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jenssn ackles was lying in mishas hotel bed, mind racing.
he couldnt get "buttbaby" out of his head. how fucking dare that stupid gay teenager insinuate that he was in any way shape or form anything but heterosexual.
"whats wrong honey" misha said and slowed his strokes on jensens cock. "you've barely begged me to fuck you this time"
jensen stared at the ceiling
."you dont really think im gay do you??" he said with a noticeable fagcent in his signuficantly higher voice than that fake one he put on at the panel today.
"what? how could ypu think that???" misha said concerned.
"rhey want me to be pregnant with your baby!!!!!" jensen ackkes 3xclaimed
misha thought oh thats hot
"oh nooo jensen honey thats dean not you which is a fictional character you played on tv" misha explained in the voice a teacher uses on a kindergarten student.
"but i never played him gay!!!!" jensen argued, "so if they think hes gay that means they think im gay"
he turned to grab mishas cock a little less enthusiastically than usual.
"mayhe yoyr dad should have let you drink from straws" misha sighs
"why??????" jensen said failing to see the connection (very scared that misha was telling him his head was bad)
misha collins sighed........ oh well. "maybe you should find a therapist instead of making your problems everyone else's" :(((( if only
the end