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The following story is a parody: it contains strong language, nudity, coarse humor & kinky stuff.
Lyubianka “Bubi” Chambeau is inspired by Lara Croft and Bianca Beauchamp (a well-known French-Canadian actress)
To discover more about Bubi, you can read the following stories:
Lyubianka 'Bubi' Chambeau: Tomb Raider (part I)
Lyubianka 'Bubi' Chambeau: Tomb Raider (part II)
Lyubianka 'Bubi' Chambeau: Tomb Raider (part III)
Reader discretion is advised.
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Lyubianka “Bubi” Chambeau, the well-known adventuress and dildo huntress, is currently in a disclosed place, which is located somewhere in Montreal.
In fact, the sexy redhead with green eyes is starring in an adult film named Tomb Raider XXX: the legend of Bubi. Also, she’s producing and financing the whole thing; additionally, she penned the script.
The aforementioned porn film is spoofing the 2006 video game Tomb Raider: Legend. The current segment that Lyubianka is shooting parodies the Japan part. The set only consists of an old castle that comes with a pond.
Right now, Bubi, who’s only wearing a lewd but torn black dress, is fighting a bunch of not-too-brilliant Yakuza. The busty heroine with tied, braided hair and glossy, red nails is armed with guns that shoot paintballs full of cum.
“YAKUZA !!!” screamed a guy armed with a katana. “Yakuza yourself, prick ! Nobody, including you fucktards and your ill-willed but ill-witted Onna-Oyabun, is gonna stop me from obtaining Momohito’s jade dildo.” laughed Chambeau.
Then, she avoids the blades by somersaulting in the air; in mid-air, she fires her guns. Consequently, the pathetic bunch are hit by the projectiles. “A perfect white-out: Bubi 1, Losers 0 ! Eat this, you pencil-dicks !” giggled Bubi after landing on her feet.
A gunshot breaks the heroine’s moment of hilarity. “You clowness, I’m tired of your penny ante, meddling antics ! I can’t wait to gut you like a fish, to kick your fat, bubbly ass, repeatedly spank it and to finally kill your face.” shouted Yuriko Higashinaki, the Yakuza queenpin who’s the proud possessor of Lyubianka’s coveted price.
“Ooh, here comes Ms. Big Shot ! I’m SO afraid of your idle, empty threats !” snickered Bubi. “I can’t wait to rip that stupid dress apart: my skin itches like fucking crazy.” thought the champion with massive tits.
Suddenly, a loud noise coming from the roof interrupts the filming. As the skylight’s shards falls down without hurting anybody, everybody looks at the distraction’s source.
A winged, nude woman with mid-length, platinum blonde hair aggressively lands on the ground. Soon, a lot of wolf whistles, accompanied by a lot of “Oohs” and “Ahhs”, are heard.
“Seems like you’ve being upstaged, darling.” declared Lyubianka to the actress who plays Yuriko. “As for you twits, continue filming: what will follow will be VERY profitable for everybody...” added the actress and producer.
“You brainless bimbo: prepare to meet your end. Lara Croft may be my nemesis, but she totally deserves utmost respect. You won’t soil her legacy and name with your insignificant movie: after all, that kind of film is aimed at the lowest common denominator.” said the intruder while pointing her right finger at Chambeau.
“My, my if it isn’t Jacqueline Natla herself, the esteemed CEO of Natla Technologies. Mrs. Entrepreneur, blue-collar American Dream, or should I say Atlantean Dream, I can see that you’re well-dressed for the occasion.” smiled Bubi before licking her cherry-red lips.
“Still your tongue, heathen: I came here to destroy you. That being said, stop being a big-mouthed pussy and fight me !” replied the sensual, blue-eyed supervillainess with leathery, brown wings and sharp, red nails.
“Wise choice of words, dragon lady. By the way, I’m not a pussy: I use it to beat my opponents. Enough talk: let’s mambo ! But first, I must do something.” spoke Lyubianka.
Next, to everyone’s stupefaction, cheers and applaud she rips her dress apart. Now stark naked, Bubi rushes at her enemy; she begins to punch and kick Natla. But the latter uses her wings to protect herself.
“Jackie, you’re no fun at all: time to pass to brass tactics !” giggled the green-eyed redhead. So, she moans and starts to pee on her foe’s appendages; after 2 minutes, Natla retracts her wings.
“Ugh, the stench is horrible. Lyubianka, I’ll teach you the good manners.” growled the evil woman. Thus, she begins to fly and with her hands, she catches Bubi by the shoulders.
Now that both women are airborne, Chambeau does an acrobatic move that leaves Natla speechless. In fact, the sensual redhead managed to wrap her legs around Jacqueline’s head.
“What the fuck ? Nobody can do that, except Lara.” spoke the amazed Atlantean. “Wrong bitch: there’s also me. By the way, Lara sucks dicks !” laughed Bubi before pulling her tongue and winking her left eye.
As both ladies are losing altitude, Chambeau grabs Natla’s boobs: after, she squeezes them so hard that the supervillainess moans in both pleasure and pain.
A few instants later, the naked women fall into the artificial pond. “Looks like you need a bath, Jackie !” guffawed Lyubianka. “Shut up, fanny brain.” yelled the winged blonde.
Out of rage, Natla splashes the movie star’s face; the latter does the same. “Come and get me, chicken wings. Show me what you’re able to do !” declared the seasoned dildo collector, who’s gotten out of the water. “Die first, talk later.” scoffed the blonde lady while running towards her prey.
Now that the porn actress is showing her fists, Jacqueline tries to hit her enemy with a left hook. But the nude paragon easily dodges; however, the hissing she-devil fiercely scratches Lyubianka’s upper chest.
After, Natla pushes Bubi on the ground. Next, the ill-willed woman puts her left foot on Lyubianka’s right boob. Then, she curls her toes while scraping the enormous jug with her sharp toenails. “Ha ! Got you at last.” cackled the blue-eyed lady.
“That hurts, you fat-assed slut ! Nobody scratches me and goes unscathed.” ranted the busty woman. Thus, Bubi performs a leg sweep: now that her opponent is down, Chambeau jumps on her feet.
To mesmerize and confuse her adversary, the sly redhead starts to shake her humongous breasts at a steady rhythm.
“W-what’s h-happening to m-me ?!” asked Natla, now feeling flummoxed. It seems that the shady businesswoman lost the will to fight: plus, for unknown reasons she begins to have feelings for Bubi.
“Jackie, I learned that awesome trick from an Indian swami. Every time I’ve used it, it always worked. Now, I’d suggest you to lay on the ground: we’re about to have a lot of fun !” declared Bubi.
As Jacqueline obeys, the sexy redhead embarks on her hypnotized rival. Then, Lyubianka pulls her head backwards: after, like a tigress in heat she plunges her mouth on Natla’s tits while groping them with her hands. Next, the heroine is frantically kissing the Atlantean’s cleavage.
As for the main party, she’s now loudly groaning. A few minutes later, Jacqueline ejaculates as Bubi does the same. “OOOHHH !” shrieked Natla before guffawing.
Then, the woman with massive, globular hooters moves back. After, she puts her lips on Natla’s pussy: Bubi begins to lick it. However, she receives a torrent of white liquid on her pretty face.
Soon after, the champion is licking her face and rubbing her pussy. “My god... you really like me that much ? To say that you wanted to kill me moments ago... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you amaze me, Jackie. Now that I did the front side, let’s do the other one.” giggled Lyubianka.
“I just can’t wait !” laughed Natla, now totally enamored. So, she switch sides and Chambeau starts to spank her newfound “girlfriend” After a few slaps, the kinky lady gently nibbles and smooches Jacqueline’s butt: in result, the blonde moans again.
“You really have a giant butt: I wasn’t wrong when I called you a fat-assed slut, lol ! You don’t realize it, but you’ve become the star of my own movie.” guffawed Bubi.
“But before the film ends, I really need to do something.” spoke the ultra-sexy lady. “What’s that ?” giggled Natla. “To kiss you, silly.” quickly replied Chambeau.
Thus, the adventuress flips the vanquished supervillainess. After, Bubi greedily kisses Jacqueline: the winged, Atlantean beauty surrounds her arms around Lyubianka’s upper body.
“Wow, what can I say people ? THAT'S A WRAP !” grinned Bubi as the filming crew cheer and clap their hands.
“Tomb Raider XXX: The legend of Bubi” became an instant, smash hit (both on video and streaming) Thanks to the movie, Lyubianka “Bubi” Chambeau became much richer than she already is. Her upright reputation reached new summits in all kinds of media.
As for Natla Technologies, its shares temporarily plummeted at the stock market. The CEO’s image was tarnished by her unwitting apparition in the aforementioned porn film.
But even if Jacqueline Natla felt humiliated at first, she now feels content: thanks to Bubi, she just had the greatest time of her life.
Not to mention that the businesswoman gained an unexpected boost of popularity. All of this made a certain English treasure huntress very, very jealous...
The end