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It’s been a year or two since Beavis and Butthead have gotten married, just two young idiots in love, not having a single care in the world. The two, after like a two minute talk, started wanting to have kids of their own…
After the pregnancy of the woman Butthead donated his sperm to was confirmed a few months ago, the two then wanted to start a gender reveal party. The party really sucked though, barely any decorations, glitter all over, and nachos just scattered all over the floor.. It really ruined the carpet.
People that came :
Daria (Knows the gender, but still acts clueless for the fun of it)
Mr. Van Driesen (Literally cried tears of happiness, and made the cake with Daria)
Couch Buzzcut (Only went to make fun of the two)
Principal McVicker (Same with Buzzcut, but also there for the food)
Stewart (Was told many times to not come by Butthead but just snuck in anyways)
Tom Anderson / Marcie Anderson (Brought almost all the gifts, both really proud of the two boys)
Cassandra (Daria’s “friend”, came just to hang with Daria)
Earl (Literally doesn’t do nothing, he was forced to come by Mr. Van Driesen)
Beavis H. (He came with Stewart, but left after 4 minutes of nothing)
Glennis (Was invited by Butthead as a joke to scare Beavis, she kinda just laid in the corner, heartbroken)
Two small knocks on the door came, Beavis quickly opened it, grinning as Butthead stood behind him. There was Daria and Mr. Van Driesen, holding cake and presents. “Uh, you guys like, made it. Huhuh” Butthead giggled.. He didn’t really know what he was expecting. Mr. Van Driesen chuckled while lifting the cake higher to his chest.
“Well boys, y'know I couldn’t miss this important day for you both. I feel very proud, m’kay!” Daria nodded, agreeing with Mr. Van Driesen. “I say, I did judge you both too early, maybe you’ll both be okay. Let’s just hope my perspective is right this time.” The two then set foot into the small house.. The smell of cheese, burnt wood, and stolen beer reeked in every area and corner. Daria and Mr. Van Driesen both set the cake and gifts down on the table in front, quickly both pinching their noses when they got the chance to.
Daria cringed, “Peewooh! You both surely didn’t focus on cleaning, did you?” Daria then thought for a moment, “Stupid question.. Of course you guys never cleaned a day in your lives…” She kept her nose plugged, wiping a drop of red sticky slushy dripping from the bottom of her boot. There were pink and blue decorations poorly set on the walls. It was just pink and blue paper, slapped with glue on the walls, and titled “COOL GENDAR REVEL” in drippy poor white paint. Daria looked around, blinking at the two, “Hm, I can see you put.. Alot of time into this..” Beavis chuckled, “Well it only took like 4 minutes but yea, meheheh..” Butthead grumbled a “yea” under his laugh. Then, after a quick silence of the four standing there doing nothing, the doorbell rang.
The two idiots walked over, giggling, before swinging the door open. It was Tom and Marcie Anderson! Marcie was holding a lovely pair of flowers, all each with a colour of bright orange and pink. Tom was holding one single tiny pink bag, filled with only one thing for sure. “Well, I do say you guys always made me proud, definitely not like those other two boys..” Tom adjusted his glasses, “Buford and Burnoldo.” Marcie then did a quick lil wave, the end of her lips perking in a small curled smile. Beavis and Butthead giggled, while moving out the way for Marcie and Tom to enter. “Well, I expected more, but I guess I should be grateful for even being here anyways. Heh heh” Tom set his single tiny gift down at the table, while Marcie handed the sweet flowers to Butthead. “Hey Beavis,” Butthead giggled, “She gave me flowers! She wants to score with me. Uh huhuh.” Butthead giggled. Beavis looked down onto the flowers, biting his lower lip. “Uhh, but, we already scored Butthead, meheheh.. We’re having a baby, remember? Heh.” Beavis hoped Butthead was still reminded of what was happening, they were both married anyways…
The door then knocked, and the doorbell rang both at the same time. Beavis chuckled, “Boy are they just not patient..” He quietly whispered under his chuckled breaths. Butthead opened the door, there stood the biggest group. Cassandra, Stewart, Beavis H., Earl, and Glennis. None of them had gifts, flowers, or anything to say or do in general. They all just crossed arms and stared. Glennis on the other hand, was looking down with her arms sulking behind her back. You could see she desperately wanted to say something, but she kept her lips sealed. You could also see she was holding a small white card. It had a heart sticker stuck on the card to keep whatever was inside safe and sealed, and a small red kiss was printed by Glennis on the corner of the card. Beavis even caught a few glances from her, biting her lip hard and sulking even lower.
“Uhh, who are you guys..” Butthead raised a concerning eyebrow, “Uh, Stewart? Didn’t I say to like, back off? Huhuh..” Stewart nervously chuckled, trying to act it off by joking. “Well, y’know ya can’t leave your ol’ buddy pal alone on your special day?! Huh, right? Heh.. heh heh..” Stewart’s lips bent down into a small frown, feeling a lil’ embarrassed. “Uh, but this is our special day!! Not-” Beavis was then cut off by Earl shooting his gun up in the air.
“Shut the fuck up and just let us in already..” The four then set themselves right in, sitting and standing around with the others. Cassandra immediately ran to Daria, her little smile warmly brightened up. The two girls both giggled and whispered, clearly gossiping about Beavis and Butthead. Glennis could hear them, she tightened her fist into a hard ball. Clenching onto her jeans harder and harder as she listened to how the two girls talked smack about the blonde idiot. She was jealous of Butthead, how he got to spend everyday of his life with Beavis. She sniffed hard, closing her eyes to keep the tears away.
Now, it was only two people left… Couch Buzzcut and Principal McVicker.
After endless amounts of chatting, laughing, and standing around.. Literally 5 big boom knocks on the door came, it literally echoed around the house. Mr. Van Driesen jumped, startled.. “Um, boys, who is tha-” The door then swung open, hitting Mr. Van Driesen right in his eye.
“LISTEN FANNY’S!” Couch Buzzcut yelled, “IS THIS THE GAY GENDER REVEAL OR WHAT??!!” Couch Buzzcut yelled at the top of his lungs again, before turning his view onto Beavis and Butthead, who were both clearly giggling together.
Butthead was the first to speak up, “Uhh, you said fanny and gay, huhuh..” The two giggled again. “Yep, that’s us. Meh eheheheh” Beavis giggled again, moving to the side to let Buzzcut and McVicker inside. Principal McVicker was shaking intensely (which is what he always does) looking around frantically. “UHEUHH WHERE’S D-DA FOOD??!! UHHHEHHEH..” McVicker did not care for the boys one single bit, he was just feeling very very peckish that day. Mr. Van Driesen walked up, smiling cheerfully as he always did, “Wow! I didn’t expect to see other teachers here! How nic-”
“SHUT UP HIPPIE” Coach Buzzcut interrupted Mr. Van Driesen. Mr. Van Driesen blinked in surprise, adjusting his glasses back onto his nose. “Uh anyways..” Beavis started continuing, “We got like, nachos.. Slushies, heheh.. Oh and we stole some porno things just in case our party sucks and we need to do something! Meh eheheh heh!” Beavis giggled while Butthead murmured a “yea” and chuckled.
*45 minutes later*
Surprisingly, a lot of people were talking. But it wasn’t really how you expected a party, it looked boring as piss.
“Uhh, Beavis,” Butthead said, “Should we like, bring it y'know .. The fun in this party? Huhuh” Butthead asked. Beavis already had an idea just in case the party was starting to get boring and sucked. “Yea yea, meheheh.. I got something planned.. Heh” Beavis clasped his two hands together, rubbing them like some evil villain.
5 mintues later
“Okay guys! All get in like, a line.. Heh, and when it's your turn, you’ll say if you think the baby will have a sholong.. Or like, a girl thingy, meh ehehe!” Beavis said, holding up the phone to the right angle as everyone lined up. “Huhuh, uhh, hurry up.. Fartknocker!” Butthead scolded Beavis as he went into the line. “Andd…There! Heh, okay lets go..”
Beavis and Butthead :
“Uh, I’m Butthead” -Beavis
“Yea.. Oh and I’m Beavis.. A-and we think it’s gonna be like uh… A chick!” -Beavis
“Huhuh, yea, our daughter’s gonna score and be cool. Huhuh.” -Butthead
“Yea, yea! Meheheh..!” -Beavis
Mr. Van Driesen
“Hello! I’m Mr. Van Driesen, m’kay? And I think the baby is gonna be non-binary <3” -Mr. Van Driesen
“Uhh.. What's non-binary?” -Butthead
“Yea really… Sounds like a disease or somethin’, heh..” -Beavis
Principal McVicker
“Ueeeeggghhuuhh…I think it’s gonna be a-a-a prostitute! Uhh…” -McVicker
“Uh, yea dumbass that’s what we want it to be! Huhuh” -Butthead
“Oh god..” -Daria
Daria
“Ahem, I’m Daria.. And I know the gender.. I’m also the most conscious here” -Daria
“Uhm Daria, you have to say what the gender is!” -Beavis
“Beavis, I already know the gender, genius” -Daria
“Ouhh yea yea, meh eheheh..” -Beavis
Couch Buzzcut
“I’M THE ONE AND ONLY COACH BUZZ HELL CUT, AND FROM THESE TWO DUMBASSES… I THINK THE LITTLE SPORT IS GONNA BE AN EXTRA DUMBASS!!!!!” -Coach Buzzcut
“Woah! Being a dumbass is a gender? Cool, huhuh” -Butthead
“Well.. You boys can be whatever you wanna be, m’kay?” -Mr. Van Driesen
Stewert
“Hey guys! I’m Stewart, and-” -Stewert
“Damnit Stewart, I told you to back off.. Fartknocker…Huhuh..” -Butthead
“Heh uh, funny joke Butthead! Hah, anyways, I think it’s gonna be a gir-” -Stewert
“Can you just like, leave already? Heh..” -Beavis
“Um but guys-” -Stewert
Camera cuts
Tom Anderson / Marcie Anderson
“My name’s Tom, and well… From these two boys’ courage over the years.. I think it’ll be the proudest warrior and soldier ever. And as a man who fought in two world wars I-” -Tom
“Uh, you mean proudest warrior in bed? Huhuh” -Butthead
“Heheh yep, it’ll sure make us proud, heheh meh eheh…” -Beavis
“Can you guys let anyone finish their answer?” -Daria
“Uh guys.. This is funny but can I be let back inside? Please, it's cold..” -Stewart (Whos outside)
Now… It’s time to reveal the gender…
“Okay guys, on the count of three.. I’ll tell you the gender!” Daria said, this was probably the most excited she’s been ever since…
Everyone cheered and counted to three.. And once they reached one…
“A CATTTT!!!!” Beavis yelled at the top of his lungs. “A..Girl..?” Daria slowly took her view to Beavis, who was holding up a small white kitten. “Huhuh, surprise surprise.. It’s a girl.” Butthead giggled. Daria shook her head, “And a cat? Beavis, Butthead.. I thought; Well, we all thought this was a real baby you were having..?”
“Welp, nope, surprise! It’s not a real baby! It’s a chick cat! A-and we’re planning to get another cat to score with ours, y’know… Get some babies in the picture.. Heh meh heheh…” The two idiots laughed. Everyone looked around, either confused or clearly annoyed (cough cough Daria cough cough)