Plot plan
Chapter 1: SETHOS HAS A CRUSH
Chapter 2: nahida’s house FUCKING EXPLODES
Chapter 3: Yumemizuki Mizuki and Akiyama Mizuki show up and start throwing clementines at windows
Chapter 4: CYNARI WEDDING
Chapter 5: CYNO DIES
Chapter 6: I show up and challenge Sethos in a who is more romantically attracted to the HAT challenge
Chapter 8: Wanderer erases chapter 7 from the special tree
Chapter 9: Nahida is hungry
Chapter 10: Venti
Chapter 11: Sandbina yuri chapter
Chapter 12: Wanderer FUCKING MURDERS DOTTORE
Chapter 13: Lore chapter
Chapter 14: A day in the life of a hopeless Wanderer simp
Chapter 15: Ultimate battle for the hats
PROLOGUE!!!!!!!!
Wanderer’s name is Chalupa because that’s what I named him (he will only be addressed as hat guy because cocaine)
Random CANONS will be periodically placed in this fic when I feel like it
If anyone has a weird ass plot idea feel free to comment and I might make it happen
WARNING: HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITIES
WARNING: sethos and THE HAT (the hat is a MALE HAT)
WARNING: cynari
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