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Elon musk, Kim Kardashian, and Sprout from dandy's world are connected, here's how:
Kim Kardashian has a kid (I think it's Kim who has the kid I actually don't know a thing about the Kardashians), and Kim Kardashian's kid is on Roblox.
Elon musk has relations with Donald Trump, Donald Trump is a pedo, there are pedos on Roblox .
ON ROBLOX, there are lots of games, one of these games is Dandy's world, and in dandy's world there is a character named sprout.
You must be thinking, "ok how are they connected though this just means they have something to do with Roblox somehow."
WELL THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY'RE CONNECTED, ROBLOX IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND IT ALL, MEANING THAT YES, ELON MUSK, KIM KARDASHIAN, AND SPROUT ARE CONNECTED.
wait.. what's that?! No it's not the real sprout? You mean we're talking about a grown man dressed as a low budget sprout with red painted on his body and a fake leaf wig on his head in a baking competition ?! (aka knockoff sprout)
What if this whole time.... The true mastermind, WAS SPROUT? AND ROBLOX IS ACTUALLY JUST SPROUT'S SIDEKICK?!?!?!?!?!
