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A job finally called me back and now I work at a cafe that milks me like a cow

Summary:

Just as the title expresses, a guy in the future has a very hard time finding a job, so when a local cafe hires him he finds himself hooked up to a milking machine in front of his other cow-workers.

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Chapter 1: Are my tits supposed to get this big?

Chapter Text

"You're hired!" Those are the words that every person longs to hear when they live in a society were ai has taken most of the jobs away from hard working people! It was such a burden lifted off of Pax's shoulders seeing as he had been applying to 20 different jobs a day for almost six months at this point. Crazy enough, it paid above the national average, so he would have money to spare after bills came out of his account every month.

"Thank you, ma'am. I look forward to starting," he shook her hand. His own was practically shaking.

"Orientation starts Monday and the grand opening for the cafe will be Saturday," the hiring manager typed a few things out before emailing him a copy, "I will be seeing you and your new cow-workers at 8am!"

Pax was pretty sure he had heard her wrong, but chalked it up as his nerves throwing him off balance, "And I will be here," he left with a spring in his step! This job was about to be life changing! Just…Not in the ways he was envisioning.

 

Monday took absolutely way too much time to finally come around, but Pax found himself at the doors with a few others, waiting for their hiring manager to let them in. He nodded to them, "Good morning."

"Mornin'," One of the girls yawned, "I'm gonna have to get used to these early starts."

Pax thought she was pretty cute. He always had a weakness for redheads, "I'm just glad to be here," he waved at another one of his coworkers who had just shown up.

The hiring manager unlocked the door and welcomed them inside, "Welcome! I emailed a final document to each of you. I ask that you please sign before we begin," she grinned.

Pax opened it up on his phone and scrolled to the bottom seeing as it was almost 60 pages long and he was eager to get started. He signed and slipped his phone into his pocket, waiting for the others to do the same.

After a few minutes she spoke again, "I am Lesley and I will be overseeing your training. Please remove all of your clothes and place them into your designated lockers. I have already labeled them with your names."

Pax looked in shock, then turned his head to observe the sock on the other's faces, but to his surprise, they were complying and stripping their clothing. His bisexual heart was going absolutely crazy! He attempting to gain his composure so he didn't seem like a complete degenerate. It was really hard to act normal when he saw tits and cock.

The redhead glanced at him, "Getting stage fright?" she removed her bra, leaving her smaller tits just enough bounce to get his attention.

"Nah-uh!" Pax quickly took off his t-shirt and fumbled with his belt before dropping his pants. His dick was embarrassingly already hard against his boxers. It was boggling his mind that the others in the room didn't have a single thought in between being asked to strip and doing so. What sort of a job was this anyway??? He was under the impressing this was a cafe.

"Once everyone is done, I will need a volunteer to act as a sort of… Test subject so the others can witness what is to come," Lesley looked around the room, "How about you," her eyes landed on Pax whenever he was partway through taking off his boxers.

Pax blinked, "Is it really volunteer if you're asking me?" he was the only one who didn't understand what was going on.

"Come on honey! Don't be shy!" She hummed and beckoned him over, "Let's get you ready. Everyone please pay attention," Lesley wheeled out a strange contraption and locked it into place so it wouldn't go anywhere.

"Right uhh…" Pax felt embarrassment wash through him. He was assisted onto the contraption. It held him in a position that was on his hands and knees. His hardening cock hung below him. He could feel every one of the eyes on him.

"Excellent!" She hummed and proceeded to lock his limbs into place with a few straps, "This will keep everything secure while we get you prepared for your first shift!" the hiring manager stuck a syringe into each of Pax's titties, earning a yelp from the boy, "Shhhh you're doing so good, honey."

"What's going to happen?" One of his coworkers asked in curiosity. Their eyes glued to the scene unfolding in front of them.

"This is a special drug that was created to rapidly induce lactation. While there are methods to induce it outside of childbirth, they take far too much time," she picked up a different syringe and examined its contents before setting it to the side for later.

"W-Wait WHAT?!" Pax knew he must be dreaming. The others were chatting about it, sure! But they didn't seem off-put by the idea, "I'm…going to make milk?"

"Wow that's hot…" another one of the guys licked his lips, "Will we get a taste?"

Lesley giggled, "I'm glad everyone is enjoying themselves. Yes! He should be producing very soon! This drug also promotes vitamins and minerals," she reached down and tugged at his sensitive nipple, earning a cute moan from Pax, "Can you feel the pressure building? I've noticed the tissue developing."

True to her statement, his chest was swelling to a noticeable degree. As a cis-gender man, he had not ever had the opportunity to experience thick tits on his own body, "F-Fuck they're tingling…" his flat chest had gone into a-cups in a matter of thirty seconds and it seemed they were well on their way into growing to b-cups. Pax felt another tug at his nipple, "P-Please… they're filling up so fast…Auughh…Mmm…"

"Ma'am. Who's going to be the first one to milk him?" One of the girls asked.

"Excellent question! Do we have any volunteers?" Lesley saw quite a few hands spring up, "Yes! You with the cute tits and red hair!"

Pax felt his own face go red as the very girl he crushed on a few minutes ago was the same one who was picked, "T-This is embarrassing…" he knew he must be rock hard down below. Now more than ever… Pax heard her approach his restrained body.

"You look so full, hun. Let me help you out there," her soft hands fondled his left tit, "They're still growing… You're going to make such delicious milk," her hot breath whispered in his ear, triggering the hairs on his body to stand up as well as his cock.

Pax let out a pathetic moan, "P-Please…I can't…take it!" His tits must have been E cups by the time they stopped expanding, "F-Fuck… Are they done?" he panted, attempting to catch his breath.

The redhead squeezed his left tit again. It tingled, giving off the feeling of something moving within him, "So soft…Come on, hun. Give me that first spurt of your delicious milk," she purred, moving her hand from the base of his tit downward, as if she was milking a real cow.

"A-Aahhh…!!" Pax felt the sensation milk shoot from his nipple! While the first pull only produced a few drops, the second and third increased. By the tenth time he was putting out quite a lot, "F-Fuck I'm making milk… It's really coming from my own tits…" The buzz overtook his mind as the embarrassment left him. Now all Pax could think about was the tugging of his tits and the ecstasy of milk being taken from him.

"As you can see the drug had him producing in less than ten minutes. Each dose can vary from person to person, but on average you will be producing five to ten gallons over a typical shift," Lesley explained, "Now don't worry, your tits will return to normal once every drop has been taken. Lucky for you, the pleasure of being milked will feel like pure heaven at the beginning and throughout your shift!"

Everyone was getting quite excited!

What Pax hadn't noticed was everyone else was given permission to touch his body and tits. One of the guys grabbed his right tit, milking it straight into a cup while someone else adjusted the milk pale below, making sure not a drop was wasted! "Please… I still feel so full…" His eyes went wide when a metal hose prodded at his asshole. It didn't take long for the lubed part to sink deep inside of him, "Eeek!" so sudden intrusion triggered a squeak from his throat! There was a pat on his ass cheek.

"Now five to ten gallons is quite a lot. That's why those who are working on production side of things will have constant hydration applied to their bodies," Lesley wheeled out another restraint device, "Now, I'm going to need another volunteer," a smile spread across her face when she saw the redhead raise her hand, "Someone is eager! I like that in an employee!"

The redhead was locked into place as Pax had been in order to keep her from moving around too much. Now that they were at the same height, she grinned at the boy just a few feet away from her, "Seems we're the lab cows. I'm Fawn."

Pax was frozen in his haze of horniness, "H-Hey I'm Pax…" Since they were moving onto the next employee, two pumps were secured around his round tits before a suction pulled the liquid from his body and transported it through some tubing before arriving at the collection jar attached to his milking stand. His eyes rolled back in his head. The sensation of his new breasts being milked with a new suction every 1.5 seconds was keeping him dancing on the edge of an orgasm, but didn't seem to let him cross the threshold, "P-Please can someone touch my dick…" his hips were attempting to hump the air, however the stand kept his body in place, restricting his movement far too much to make much of a difference. His untouched cock pathetically leaked underneath…

Unfortunately for poor Pax, the eyes of all of his cow-workers were now glued to Fawn. She gave soft moans as the drug worked its magic. Her c cups expanded a few sizes, "It feels sooo goooood… Ooohh… I can feel the milk filling my tits… They're getting so heavyy…"

"Good girl," Lesley pinched Fawn's nipple, causing her to moan, "The sensitivity of your bodies doubles and sometimes triples under the affects of these drugs. We do try to keep things professional on the floor, during our normal working hours. Those who are having a harder time keeping their moans to themselves, we have gags and muzzles that negate a majority of their noises."

A gag was inserted into Fawn's mouth. True to her words, the gag blocked most of Fawn's moans as her breasts filled to their full grown size. They were a few cups bigger than what Pax had ended up with. Her muffled moans and squeaks persisted when one of the girls tugged at her tit, coaxing the milk into the bucket below.

"Oh! Ehehe there we go!" the girl seemed pretty proud of herself being the first one to milk her, "You're such a cute cow, Fawn," she took it upon herself to keep milking the cute girl restrained in front of her. Seems she loved the strained sounds that were coming through the gag.

"Now some of you are going to be great in areas like this! Cow attendants are very important! You will be responsible for making the drinks from their special milk and looking out for their well beings!" Teaching everyone got Lesley feeling excited, "It is just as important as being a producer," she got everyone's attention again, "While we do have our drink makers that will add in ingredients for our specialty drinks, we will have an on the tap option!"

Pax had been left alone for quite a few minutes with only the pumps milking him as his companions. The man dragged back to reality whenever the machine was put on pause and removed from his plump tits, "Huh..?" They may have gotten almost a gallon from him already, but he had far more to go.

"Follow me, hun. We're going to get you set up at the tap," next to be removed was the hydration tube from his ass, which came out easily enough with enough force, "You're doing so well Mr. Pax. Don't you worry! We will get your tits properly milked before the end of your training."

The girl from before stayed with Fawn in the back while the others followed Lesley to the front after she had undid the restraints on Pax's milking stand. This is where all the customer interactions would take place.

Pax held his leaking tits on the walk up front. These were several pounds his brain had not accounted for. His throbbing and untouched cock swung below him. A big part of him wanted to jerk himself off, but there were so many people around him. It could be counted as inappropriate.

"Over here, over here!" Lesley beckoned him to the counter. Behind it was an adjustable chair with a dildo attached to it. Most likely it was set up to administer hydration to the cow working this station, "Have a seat and I will get everything else set up!"

Pax hesitantly lowered himself down on the lubed dildo until he was sitting on the chair itself. A light buzzing came from the object lodged deep inside him, "O-Ooooh…" his cock leaked below the table.

Lesley adjusted the table in front of him so his tits rested in two slots that also adjusted around them. A wall covered the rest of his body so only his tits were visible to those in the dining area, "This would be a very good fit for any shy cows as they won't be visible aside from their breasts," she came around and attached a valve to each one, "These taps will give anyone access to their milk during our opening hours! For now everyone can take a cup and get in line."

Pax gasped whenever the tap sucked at his nipples and filled the first cup. It was only about ten seconds before the next person in line extracted it from him. He couldn't help but moan every time it sucked him.

"Good right? We will have at minimum three cows working the tap stations at a time. The dildos will provide extra things like flavoring that allow the cow to dispense different flavors straight from the tap," Lesley explained, "Get in line once again and we will sample a new flavor."

Pax hadn't even noticed the compound entering his body and changing the product he would dispense. His mind went back to a mild pleasurable vibe, but the moment someone activated the tap he was snapped back to the heavenly bliss that was his tits being milked, "F-Fuuuck…"

Everyone got their cups refilled and gave it a try.

"Wow! It's chocolate!" One of the guys was extremely surprised that it had turned out so good, "I could get addicted to this."

"That's the idea! Everyone will be coming back for more. There will be more than enough regulars than we will know what to do with," Lesley grinned, "Now everyone follow me. We're going to get everyone situated and figure out where everyone would work best."

Pax zoned out, but found himself in the back room along with his other cow-workers. They lined the walls on their very own milking stands. The soft sound of moos and moans filled the room.

Lesley walked along and inspected her new employees, "You're all doing so well… Tomorrow we will milk the cocks of those who can provide!" she hummed.

Pax was lulled into a state of bliss once again with only the rhythmic suction of his tits to keep him compliant.

Notes:

Thanks for giving it a read! As Lesley said they will be doing dick stuff in the next chapter! Please look forward to it!