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CLENCHED STENCH
Handsome and Buttersome : There’s a rotting sandwich in the fridge. Who does this filth belong to?
Flashing Party : I thought it was Kamikaze’s stench
Atomic Bomb : I’m going to bomb you to atoms.
[1🥱]
Freakystein : What was in the sandwich?
Having a Blast : Mustard, relish and everything hellish 😂
[4😓]
Freakystein : Sorry I asked
Handsome and Buttersome : The culprit should turn themselves in before it's too late or else there will be heavy consequences.
[6👎]
Flashing Party : Stop making a fuss and just throw it away, we’re all busy here.
Atomic Bomb : I aint busy though
Flashing Party : I was pretty sure you were too busy challenging that deodorant
Atomic Bomb : its only been 70h I still have 2 hours left
[3🤮]
Having a Blast : Well… they don’t call you atomic for nothing😂😏
Handsome and Buttersome : Am I in hell?
CHARANKO’S OMEGAS
Supreme Leader : welcome to my humble abode, omegas
[12🖕]
Chopface : Go back to mopping the floors.
Furrytron3000 : Did you even wash your feet you’re stinking up the whole place with that vile stench
Supreme Leader : theyre called pheromones, bow down to your Alpha
Chopface changed Supreme Leader’s nickname to Supreme slave
Tanktop Tiger : @SupremeSlave hey nerd did you finish my homework
Furrytron3000 : I bet he couldn't even finish his own
Chopface : Cat got your tongue now huh
Freakyu : get yo corny ass outta here 💔😭✌️✌️
Tanktop Asshole : @SupremeSlave you have until tomorrow smartass or else
Suiko : is this a fever dream
Baddie : ??? what homework
Genos : Ms. Psykos assigned us a 3000 word essay due tomorrow. We have to write and present about the theory of relativity and describe how it reshapes our understanding of space, time and gravity.
Baddie : wtf does that even mean 😭😭
Freakyu : I’d still crack
Suiko : Are you sure we’re related?
TheBush™ : Digital footprint goes crazy
Notokama : says you
NotOkama sent a screenshot
Freakyu : I’m sure he’d want to crack you too ❤️🩹
Suiko : Why Mr. Puri Puri out of everyone
Notokama : Sir Beaut is right there 🤤🤤
TheBush™ took a screenshot
Baddie : not a good example but ok
Furrytron3000 : whats a good example for you then
[5🏳️🌈]
Baddie : are you saying you’d crack Mr. Beaut
Furrytron3000 : what no ew
Freakyu : wait yall we gotta rank who’s the baddest teach
Genos : I will not participate in such activities.
Chopface : what if we include that bald security guard
Genos : I’m in.
[8🏳️🌈]
Freakyu : so who's first place
Genos : I nominate Sir Saitama, he has all the qualifications for first place.
[10❌️]
Supreme Slave : Are you high Genos
Genos : He has an impressive body with well formed muscles, a sharp jawline and mesmerizing eyes, while also being a very respectable man. What more do we need for first place?
[5]
Freakyu : chat are my eyes deceiving me 💔
Furrytron3000 : hes bald how is that attractive to you
Suiko : yall stop what if he has cancer or a disease
Supreme Slave : then what is it waiting for to take him 🤣✌️✌️
Genos : Watch your back tomorrow you waste of oxygen.
[7😨]
Freakyu : anyways mommy fubuki is first
Ion : I don't think we should talk about the teachers like this.
NotOkama : boringggg 🥱🥱
Supreme Slave : mommy psykos is badder and better
Suiko : what am I doing here
NotOkama : Mr. Beaut genuinely mogs what are yall on
Baddie : what are YOU on
NotOkama : Why don't you say someone better then?? Even tho there isnt
Baddie : Mr. Ko is better
NotOkama : he looks like a zombie wdym bro’s life depends on that caffeine why would u crack that 😭
Baddie : yours depends on being annoying and I never said I'd crack
Furrytron3000 : no one would crack you anyways
Freakyu : you would
Furrytron3000 : no the fuck I wouldn't??
[6👀]
Baddie : And who would crack YOU. That scar on your face isnt very arousing
Furrytron3000 : its a warrior scar fym wheres YOUR scar you fraud delinquent
Baddie : up my ass
Freakyu : bro got a dildo scar 😭😭😭
Furrytron3000 : the hell is that
Supreme Slave sent an image.
Furrytron3000 : isnt that the thing you keep under your futon
NotOkama : EW????
Genos : How does that even fit?
Baddie : genuinely what is wrong with you charanko
Chopface : I knew you were acting suspicious when I smelled an odor in your room the other day.
Freakyu : watch who you call yo homies 💔✌️✌️
Supreme Slave : atleast I get laid
Baddie : how much do you pay her for that 😭
Freakyu: anyways who votes mommy fubuki for first
[8🤤]
Suiko : we need to put you in a white room. Padded walls and everything.
Baddie : lock him up
Supreme Slave : guys cmon itd be fun to tap that
[3] [8🥹]
Furrytron3000 : I dont see the appeal
Baddie : first and last time I’ll agree with him
Genos : Would you like to perhaps address the elephant in the room?
Freakyu changed Furrytron3000’s nickname to Faggotron3000
Faggotron3000 : @Freakyu pray that we dont come face to face ong im sliming your ass
Freakyu : im an ally promise 🥺
CLENCHED STENCH
Predator : Have you guys seen how cute this year’s class’ boys are? 💋💋
Atomic Bomb : living up to your name i see
Handsome and Buttersome : @Predator How does your brain even work? It’s because of people like you that society isn't able to advance.
Fubuki : I, for one, find Charanko unsettling.
Psyduck : I always make sure to give him and Suiryu extra homework, those little pests.
Predator : I find them to be quite the charming young boys! So full of energy and prowess! 😍🥰
Tanktop Addict : I think Genos is the most normal out of them all.
Fubuki : Even that straight A student isn't so straight. Have you all seen how he stares at that bald bodyguard?
Predator : I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed! I know true love when I see it. 💋
Having a Blast : Haha, a brother from another mother!
Handsome and Buttersome : Aren't you married and have kids.
Having a Blast : What does that have to do with anything? Can't I have a little blast? 😂
Flashing Party : We need to bring back public executions.
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Handsome and Buttersome : I’m sure your wife will also have a blast reading this.
Handsome and Buttersome took a screenshot
Having a Blast : boooo 👎👎
Freakystein : How do you even have his wife’s contact
Handsome and Buttersome : The ladies love me.
Fubuki : Who are the “ladies”.
Psyduck : I guess I’m not a lady then.
Freakystein : Even men wouldn’t want you
Handsome and Buttersome : And who would want you exactly?
Freakystein : No one would want someone who collects other people’s wife numbers like Renaissance paintings
Having a Blast : Oh boy, maybe take your lovers’ quarrel somewhere else?
Tanktop Addict : uh oh
Handsome and Buttersome : You couldn't do it even if you wanted to.
Freakystein : Yeah, because I’m not that desperate
Having a Blast : He ✨clocked✨ period 😜🤪💅
Handsome and Buttersome : Shut your mouth.
Predator : Enough boys! This isn’t who you are, I know that deep down, you both care deeply for each other. 💋💋
Handsome and Buttersome : Have you gone mad?
Freakystein : Do you have to kiss us at the end of every message
[11✅]
Handsome and Buttersome : And you couldn't have formulated that differently? I felt a shiver run down my spine from disgust.
Psyduck : I’ve read this trope countless times in fanfiction
Handsome and Buttersome : ???
Freakystein : ???
Flashing Party : Why is everyone gay in here
Fubuki : You look gay with that disney princess hair of yours
Flashing Party : Are you jealous?
Fubuki : I would be if you didn’t let it fall everywhere.
Flashing Party : That's how you thank me for leaving some souvenirs?
[5🤢]
Fubuki : If only they weren't oily and greasy
Having a Blast : The enemy is closer than you think as the youngins say
[3👎]
Handsome and Buttersome : Seems like that sandwich wasn't the only filth in here.
Freakystein : How did you like the little gift I left for you?
Handsome and Buttersome : You are absolutely disgusting.
[1🥱]