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Mr Puzzles was tired.
Well, he was more frustrated then tired to be exact. He hadnt gotten any ahem.. sexual relief in a while. A really long and enraging while - it was so painfully and excruciatingly long.
So when his oh so amazing and strong pal, Mr WPNZ, had came to an agreement that they could fuck - oh he simply couldn’t resist! it was simply perfect!
It made himself wonder, what was hiding underneath that assassins guns that made him think of that suggestion? Did he perhaps feel the need for touch? from him? Or was it simply because of boredom?
He himself didnt care at all - why they were just simply business partners from WPNZ point of view, nothing between them! just coworkers. He still had this raging curiosity that didn’t want to leave that question in the dark however, and he did always have a love for a good ol mystery.
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Mr Puzzles cleared his throat, even if he didn’t need to. Right in this moment - The pair was standing right in a bedroom, of course it wasnt the 5 star hotel Puzzles had wanted.. However he was a criminal on the run, and he could guess why, even if it did make him gag. Tv hosts do deserve the best.
“Ah! So my dear assassin, how are we going to so this? going to passionately kiss me gently until I cant breathe? Hmm...“
Mr Wpnz rolled his eyes, as Puzzles had done a thinking motion with his finger.
“Hmm.. But that isn’t quite your style, is it? No, no.. My dear friend, You would rather do something rough and hard. “
Puzzles let a suprised yelp as WPNZ harshly shoved him againist the wall, his back and tv head hiting the wall with a loud thud.
“Yeah, yeah, now let’s shut up with the unnecessary talk, and get onto the good shit, yeah?“
It took a second for Puzzles to process that sentence, “Well! Ill have you know that hurt! How rude of you - really, you should think about being more conSID—“
With a rough tug on Puzzles spenders downward, their faces clashed together, mimicing a kiss — and a slight bump noise.
Sadly, Puzzles didnt have lips anymore so he couldnt reciprocate the kiss. However, that didnt mean he couldnt feel the sensation, WPNZ lips on his TV screen - it was absolutely amazing, and full of rough passion. WPNZ deepened it bringing a hand to hold the back of Puzzles TV head.
It was wonderful - a top teir performance, they stayed like that for a couple mins, Puzzles brought his hand to grab at WPNZ’s back, feeling the texture of his jacket. That was until WPNZ got bored and tried something new.
A surprised muffled gasp.
The Devil put his tongue into the kiss - or well tried to, he was basically just licking the screen, but Puzzles enjoyed it.
More minutes passed, a cycle continued - WPNZs lips on his screen - a rough kiss, pull away, repeat - until the uncomfortable position hit Puzzles, his back ached with a pain that started to sting. Puzzles winced, it had been a while - or at least thats what it felt like.
WPNZ pulled away, an eyebrow raised and a slight blue blush was visable on his face. He grinned, showing all those sharp teeth, once he saw the saliva on Puzzles now wet screen, and the flushed face of the boxhead.
“ A- ah, while.. T-this is all quite lovely..“ he panted, trying to catch his breath. “and - and all that.. I would quite like to.. Actually get in a comfortable position”
WPNZ let out a laugh, “HA! I see you’re breathless already.. but yeah, sure, box-head.”