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"OH NO! MY DIVA BOSS KING!" Snake screamed as the Metal Gear shot a ray gun at the totally naturally attractive cyborg that was naturally handsome and beautifull.
Otacon's orbs became as big as saucers as his jaw dropped down to the ground. The doctor waved his hands in the air and pointed at the metal gear. "RAIDEN THERE'S A GIANT ROBOT THAT IS SHOOTING AT YOUUUUUUU!!"
Snake put a hand over his mystical blue orbs and fell onto his knees, starting to sob. "MY DIVA TWINK BOY!! HE'S DEAD!!"
Otacon could only watch through teary orbs as the smoke from the ray gun blast cleared.
Suddenly the naturally handsome and beautiful and absolutely gorgeous cyborg's white hair shone light a flame as he stood there with a hip popped out and a arm over his eyes to dramatize his survival. "OH! HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO RUIN MY GORGEOUS AND TOTALLY NATURAL COLORED WHITE HAIR ThAT WAS A GIFT TO ME BY MY DEAD PARENTS I NEVER KNEW!!!"
Sunny blinked a few times. "Is he...trauma dumping..?"
Otacon shushed his daughter with a finger over his mouth. "SHHHHHHHhHHHH!"
Snake's mystically blue orbs peeked over his hand as tears made his orbs look even more mystical and blue. "MY DIVA BOSS KING TWINK?!?!!?!?!?"
Raiden flipped his majestic white hair back in a majestic hair flip that made his white hair look white. "Don't worry smoker-boy, I shall not die today!"
Suddenly Raiden started strutting towards the Metal Gear, his MASSIVE heels making him look even more like a diva.
"I don't like you, you big ugly and massive and ugly and gray and ugly robot." Raiden flipped his magically majestic and very majestic white hair like an absolute drag queen diva king. "HAWK TUAH!"
And so Raiden hawk tuahed on the metal gear.
"JACK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!??!" Rosemary's voice made Raiden whirl around, his majestic hair swirling around him majestically. His orbs widened.
"Oh NO It'S MY WIFE!" Raiden turned and ran away, his heels clicking off into the distance.
Rosemary shook an angry fist at him. "YOU LITTLE TWINK BOY!! I HATE YOU!! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME JACK!?!?!??!??!??!!!?!?!"
She collapsed and died because of death.
Snake and Otacon started to passionately make out because the day was saved and shit.
Sunny's face wrinkled into something akeen to disgust. "Ew. That's literally so gay. Get a room."
She turned and picked up her phone. "Time to go back to writing my old man yaoi."
As she walked away, Raiden came up to Snake and Otacon with his majestic white hair flowing around him majestically and whitely. "Mind if I join? 😏"
They all three then skipped off into the sunset as the Metal Gear exploded behind them like a James Bond movie.
The end