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1x1x1x1 gets humbled

Summary:

1x1x1x1 makes the mistake of drinking a gallon of water before a round. He tries to lobby wipe and fails miserably

Notes:

Please be nice, I am not a fic writer. I just really like fics where characters like 1x are humiliated tbh

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It definitely seemed like a normal round. 1x1x1x1 was happy to murder these people, to make them suffer, over and over again.

However, today, she felt like he was the one suffering. He needed to piss. Badly. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to chug a gallon of water before the round. All this running around would be difficult, but she wasn't a baby, he could handle it. If she killed everyone quickly he'd be able to go to the bathroom. Lobby wiping can't be that hard.

She saw a group of survivors around a generator. What was even the point of even doing them? What even was XP? He pulled back her swords, casting mass infection. The survivors, Elliot and Guest 1337, scattered like annoying little mice. Elliot was easy to defeat during last man standing. Guest 1337? Not so much. This is why she charged after the Guest, ignoring the full feeling in her bladder.

Being a long range killer, she barely had any time to react when Guest punched her as hard as he could in the stomach. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but she felt her bladder starting to act up. Despite the fact he was targeting him, he was glad Guest ran away when he could. He didn't want anyone to see him like this.

She sat against the wall, growling to herself like a wild animal. She could barely hold it in. He wasn't a baby, he could hold it in, but it was so damn difficult.

He could barely do anything as he felt his bladder began emptying itself onto herself. He felt the warm liquid run down her legs and onto the floor. Despite the temporary relief, it was the worst feeling she had ever felt in her life. he felt her face going a deep green, staring down at herself with eyes as wide as saucers. She couldn't let anyone see her like this.

She made a mad dash towards the lake, throwing herself into it and submersing herself. He'd rather look like an idiot that fell into the water than a pissbaby.

After that she continued going after the survivors, but her mind was definitely somewhere else. She really hoped nobody else could smell the faint scent of piss that lingered around her.