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Builderfan NSFW Alphabet

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He doesn’t really know what he’s doing, but the thought is there. He’ll get you a drink and/or snack of your choice–though, he’ll probably urge you to get water–along with wiping you down with a rag. After he’s done taking care of you, he cuddles you until you both fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For you? It’s probably your thighs. Builderfan doesn’t know what it stemmed from, but he’s always loved the idea of having his head squished between somebody’s legs. It doesn’t even have to be sexual, he just loves the idea. He could just be playing Papaton on his Portable Playstation, or playing something else on the PLETHORA of other gaming consoles he has, and he’d be perfectly content with propping his head up against your belly and having your legs on his shoulders while he does it.

For himself? It’s his… well, really, anything that has a bit of meat on it. More specifically, his own thighs and stomach. He’s kind of chubby, but you seem to be into it, so in turn, he is as well.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Builderfan gets off on the idea of you having his cum on you. Not even INSIDE of you–he just wants to cum anywhere on your body that you’ll let him. He’ll probably ask to cum on your face first–and if you say no to that, he works his way down your body until you finally say “yes” to something, or you tell him where he can cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has NEVER known anything or anybody that gets him going as much as you do. Especially within the first few months of you two dating, he couldn’t stop thinking about you–both romantically and sexually. God forbid he’s sleeping alone for a night and he lets his mind wander, because OH DEAR FUCK he cannot keep his hands off of himself. He’d probably go as far as cutting/tearing a hole into one of his pillows, humping it until he’s finally sated, and then sewing it back up.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He does NOT know what he’s doing. Before you came into his life, he was a complete virgin. He KNEW was sex was, he’s not stupid, but he’d never done it with somebody else before. He was more focused on the Doomspire and what’s happening with The Evil than having a relationship. You’re teaching him things, both about you and himself. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Whatever your favorite position is! He’s not very well-versed in any of this stuff, so if you show him a certain position and you admit that you’re VERY into it, that position will very quickly become his favorite as well.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s really self-conscious about his own performance. He doesn’t know if he’s doing good enough for you, or if he’s showing enough experience–after all, before you, he was basically a virgin! As long as there are no jokes directed towards his inexperience, he’s fine with a little bit of laughter in the bedroom. In his eyes, it just makes the experience even more euphoric!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s definitely not clean-shaven, but it’s not a straight-up jungle. He used to shave a lot, considering he used to get VERY self-conscious about his body hair, but now he doesn’t really care. It’s not long enough to be curly, it’s more or less just stubble.

He has hair around his pelvis, his arms, and his underarms. His thighs are a lot less noticeable, but he frequently shaves his calves because the hair there grows a lot faster.

The carpet is just a liiittle bit darker than the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He loves you so much it hurts, and he lets it be known. Constantly peppering kisses around your body, immediately complying with any demands/requests you make–within reason, of course–, praising you, the whole nine yards. If you’ve been dating for long enough, he’d probably try to decorate the room with flower petals and candles and all of that romantic crap that trails up to your shared bed. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He used to be fine with using his own hand, but now he just doesn’t find it as pleasurable as he used to–it’s better for stress-regulation instead of genuine pleasure. Nowadays, he HAD to use something else–whether that be a pillow, or something vaguely tube-shaped. He’d probably be the type to try and fuck a Water Wiggler if he was desperate enough, and it was the only thing he had.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise: stating this once more, HE. IS. SELF. CONSCIOUS. Praise him and he’ll feel absolutely divine. He’s glad that you’re feeling good enough to tell him that he’s doing good!

Masochism: very slight. He doesn’t want you to straight up abuse him, but a small smack here and there feels really nice.

Sploshing: SPECIFICALLY with cum or sweat. Anything else, like food, he just finds a little odd–but if that makes YOU happy, sure, he’ll do it!

Crossdressing: it doesn’t even have to be sexual, he LOVES crossdressing. PLEASE ride him in a skirt (if you express interest in crossdressing as well, or if you’re already feminine/female in general). PLEASE let him ride you in a skirt.

Thighjobs: He is absolutely OBSESSED with thighs. Especially your thighs, or his own. He doesn’t know why, but to him, it almost feels better than penetrative sex. Almost.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Around wherever you both live. Once again, he’s VERY worried about being seen as inadequate, so anywhere public is off the table. Except MAYBE the Doomspire, if you’re both on a private server and the other NPCs are somewhere else.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Praise. Praise, praise, praise. Praise and teasing, whether you mean to or not. Are your clothes a bit too revealing? He feels terrible about it, but it gets him going. Are you sitting in his lap? Well, it COULD be non-sexual, but it still kind of makes him horny. Are you peppering him in kisses and calling him a good boy? HOOHHH FUCK that’s the sexiest thing you can do.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Public Sex: a big no-no. Absolutely not. He’d rather combust. He’s self-conscious enough as it is, he can’t even begin to entertain the idea of showing that to anyone else but you.

Sadism, Impact Play: he’s terrified of hurting you, and he has no heart for it. No matter what you ask for–whether that be a full-on spanking with a belt, or just a gentle smack to your thigh, he will NOT do it. He’s scared that he won’t be easy enough on you. Despite this, he’s fully willing for you to hit him.

Clothed Sex: he HATES the idea for himself. He hates it when his clothes get sweaty as it is, and if he gets them stained with any, ahem… fluids, he’d beat himself up over it. Besides, that’s his favorite hoodie, he wears it almost every day, and he sewed the decals/patches on it himself! He can’t just let it get STAINED! If you wanted to keep your own clothes on, however, he’d be completely fine with that.

Pushiness: if he says no, it means no. If YOU say no, it means no. He HATES people who overstep boundaries–especially in the bedroom. You’re supposed to be able to enjoy yourself during sex, not see it as a chore because your partner’s making you do something you don’t want to!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t know what he loves more–you giving him head, or him giving you head. 

He doesn’t care if you’re experienced or not, any type of head from you feels amazing. No matter if you suck him off or eat him out, it feels damn near heavenly. Especially when you start jerking him off while tongue-fucking him–ohhhh fuck, he can’t help but drool. He’s basically on cloud nine–his eyes roll into the back of his head, he starts panting, his thighs start shaking, and the spasms in his hands get worse.

He’s not the most experienced in the world, but he’ll learn how to give you head. He doesn’t know every trick in the book, but he knows the basics. Honestly, he’d probably RESEARCH how to give head just so he can make it good for you. Though, he doesn’t know how good braces would make you feel while giving you head…

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It really just depends on how you like it. When he’s bottoming, he’ll beg for you to go faster, but when he’s topping, he’s scared of hurting you. If you ASK him to go faster, he will, but he’s just… scared that he’ll hurt you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

HUGE maybe. Are you both at home? Is he in one of those moods where he can’t stop thinking about it? Are YOU in the mood for it? How did your day go? It’s super reliant on outside factors for him.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Within the confines of your own home, yes. He’s down for anything except for public sex–the bedroom, the bathroom, the couch, the kitchen… he doesn’t really care. Just nothing where he can hurt you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He barely lasts during them, but he’ll gladly go for 2 or 3 rounds. No matter how tired he is, he absolutely LOVES you and he can’t get enough. He’s the type to start quivering from overexertion, only to urge the situation on further.

When he’s bottoming, he could probably go for 3 or 4 rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any toys himself, but if you own any, he’d probably ask to use them. He doesn’t know how certain toys work (like rose toys and whatnot), so you’d probably have to teach him or let him teach himself, but OHHH when he finds out he LOVES to use them on you. He’d approach you, all innocent-like, just… telling you that he finally learned how to use a certain toy, and then he’d ask to try it on you. He’d be super awkward about it as well.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They don’t know how to approach it with you. It’s either he can’t find the opening to (romantically) tease you in public, or he’s too focused on making you feel good while you’re both at home.

HOWEVER. He LOOOOVVEESSS it when you tease him lightheartedly–especially if you follow it up with praise. Something like “you’re such a dork, but you’re doing great” after he says something stupid will have him seeing STARS.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s so vocal. Builderfan is the type to moan out loud, no matter if you’re inside of him or if he’s inside of you. He tries to keep quiet–but he can’t help himself! You feel amazing!

If he finds out you’re into auralism–whether it’s the sound of moaning, the sound of the bed creaking underneath you, or the sound of skin smacking–, he WILL go out of his way just to make things noisier. He WILL play up his moans, and he WILL go harder/ask for you to go harder just so you can listen.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Builderfan is intersex, and he has a combination of both sexes.

He’s also genderfluid! He LOVES all different types of clothes–both masculine and feminine! In all honesty, he still has a few skirts that he likes to wear. It wouldn’t be something he immediately tells you, as he IS super worried that you’ll see it as weird, but he’d bring out the skirts if you really wanted to see them (and if you reassure him enough that you don’t think it’s weird)! Maybe one day he’d finally gain the courage to wear them out in public!

His hands have this natural tremor that he just can’t control. The shaking gets worse when he’s overstimulated, getting to the point where he can’t even hold on to anything. He’ll practically be pawing at you with his hands open, trying to hold on to you to no avail.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s chubby, but still incredibly strong (considering he has to lug around a bag that’s nearly half the size of his own body). He has stubbly body hair just about everywhere, along with a slight mustache. Not something that can really be SEEN, but something you can definitely feel when you’re kissing him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Given that he’s a young adult, and he hasn’t EVER done this kind of thing, his sex drive is pretty high. He doesn’t CONSTANTLY think about it–and if he thinks about it for too long, he starts to feel bad about it–, but he thinks about it a lot. There’s a lot bouncing around in his head at once, though: so he’ll usually just try to distract himself if he starts thinking too hard about it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tries not to fall asleep before you, but he can’t help himself. Being cuddled up next to you lulls him to sleep immediately, no matter if you’re spooning him/getting spooned by him, or if he’s just curled up against your side.