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you, a human assassin, have been put on a mission to kidnap connor, an android assassin, and give him a lobotomy. you werent entirely sure why you had to, hell even how, but youre a missionary so you dont pay attention to that part.
now, a blindfolded, tied up, android sits in a chair in your basement. he was deactivated therefore unmoving. you decided that you should reactivate him in case something happened in the process. leaning forward you shake him awake (or press a button idk how they reactivate). connor slowly raises his head in attempt to look around.
"where am i?" he says with a slight shake to his voice.
"you dont have to worry about that, connor." you say dissmissively, setting up a metallic tray that contains your tools for the lobotomy.
"who are you? what are you going to do to me?!" hes definitely more frightened now.
"well i guess ill tell you." you pull a wooden chair in front of connor and sit in it. "i am a missionary assassin and i was paid a good deal of money to kidnap you and lobotomize you."
"lobotomize? i... i didnt know that works in androids." his led flickers yellow.
"well, if it doesnt work im probably im just going to kill you, so if i were you id hope it works." you pick up the ice pick and hammer in one hand. "im going to remove your blindfold, fair warning, dont try to scan me or where we are. it wont work"
you werent an idiot, you damaged his scanner beforehand so he'll get the human equivalent of a headache. you remove his blindfold and he looks at you with pleading eyes. then he squeezes his eyes shut in pain.
"i told you it wouldnt work, connor." you sigh, dissapointed.
next he tries to break free of the rope. which also doesnt work.
during his attempts you hold the ice pick in your left hand and the hammer in your right. slowly, you position the ice pick near his eyelid.
"now be very still alright?" and surprisingly he obeys this time, muscles stiffening in order to be as still as possible.
you then hit the icepick with your hammer and it successfully breaks the "bone" above his eye and enters the human equivalent of a brain. you sit the hammer down and begin to move the icepick around, severing whatever is in there. when you slide the icepick out connor is drooling all over his shirt and jacket and is staring at nothing. his led is a solid red. judgeing by these symptoms you deem the lobotomy successful.
"are you alright connor?" you ask.
"great! i feel. feel great!" he smiles, one side of the smile drooping.
"well, congrats on being the first android to get a lobotomy."
"great!" he repeats.