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What are they into?
I'm so glad you asked!!!!
Hank 1, being the born-leader and most outgoing one of the group, really values control. His favorite sex memories are ones where you (or the other Hanks, for that matter) are completely at his mercy. He isn't a cruel dom, but he definitely can be if desired. He's a huge brat tamer, and enjoys the challenge. He has never once let you move of your own volition during sex; if he wants you in a different position, he manhandles you. His favorite positions are doggystyle and reverse cowgirl. Overall, his kinks include dom/sub, brat taming, spanking, and rough sex.
Hank 2 is a very smart man. Moreso than smart, he's creative. When not pounding you, he's considering ways to make the experience better when he does. It's hard to pinpoint an exact characteristic of sex with him because it's so different everytime. One day, he'll buy a candle to drip wax across you. Another day, he'll tie you up and see how long he can edge you. The possibilities are endless. However, when not trying some new idea, he is utterly romantic in his lovemaking. He always takes his time with you. His favorite positions are missionary and cowgirl. Overall, his kinks include just about anything if you ask beforehand.
Hank 3 is a pervert. He is always finding ways to compliment you in an icreasingly sexual manner. His favorite thing to do during sex is eat you out, and if he wasn't already ginger, his beard would be bleached from how much he devours your pussy. He leans dominant, but frequently allows you (or the other Hanks) to peg him. When subbing, he gets very, *very* whiny. He's also a big exhibitionist. When this man wants to bone, there's a high likelihood it'll happen (with consent of course). He's taken you in restaurant bathrooms, dressing rooms, and even fingered you on a theme park ride once. His sex drive is very high and he insists on pleasuring you as much as he can. His favorite positions are missionary and doggystyle. Overall, his kinks include cunnilingus, edging, spanking, and general dom/sub.
Hank 4 is probably the most versatile of the group. He doms and subs in equal amounts, and when he does either, he's incredibly good. When topping, he's very teasing. He enjoys getting a rise out of whoever he's balls-deep in (which is usually you). If there ever was such a thing as a bratty dom, it would be him. When bottoming, he's a mess. He's called you mommy more than he's called you your own name during sex, and he loves when you ride him (but he of course loves pegging, too). He's very easy to get vocal, especially when you tug his hair. His favorite positions are cowgirl and crybaby (basically laying down doggystyle). Overall, his kinks include a mommy kink, being a brat, and asphyxiation.
Hank 5 may appear demure at a glance, but don't be fooled: this man wants to get you pregnant as many times as you'll let him. If breeding kink was a living person, it'd be him. Sure, he wants to be a father for non-nefarious reasons, but the idea of you swollen with his kid gets him hard in 3.5 seconds flat. He mostly tops, because of the whole breeding thing, but he enjoys bottoming from time to time. If it's just him and the other Hanks going at it, he'll usually bottom, but if it's including you, he'll top to increase the likelihood of you getting knocked up. His favorite positions include a mating press and general missionary. Overall, his kinks include breeding, breeding, and some more breeding.