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“Uh….this way?”
Hyperlaser grimaced at how useless he sounded, even though he couldn't see Katana’s face he could tell the other man was frustrated.
They’d been wandering in the same area of IKEA for an hour or so, this place was a maze!
“Hyper, I wish not to doubt you but are you sure you know where we’re going?”
Ah shit.
The real answer was no.
Not at all.
But he was too embarrassed to admit it. Hyperlaser was someone who prided himself on his sense of direction.
This place was endless, full of dizzyingly white walls and a labyrinth of shelves stacked with furniture.
“I'm just….thinking”
“We’re lost aren't we?”
“Hopelessly so”
Katana sighed.He loved the merchant but SFOTH damnit.
“....sorry”
The larger man let out a fond huff.
“It is quite alright,everyone makes mistakes”
Hyperlaser awkwardly rubbed the back of his head. All he wanted was a new table…
“Maybe there’s an employee we could ask for directions?” he said in a feeble attempt to look like he knew what he was doing.
Katana thought for a moment.
“Maybe I should lead from now on?”
“Yeah good idea…” Pride slightly bruised Hyperlaser tailed behind Katana as he attempted to flag down a worker, who was startled by their presence before hesitantly giving them directions to the nearest exit.
Hyperlaser hung back,looking around, lost in his own thoughts,until Katana came back with the instructions.
“This way” he said, taking Hyperlaser’s hand in his larger one and gently leading him towards the glass sliding doors.
The two stepped out into the bright sunlight.
“Let’s not go back there hm?”
Hyperlaser chuckled.
“Its for the best really”