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(PS YOU MUST WATCH AT 00:40 OF THIS CLIP FOR THE PLOT TO MAKE ANY SENSE. https://m.imdb.com/video/embed/vi2158231833/ )
It started with an unexpected kiss. I, Roddy, had met this gorgeous rat whilst me and Rita were trying to escape the toads loyal henchmen. Spike and Whitey. I had almost fallen off when Rita had hit the gas on the boat too hard, but fear not for my strong muscular twig arms saved me. Not for long, I had been flung into an unexpected wedding after I lost my grip and completely flew off the boat and into the arms of a gorgeous rat that looked like a man.
We kissed very passionately, it was a solid 8 out of 10. From this moment fourth, I knew this rat was mine.
10 Months Later
“I promise Roddy, I’ll be back as soon as I can. This war will never change my love for you.” the blonde rat whispers in my ear. But I can barely hear it over my heartbeat, and the ringing in my ears. The voices of the other rats around the train station are muffled, I cannot believe this is happening.
Chunks of melted cheese stream down my cheeks as I sob into her shoulder, not yet ready to let her go. This war will change everything. I will be alone, no longer a happily married rat.. Just… Roddy. Again.
“I will never forget you, even if you do not come home to me. I could never forget you, ever since I became a homewrecker and stole you from your previous husband on your wedding day… I love you blonde rat.”
She unlinks my arms from her, turning away before getting one last glance at me. I know it is hurting her, just like it’s hurting me. “Goodbye, Roddy. I will win this war and we will get Ratroplis back. The evil frogs will not be in control anymore.”
Her voice has such passion as she enters the train, sparing one last glance over her shoulder before the doors close behind her.
From that day forward, everything changed.
3 Years Later
I stand at the very train station where I had left the love of my life 3 years ago. But I have changed since, I was a better man back then. Now, just a whore.
The blonde rat had left, and 2 weeks later I had found someone else, I could not bear the weight of being alone. Not with just my thoughts to keep me company.
I stand in the crowd of other rats, waiting for their partners as well. The war was over, we won. Ratroplis as ours at last. The blonde rat is going to be so disappointed when she sees me, what with my pregnancy and all. M preg is a hard and shameful burden to carry. Little mcfucker has been horrible to carry these past few months, no one talks about how hard it is to be a man and pregnant.
The pregnancy is 3 years and 2 months long, that's longer than Andrew Tate said it would take for a man to carry a baby. WHat a liar… but, I guess my life is just full of lies now.
I hear the train screech to a stop in front of the platform, my hands sweating, my pulse faster than the boat was going the day I met the blonde rat. The doors open, there she is…
She is even more shredded than the day she left, they must have had her on a mozzarella cheese diet while she was away, to remain strong for the army. I gather myself and walk over.
“Blonde Rat… It- It’s me, Roddy… I am so sorry for what I have done.” I gesture down to my stomach. “And for only sending 2 letters the entire time you were away. But I hope we can continue to be together, and raise McFucker as a big happy family…”
She stares at me, one eyebrow raised before she says the words that make my heart completely stop.
“Im sorry, do I know you?”