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Time wasn’t going by fast enough and Stolas couldn’t help staring down the clock above the office entrance, then he looked to the clock on his phone to make sure that clock was right before letting out a frustrated sigh as he slammed it down on the desk which was followed by his face with a muffled groan. This was so agonizing, he felt so uncomfortable, he wasn’t prepared to suffer through this today. Oh Lucifer, if only he’d paid attention to what week it was then maybe he’d remember that it was his time to bre-THEY’RE BACK!
The sound of the portal opening up made Stolas shoot up from his desk, knocking his chair over as Blitz confidently strolled through, covered head to toe in blood. “ Weeeelp! That biker gang sure didn’t see THAT shit coming.” “Sir, you really didn’t have to crash his bike like that.” Moxxie flatly said, following behind him “Yeah well according to this ,” Blitz proceeded to hold up a bloody driver’s license with a dismembered hand still holding onto it which he shook off and tossed in a bin labeled ‘burn dis shit’ as he said “He’s an organ donor so I did somebody a favor by splating him against a wall.” “That’s not how that wor-” Moxxie started to say before Blitz suddenly called over to Stolas, excitedly waving “Stols, guess who drove a motorcycle through fire!”
Stolas’ right eye twitched.
“ Through fire…”
“Mhm!”
“ On a…motorcycle…”
“Mhm mhm!”
The smiling Blitz suddenly had two hands clamping down on his shoulders “ We need to go to your office. Now. ” Stolas said in a low tone. “Uh…kay?” Blitz simply responded as he walked into his office with Stolas whose right eye still twitched. “Hey if this is about the fire part I can reassure you that fire up there doesn’t really do anything to-” Blitz was suddenly interrupted by Stolas suddenly shoving him against the closed door. “Blitz, I need your seed. Now.” Stolas stated bluntly with a desperate expression on his face “ You..ha ?” “This ENTIRE MORNING I’ve been in an uncomfortable, aroused state and pleading for your immediate return before I go insane from the overwhelming need to have you thrust into me until I’m filled to the brim with cum.” Blitz just stared at him in stunned silence for a moment before wordlessly guiding Stolas over to Blitz’s desk by the hand.
Once there, he hopped on top of it “Stolas, I’m not gonna lie to you,” He moved one hand to grab onto the feathered fluff that was revealed by Stolas’ shirt roughly as the other hand moved to the back of Stolas’ head as he yanked the man closer with a devilish smirk “You have me at ‘seed’.” With that, their lips connected in a kiss that became deeper and more passionate as it moved along. Tongue intertwining and playing with each other, Blitz groped Stolas’ chest with a pleased hum as Stolas brought a hand down to grope Blitz’s hidden crotch. Blitz had too much clothes on for Stolas’ liking. He felt hot, his pants felt wet and he hoped that they hadn’t leaked through enough to be noticeable. He just wanted to be taking as roughly as Blitz would allow to be swept away in the heat of passion and satisfy this carnal lust that had been distracting him for so long.
Feeling Stolas starting to try and take off Blitz’s pants, Blitz couldn’t help smiling into the kiss as he let go of him to assist Stolas in taking off his pants and underwear to reveal his dick which was getting harder by the minute. Catching sight of it, Stolas broke the kiss and moved onto his knees, wasting no time in taking one hand to stroke him off as his tongue swirled along the head, earning a shiver and a “ oh fuck. ” From Blitz. Yes, he needed this man’s seed in him as soon as possible. Stolas closed his eyes as he moved his hand away to instead take more and more of Blitz’s dick into his mouth. “ Shit, Stolas, you really are a cock hungry slut right now, huh? ” Blitz said with a playful smirk as both of his hands held onto Stolas’ head. Instead of answering with words, Stolas replied by moving to suck him off at a faster pace. He needed this man’s seed. Blitz who could be so sweet and supportive one moment then dirty and arousing the next. He was incredible to Stolas (currently).
The longer Stoas continued to suck him off, the more impatient he became, his tail curling and his cloaca becoming slicker until he couldn't take it anymore and popped the hardened dick out of his mouth. He stood, cheeks flushed and panting as he peered at Blitz “I can't possibly wait a moment longer,” his hands clamped down on the desk to lean in closer to Blitz “Move.” Blitz gave an amused grin “So demanding.” He hopped off of the desk and almost the moment he had, Stolas dropped his pants and laid across the desk with his legs spread. He looked back over his shoulder at Blitz with a hungry desire in his eyes, his ass swaying slightly back and forth to tempt Blitz further. Blitz licked his lips as he looked down at his exposed cloaca “ So wet for me. ” He stepped closer towards the horny bird and roughly grabbed his hips, shoving back to rub his dick between Stolas’ ass cheeks.
“ This fucking ass… ” “SHOVE YOUR COCK INSIDE ME ALREADY! I AM MISSING WORK!” Blitz couldn’t help chuckling at this “Such a good employee.” He moved away from Stolas to sit in his desk chair with his legs spread, holding his dick with one hand and slowly stroking it as he admired Stolas “If you want my dick so bad, you better come over here and take it yourself.” Stolas gave a stubborn frown as he stood up with crossed arms “You’re having too much fun with this.” “How could I not when a sexy birdy is practically begging for my dick?” A sexy birdy he loved like crazy.
Stolas walked over and placed both of hands on Blitz's shoulders as he carefully lowered himself onto Blitz's dick while the imp let out a low moan at the pleasurable feeling that came with it. Blitz winced a little with each movement down, his cocky smirk shaking a little as he tried to keep his composure while watching his dick disappear and reappear in and out of Stolas’ cloaca. “I will never get tired of this view.” Stolas’ stare started to become frustrated and desperate “It isn’t enough. Oh Blitz please fuck me, I feel like im going mad.”
Blitz was weak to that look. He grit his teeth with a growl before pushing Stolas off of him and onto his back across the desk. Blitz quickly moved the chair closer to the desk, stood up on it, and tossed Stolas’ legs over his shoulders before suddenly slamming into him deeply. “AH!” Stolas cried out in surprise and arousal before Blitz began to fuck his birdy hard, fast, and deep “I love you. I love you so much, Stolas. I'm going to fill you up so much it's going to be leaking out of this tight bird pussy of yours.” “YES! Please fill me up, Blitz! I love you! I want to bear your children!”
Blitz's tail reached up to wrap around Stolas’ neck and yank him closer so they could enjoy a deep, eager kiss as Blitz continued to pound into him, desperate sounds of pleasure escaping past Stolas' lips as a familiar feeling began to build up inside of him. Close, he was so close. Stolas broke the kiss with a gasp before saying between pants “C-Cuming! I'm going to cum! Please don't let me finish alone!” Blitz furrowed his brow, focusing more on his thrusts “Come on, bitch, cum all over my dick and I'll fill you up good.” It didn't take long for Stolas to cry out in pleasure, arms moving around Blitz as he came, making Blitz’s dick dampened enough to move faster even as Stolas’ insides tightened around him, giving one last hard shove inside of him before finishing himself, some of their mixed juices leaking down to the floor.
They rode out their orgasms before collapsing on each other, panting for breath. “H…Holy shit that was a good fuck. Feel all fulfilled now, Stolas?...Stolas?” Blitz looked towards Stolas’ face when he didn’t answer back to see- whaaat kind of face was that? Blitz received his answer when he was suddenly pushed off of him so that Stolas could plop down on the floor himself “Stolas? You good?” Still panting, Stolas moved onto his stomach and raised his ass in the air, some of Blitz’s cum dripping down still. “ More. ” Blitz stared for a moment before looking back and forth from the office door and the exhausted yet still apparently horny Stolas. He squinted, rubbing his chin as he looked Stolas over. Yes, he looked hot as hell like that but he was about how worn out he looked.
Damn it.
“Uh, about that..I don’t think-” Stolas’ ass plopped down as he now laid on his side with his eyes closed, letting out soft hoots. Blitz smiled a little. “Geeze.” He removed his jacket and gently laid it over him. It didn’t completely cover him but it was the thought that counted, right? “Get some good rest, big bird.” Blitz said, leaning down and giving him a soft kiss on the forehead. That was some interesting baby making roleplay.
-- 4 Weeks Later --
Blitz looked at Loona confused “Geeze, he's been getting sick a lot lately.”
“Because he's obviously PREGNANT, BLITZ!” Loona scolded Blitz four weeks later outside of their apartment bathroom “How was I supposed to know?! He never showed any signs of even wanting to get- waaait..” Oh crap. Stolas pushed open the door, eyeliner ruined from tears with big, watery, puppy dog eyes directed at Blitz “Am I still attractive?” “What? Of course you are.” Stolas sniffled as he held out his arms for a hug which Blitz gladly gave “There there, pretty pregnant birdy. It's okay.” Loona walked past them with a heavy sigh “Next time this shit happens, don't make the kid in our thin walled office.”