

  

“Yeah, that’s how I take it.”  

  

Castiel smiled then wide and bright. “I assumed as much.”  

 

Dean smirked. “Guess I’m easy to read.” He grabbed the knife sitting on the counter and started slicing the pie. “Hope you’re hungry.”  

 

They sat across from each other at the small kitchen table, coffee steaming between them, pie plates balanced on napkins. Dean forked into the first bite, humming low in approval.  

  

“Man,” he said around the forkful, “this is the best thing on God’s green earth. Coffee and pie - nothing beats it.”  

  

Cas nodded solemnly. “A strong combination.”  

 

Dean chuckled. “You make it sound like a tactical strategy.”  

  

“In a sense,” Cas said. “Good food is the foundation of comfort.”  

 

Dean raised his fork in salute. “Amen to that.”  

  

They ate in easy silence for a few minutes. Peanut’s snores rumbled from the rug. Sylvia leapt down to investigate Dean’s boots, circling him once before hopping neatly onto his knee.  

  

“Uh,” he said, wide-eyed.  

  

Cas’s eyebrows went up. “She’s chosen you again.”  

  

Sylvia kneaded once, settled, and purred like an engine. Dean looked down at the tiny cat, then back at Cas. “Not going to lie, I’m starting to feel special.”  

 

“You are,” Cas said simply, sipping his coffee.  

  

Dean was not sure if his heart had just skipped or if the caffeine had hit him faster than usual.  

  

For a while, they just sat there - dog and cat, coffee and pie. Dean couldn't remember the last time he'd felt that comfortable sitting in someone else's kitchen.

  

When the plates were empty and the coffee half gone, Dean leaned back in his chair. “So,” he said, trying for casual, “think the shelf survived the weight of all those books?”  

  

“We could test it.”  

  

Dean raised a brow. “How?”  

  

Cas stood, already serious. “Add more books.”  

  

Dean laughed, shaking his head. “You’re something else, man.”  

 

Cas paused, then gave him a look that said more than words could convey. “I think you are too.”