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//Hi this is my first time writing on this , and i had this idea since ages. its all satire btw. sorry for any like grammer issues or punctuation //
Hi , my name is Y/N , and my life story is ...well... complicated...!, (at the least).
It all started 11 years ago , on my birthday , but firstly let me describe myself.
I resembled my mother apart from our eyes. while she had two green eyes , I had one shining, blue, sapphire, icy, cerulean , sparkling , glistening vivid eye , and my other eye was a deep emerald , , greener than any forest , mysterious , radiant green. My eyes were framed by long , dark , thick lashes that constantly got mistaken for falsies . i always had to tell people i didnt wear any lashes.
My skin was radiant and smooth , free from any blemishes, dark circles or wrinkles . i had a 13 inch waist , and i was slim and petite . i was only 4 foot 10. My hair was waist length , thick , shiny and glossy and also pure white , although my eyebrows and lashes were dark. This part of me , resembled my father. My father is All for one, by the way. Yep , i know what you're thinking.
"but Y/N , hes the most feared supervillain ever!" well , duh .
Now , i'll tell you how my father forced me to be a villain. It was my fourth birthday , and me and my parents were waiting for my appointment with the quirk doctor. The reason my father wasnt recongnised was beacuse , prior to this he had stolen a shapeshifting quirk from an unsuspecting civillain . Even from the corner where i was playing with another girl , Powder , i could hear them quietly arguing . My mother had never agreed with my father stealing quirks, something about karma blah blah blah. i batted my mutlicolour orbs at the girl next to me , who was busy making what looked like a monkey toy
i hated when they argued , especially when it ended with my mother in the hospital . Today was panning out to be no different than usual , which annoyed me. Shouldn't my dad make more of a effort on his special princesses birthday? I was already getting fan mail from the boys ( and some girls) in my class , so why couldn't my father love me the same?
"Hey , does your parents argue alot as well?" i asked her , wallowing in self pity.
"My parents are both dead." she replied, then went back to tinkering with her monkey.
I side eyed her with my beautiful, sparkling orbs and waddled back over to my parents and gracefully plopped myself on my mothers lap.I'd always prefered my mother over my father. He looked different than usual, more like me .His hair was white , like mine but he had blue eyes. i was sure they wouldnt argue with me and instead shower me with compliments, like i deserved. Instead , we sat in a cold silence until my name was called.
" Have we got a uh... Miss Y/N Shigaraki?" The doctor announced.
My mother got up with me in her arms and carried me into the room , my father not far behind her. As soon as my father walked in , he looked at the doctor with what looked like a puzzled expression.
"Where's the usual doctor?" He demanded , staring intensely at the cowering doctor.
"He's off s-sick sir but i swear he's back in tommorow , i promise you!" The doctor babbled in a nervous rush.
My mother would place her graceful , delicate hand on my fathers arm and shoot him a glance i couldnt quite see. With a deep sigh , my father sank into the armchair and gestured for the doctor to begin , which he did , anxiously.
As the doctor took my x-ray , i batted my orbs at my mother , who had tears glistening in her eyes . Was this because of me ..? She caught me looking at her and quickly wiped her eyes , and smiled brightly at me . huh...maybe it was dad who made her sad.
The doctor snapped me out of my thoughts when he suddenly said
" Uhm..it appears Y/N has the extra toe joint...Y/N is quirkless."
"WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT YOU CRUSTY DUSTY FLUSTY MUSTY AUSTY BUSTY EUSTY STINKY SMELLY VILE PUTRID MANK DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF A FUNGAL TOENAIL YOU PUS FILLED PIMPLE YOU BLISTER ON HUMAN KIND I OUGHT TO GET A WALLPAPER SCRAPER AND SCRAPE ALL THE BLACKHEADS OFF YOUR BUBLOUS NOSE YOU OILIER THAN A MCDONALDS FRYER ABSOLUTE WASTE OF SPACE COCKROACH!" I screeched at him.
My father was suddenly holding the doctor by his neck , holding him above the ground . The doctor clawed at my fathers hand then after what seemed like an eternity , he slumped..
" STOP THAT SCREAMING Y/N , ITS DISTRACTING ME " Father shouted at me.
i closed my mouth , unaware that it had been open.
" Father..w-what did you do ..? Why is that man not moving?" i asked
" I had to make sure he wouldnt tell anyone that silly lie Y/N ..Of course you aren't quirkless . . Y/N , you like playing with water dont you?" Father asked me.
I paused for a second and looked at my fathers face , which had a suspicious smile on it. I looked at my mother , who had been frozen in place before this and watched her suddenly lunge and my fathers arm
"Sweetheart , please don't! She's too young you cant do this , i wont stand by for this! There's no harm in Y/N being qui-"
My mother was cut off by my father throwing her to the floor with a loud crack sound. I looked down at her . Was she okay? I started towards her but was stopped by my father .
" Shes just playing Y/N . I can give you the abilty to control water" My father asked , none of the brightness from before. He was getting annoyed again , which wasnt good , and as i looked up with a confused expression
" But ..i thought i already had a quirk? You told me the man was lying?" i said , unaware.
My father gently grabbed my hand and the last thing i saw was a smile on his face and suddenly i felt the most terrible pain and i was on fire , my arms were exploding i felt myself being rearranged and i was
falling
falling
falling
and everything went dark.
When i opened my orbs , i was facing my mothers empty ones. i sat up slowly , my head swimming. My father sat on the armchair , a cold smile on his face , the only thing that looked like him all day .
" So Y/N , how are you feeling?" He asked , before throwing a cup of water at me
i put my hands up towards my face , a habit by now , and the water stopped in midair . My eyes opened in awe. The pain was forgotten.
" Oh my gosh!" i exclaimed twisting my hands and watching the water move with it.
" Come now y/n , its time to go now. " My father would say , rising up and holding a hand out for me to take. I took it and just before we reached the door i remembered my mother , abandoned on the floor by the armchair . I waddled over to her
i sharted myself excitedly and batted my one metre long eyelashes , as i waddled , i was so excited to tell my mother about my quirk!
" Its time to tell mommy she won the game , she was the only one playing " i said , laughing a little. i crouched down beside her and shook her gently.
"Mommy? You won , get up. hey , you wont believe it! My quirk is so co-" i stopped. The pool of blood under her head reached my fingers . Her empty orbs gazed up at me . Mommy wasnt playing a game. She was dead.