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Stanford Pines, yes the one from gravity falls, is your baby mama. You have been taking care of him for months on end. Tirelessly going to work and feeding him and your oncoming baby.
Today was a normal day, you both were cuddled together and intertwined on the rickety couch of the old shack which then turned into the mystery shack later on.
The fireplace warmed you, your guy’s feet curling together before the crackling embers.
He hummed comfortably. His round belly propped on top of yours. You absent-mindedly smiled, rubbing it and feeling the baby kick.
Eventually Ford had to use the bathroom, he of course got up, waddling to the bathroom, you went on your old-school phone and texted the groupchat with you, random person, and Bill cipher.
You: hiiii, after Ford gives birth I’ll schedule more meet ups and stuff ;)
random: yes please.
Bill: cant wait~ ;)
Suddenly, you perked up from your phone, you heard… groaning..? Oh no! Was your baby mama in trouble or… in labour already?!
You rushed to the bathroom, racing inside to see what was going on.
What you saw shocked you.
Your baby mama, Ford was on the floor, his crotch wet and so was the floor. His water broke!!
He's definitely about a month early, maybe 3 weeks.
You helped him up, carefully supporting him and rushing to your truck, hauling him in as you forgot your keys! FUCK. Your keys!
You ran as fast as the wind to grab your keys inside. Sliding inside and slipping them off the hook then starting your car and pressing the gas so hard you left marks on the concrete.
You worriedly ran your fingers through your hair, panting as you raced to the hospital.
You saw police headlights in your rearview. OF COURSE A DAMN OFFICER HAD TO BE ON PATROL AT THIS HOUR!
Oregon, gravity falls police pulled you over, even though CLEARLY seeing your baby mama in labour they still went through all the troubles of “license and registration.”
Eventually, after the whole scurry you get let off by the officer and you continued your trip to the hospital. Contractions were starting and Ford just screamed louder.
You pulled into the parking lot so fast that you might as well have punctured a wheel.
You supported Ford, half-carrying him inside and screaming at a nurse.
“ I NEED A DOCTOR! “
Suddenly, doctor Gregory House came out with his usual uncheery expression, taking your baby mama out of sight.
You sat down anxiously as hours passed, you couldnt even be in the room where it happened!!
Couldn't even comfort your baby mama…
You sighed, falling asleep with news paper on your face as nurses passed by in the waiting room.
Even more hours passed until a nurse woke you up to see your new offspring with even a healthy baby mama!!
You peered into the room curiously, seeing two beautiful children YOU and YOUR baby mama created, gods… they were so precious
Time passed on and your babies grew, you, ford, bill, and that random person still have foursomes till this day.