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A blast rang out and robloxians scattered. The whole place was a mess; random textures, missing structures and glitched decals. A figure stood on an untouched building rooftop, laughing their ass off. Typing scripts into their GUI, they watched the place go into full havoc.
That was the recent banland escapee, 1x1x1x1. He looked at his so-called ‘masterpiece’, almost admiring it. After his little daydreaming, 1x bent down to carve a message to Robloxia – a warning – before teleporting not so far from a spawnpoint.
As she made their way to the spawnpoint, the myth felt a small tap on her shoulder. 1x froze in their tracks, looking back to find John Doe – one of Roblox’s most known employees. With a slight hesitation they unsheathed their sword and placed it below Johns’ chin,
“What brings you here out of all places?”
1x sneered teasingly.
John remained calm and slightly nudged the sword downward with his finger,
“Oh, nothing much.” he giggled, “I’m feeling nice today, why shouldn’t I just take you back to that cell of yours? Maybe even deeper into the banlands if you get a worse verdict.” he teased back, as if the sword below his chin was nothing.
1x was taken aback, “What?- uh- How dare you mock me?!” He drew his sword closer to Doe’s neck, grazing it as some sort of ‘warning’, “I’ll just kill you..” Yet before they could pierce his skin, John swiftly shifted himself behind the myth, holding a hyperlaser at 1x’s head firmly,
“So unwise for such a powerful robloxian.. But hey I’ll still give you a chance. Enlighten me.”
1x flinched at the cold muzzle of the gun reaching his skin but still remained stern, “Like some random robloxian could drag me back to that hellhole. Besides, it’s not like anyone would benefit from that.” they hissed back. “Yes that’s true, but it’s better to confine you–” “Are you trying to uphold a debate with me? You're just a mere test account!” 1x writhed in Doe’s grasp, somehow failing.
John instinctively pulled the trigger of the hyperlaser at the sudden movement, causing 1x to become tranquilized for a brief moment. John almost enjoyed this interaction. He watched as 1x stumbled backward, trying to pick up his sword. Doe pushed it slightly out of reach as if to mock them. He crouched to zip 1x’s mouth shut to further piss off the exploiter but 1x used that distraction to kick John off his feet and sprinted toward the spawnpoint..
“You- get back here!” John pursued 1x but it was too late, they had already escaped.
John grumbled, “I'm not getting his paycheck this week.. “
he grabbed a small device from his pocket and whispered to it.
“They escaped. But I think I can bring back something of interest.”
He picked up the sword 1x forgot, examining it for a moment – glistening slightly in the sunlight as he held it up towards the sunlight. Not long after, Doe finally snapped awake from his day dreaming and left the location.