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Is Hong Jisoo better than the average man?
Well, he likes to think he is. He's more chivalrous than most. Holds the door open for the people behind him, pays for the dates, even gives up his jacket when it's freezing out.
But Yoon Jeonghan is just so fucking cute.
Joshua realised this the first time when they were seventeen. Jeonghan's lips jutted out in a pout and his sad kicked bunny-esque doe eyes making Joshua's insides melt into a puddle of goo. Jeonghan had found out Joshua picked up a part time job, and in a voice he definitely knows Joshua will falter under whines — Joshuji please, just ice cream with your big boy money — That's when he decided whatever Jeonghan wanted he would walk to the ends of earth for. Joshua would find a way to freeze Hell over to scrape a cup of ice to make the ice cream if that pleases Jeonghan.
Yoon Jeonghan is just so fucking cute. So easy to ruin. Joshua's three fingers deep in him, working up to a forth. Something about proving him wrong, Jeonghan definitely can take the stretch of more than just two of Joshua's stupid thick long fingers.
"You said you could take more than two princess, why are you bitching now?" He coos at Jeonghan in the most condescending voice he knows he will absolutely hate, all while curling his fingers the way he knows Jeonghan absolutely loves.
Jeonghan whines and squirms in his arms, babbling something incoherent. All the back talk and attitude he had earlier gone — his mind muddled into being a good boy. Jeonghan's thin arm reaches up into the bedsheets and grabs it, grounding himself. The moan Joshua pulls out of him is borderline pornographic after that, Joshua definitely hit the spot. That specific noise going straight to his dick. Joshua thinks it's going to be etched into his brain for fucking ever.
God, Joshua really believes he's better than any average man. Even has the proof for it, coined the nickname Gentleman. Is it really his fault that Yoon Jeonghan is so fucking cute and everything he does makes his cock so unbelievably hard?
This all started when he saw the slightest hint of Jeonghan's body, bent over to pick up the necklace he dropped. The necklace Joshua bought him. Jeonghan has Joshua all over him. The sweater he stole from the latter so worn out it started to fray. What probably caused it was the hole of the neckline showing even more skin than it would normally when he bent over. The skin Jeonghan was displaying enough to pull a visceral reaction from Joshua. Was he really better than any man — when his first thought was that he wanted to fuck Jeonghan so hard he cried?
Joshua swallows that thought and clears his throat. He covers his already obvious semi hard on with the closest pillow. Fuck
Within seconds, the pillow is gone and he has a lapful of Jeonghan. Sometimes he forgets his boyfriend knows him just as well. He also forgets that Jeonghan is a little shit. Jeonghan picks up Joshua's hand from the arm rest and it's suddenly the most interesting thing in the world — completely ignoring Joshua's big problem.
The most menacing look on the most angelic person he knows. Joshua raises his eyebrows, testing for a reaction. He knows it's fruitless. Neither of them has ever been willing to back down from whatever impromptu annoying tension they have going on. It's why their sex life is so good.
What else could Joshua do to win at whatever game they have going on, other than to provoke Jeonghan back? The ragebaiting is hot. It works both ways. It's also why their sex life is so good.
"I bet you couldn't take more than two of my fingers, Hannie" Joshua smirks. He's got him. Jeonghan immediately drops his fingers like they scalded him, eyebrows furrowing in challenge.
He doesn't remember much after that. Jeonghan probably said something bratty enough for Joshua to manhandle him in the way he knows Jeonghan likes and takes them to the bedroom.
Is Hong Jisoo really better than the average man when he enjoys throwing his petite boyfriend around like he's nothing?
Joshua snaps out of reminiscing their beautiful foreplay when Jeonghan’s face twists with the prettiest moan. Unable to decide between pain and pleasure as his mouth opens wide. His body moves from the mere force of the thrust from Joshua's fingers, and he's so, so close. Joshua knows. He can read Jeonghan like a fucking book. Just as he feels Jeonghan on the verge of cumming, he pulls out his fingers entirely.
The whine Jeonghan lets out is even more delicious than any other noise Joshua's heard before. That's when Jeonghan starts crying right after, his face contorts as tears drip from his beautiful downturned lashes.
Is Joshua really better than any other man when he takes pleasure in his wife crying?
Joshua tugs Jeonghan by the ankles as he wipes his tears and puts on his most condescending voice yet again. "Already so close baby? That wasn't even my fourth finger though.." He sticks his bottom lip out in a way he knows would piss Jeonghan off any other time. He knows Jeonghan just Can't Fucking Think right now though.
"It was more than two shuji, please, ’m so close" Jeonghan babbles as he releases his grip on the bedsheet to pull on Joshua's bicep. He thinks he's had enough with teasing Jeonghan for today, especially when he was close himself.
Joshua sighs, "I'll let you come only because you asked so nicely baby, I won't let it slide the next time".
Is Joshua any better than a man when he lies? Joshua would let Jeonghan get away with severing his limbs. He'd definitely let it slide the next time.
He pulls his aching member out of his pants, finally getting some relief when he tugs at it after what felt like centuries. When he slides in Jeonghan carefully, he swears the thought of a knocked up and full Jeonghan flashes through his mind. That thought alone was enough for him to thrust into Jeonghan so hard it knocked his breath away as Jeonghan takes it all in like a good boy.
Soon enough, Jeonghan comes first. The prettiest cry from his lips begging for Joshua to — please please let him cum, he's been so good — Joshua is gentleman enough to listen and let the love of his life release before he does.
Joshua pulls out unceremoniously and cleans them both up with the cloth he prepared in advance — moving to the bathroom to make the tub nice and warm for Jeonghan after.
Joshua picks his princess up, placing him in the tub like Jeonghan's made of glass. He didn't want to break such a pretty thing. Does this make him better than the average man? The thought pops up in his head just as Jeonghan smiles at him so prettily and thanks him, cheeks rosy. Joshua has his answer then.
Well, Jeonghan always makes him feel like he is anyway. And Jeonghan is the only person that matters in like – the history of ever. Hong Jisoo definitely is better than any average man.