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"Out of the way! They prince and his pauper have arrived!"
"You're not a pauper..."
"I'm THE pauper 😏"
"Look how healthy we are, Iggy!"
"My giant bucket of churros is NOT listening anymore!"
"WE REGRET NOTHING!!!"
(They regretted everything about this later...)
"The owner is definitely a...guy? He'd be best pals with Gladio in no time."
"Mhm..."
"I can see where you are looking at, Noct! 🤣"
"HIS NIPPLES WHERE RIGHT THERE, OKAY?!"
"You vibrated so much, you got blurry!"
"Dude! I WAS IN PARADISE! Let me be excited!"
"And that Merch...?"
"I have reached my final form..."
"You...took a picture at THAT moment? Really?"
"It was an accident, I swear! I wanted to take a photo of the fireworks but...got distracted..."
"Sure, Prom. Sure."