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The Wind was wilding today.. Ralph was at camp, trying to fix a machine builderman had told him to do with a friend, although, unfortunately for him, his friend had dissappeared randomly, leaving no trace of himself behind, so he had to rely on his stubborness to fix everything by himself, and of course, his hand made 1X4 plushie he had made with love and care.
Most of the people at his job were always skeptical about Ralph bringing it around everywhere, specially around Builder's office, where Shedletsky rested and could see the plushie and get mad Ralph was falling in <3 with someone who has been a real menace to the entire HQ Building, trying their best to crumble it all down and leave the people in the place dead, without trace, all because of their Sdistc intentions and the enjoyment he found at the suffering of the others, plus, the war against hackers.
Ralph has always been the best guy at the HQ when it came to his Vlog writing, his Building Techniques and Attitude, winning employee of the month at some point.. Although, he did kind of have a bad friendship with builder because of the plush, since he didnt like the fact his partner was getting sort of PTSD from past wars from IT...
Today, Ralph had to stay to sleep at the camp, since he knew he wasnt gonna finish his work that day, so he stayed near his campfire to sort regain back strength or maybe hop off to his tent and sleep... Not without eating first though..
Around him were the breezing trees, they were orange, with a small tip of yellow, the branches being as Hard as stones, none being able to fall off at any moment, the trees were also very wonderful, with that, it calmed Ralph alot, which sort of got him to eat a nice campfire cookable steak. . .
Someone, however, was roaming around the woods, making trails of code after code get left of the ground, with quiet thuds being followed after it... It was 1x4, who was looking for more victims torture and feed his selfish sadistic desires... He had killed Ralph's friend, which had told him he was with, which was.. sort of a mistake, although for 1x4 it was a nice little gift for him. . .
ALTHOUGH, WHAT 1X4 WASNT EXPECTING WAS SOMEONE WANTING HIM TO THE POINT THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM... ANYTHING...
1X4 walked in circles around the camp... trying to find the stupid strange creature known as Ralph... Until he finally noticed him, trying to cook the steak, while hugging his plushie, talking to himself.
`` If only he knew... If only he knew how much he matters to me... too bad he's a heartless monster... he wouldnt even want to see me.. maybe he would kill me on the spot too...``
Ralph's heart pounded... love was shown in his words... although he wasnt done speaking to himself.
`` It's not like i have a chance anyways since im very ugly.. but oh well ! ! .. not like it will sort of matter... i just hope he knew.. ``
He sort of frowned at his own comments.. they did hurt him.. but quickly, his frown turned into a big smile..
`` Well, at least i have you my 1x4 plush ! ! youre like him but smaller . . ! ! ``
He said that as he Smewched on the plushie, until he realized his steak was done, joyfully eating it while still hugging that stupid thing of his ... 1X4 was staring at him from afar, not believing what he just heard from really far away, blushing... He looked down at his chest, only to find nothing but bones and weird goop.. he felt bad for once... ough... he believed the " Heartless Monster " Part, which, did hurt him, but he brushed it off... Although, he did feel another thing... it wasnt like any other of his antics where he felt Mad, sad or something similar..
It was .. something new.
He sort of.. took some of his goop out of his chest, which kinda hurt him, but not after it regenerated, and molded it... into a nice, cute and maybe perfect heart.. He turned invisible with an exploit, made some noise in the woods, which alterted Ralph enough to make him look away and just left that thing next to him...
Ralph noticed the heart, which he immediately grabbed and started crying joyfully over repeating the same words over and over...
`` Ouhhh... THIS REMINDS ME OF HIMMMM ... - * Sniffle Sniffle * - EUHGUHGUNGUHSGUSHSJGJH IF ONLY HE KNEWWWWWwwww.... ``
... Man so he has a big crush on him...
1X4 Got up close to him sneakingly, trying his best not to scare the hell out of him even thought he knew he was gonna do so, he got all close, Ralph not noticing the dark figure that was LITERALLY BEHIND HIM, although feeling a little shiver even with the warm breeze of the fire that was calming his coldness even with the wild wind that was in the forest at the time.
1X4 Knocked over Ralph's hat on purpose, which Ralph thought it was his camp friend who had thought didnt go missing, so he didnt look to find out who it really was
`` P4TH3T1C `` Said 1X4 ``
` ` AAAaaaa Thomas is that you ? ? Stop knocking over my hat doofus! !` `
Idiotically, Ralph thought it was his friend Thomas, the guy 1X4 had killed literally moments before finding this goofball of a person.
`` WH0'Z TH0M4Z .. ? ``
` ` . . . ` `
Ralph looked up , to find 1X4 looking at him, He had Red glasses, a Fluffy cape to cover him from behing, code like hands and claws that could pierce through Ralph's skin with ease and tear him apart, a turquoise - more greenish like goopy chest, with his torso skeleton all up for display, chains in some parts of his body, a zipper on his mouth and arm, a domino crown that shines no matter where and White hair which was way brighter than Ralph's own skin...
Ralph's body went numb, AND red, theres no way 1X4 Just pulls out of nowhere to just talk to him so suddently, in the worst occasion too since bro had the plushie in his hands, and he didnt wanna know some weird White creature, with orange Turbo builder clothes, an orange and black builder hat with a Mouse pin, stupid mustache and goatee and a Halo for Nerves was obsessing over someone who was dangerously known for being able to destroy everything in its path, no matter what it was or how it looked, its dead to him and he enjoys the suffering it spews with its screams of agony and terror, EVEN if it is children.
...
` ` Wh- What are you doing here Mr. 1x4 ??, A - Are ya here to k - kill me ?? ` `
Fears was put into his words, it was obvious Ralph was scared of him but at the same time obsessed over, he was scared of the thought of not only them seeing the fact they're obsessed over them and find it disgusting, and the thought of being killed by them was stressful too, or maybe something else.. more horrible than death.
`` . . . ``
1X4 didn't respond, at all, he just looked at him with his red eyes, full of interest over this guy instead of the usual hatred and evil intentions he always had no matter what... Was this feeling new ? was this feeling never discovered before in his mind ? ? what is happening to him ?? did he fall in love at first sight ?? ( yes )
Ugh, its love of course... but this time he wasnt seeing PEOPLE love, he was seeing himself, a " monster without any feeling of guilt " falling over a man... one that seemed not only interesting to him and himself but.. one that was sure would stay with him because of his obsession.. right ?
1X4 Grabbed his cheeks, brushing his terrifying hands over them.. feeling the little bit of fur Ralph had on his face ... he was quite soft, with a small hit of roughness.. 1X4 Loved that feeling.
`` Y0U'R3 . . . S0F7 4ND R0UGH . . . 1 L1K3 7H47 . . . ``
` ` Ah ! ! T - Thanks.. ! ! I - I always leave at least some fur in my skin .. I- Im happy you like it ! ! ` `
Ralph said that, as his voice rushed, he had never been so afraid until now , jesus christ, everything, even his teeth, were shaking, and he played like he wasnt nervous, he played that act very well, honestly.
``... - * S1GH * -``
After a brief sigh, 1X4 Picked up Ralph, which made him give in to what next sudden thing that he would do to him, or an attack, or death, because even though 1X4 Literally played with his cheeks, he still wasnt convinced he was secure from his next wrath... he closed his eyes, waiting for 1X4 to end with him, but to his surprise, he didnt die, or get attacked , infact, he got something better.. something he would've never expected.
To Ralph's surpsrise, 1X4 Smooched his Lips that were trembling with terror, petting him right after, which made him.. calm down a little, although, he was still left in fear of the tall, goopy like man which was holding him like a stupid cat. Ralph was... Confused of 1X4's antics, he's a " heartless monster ", why was he being nice ... ? hm.. thats odd... did he immediately feel the same..? did he like him too ... ? he couldn't think that at the moment he was more concentrated in what 1X4 had just did.
` ` WH - WOAH ! DIDYOUJUSTKISSMEDUDEWHATTHEHELLWHAT ? ? ? ? ` `
`` . . . 1 D1D... I R34LLY D1D K1ZZ Y0U.. G4Y B0Y ... ``
` ` WHUAHUWHAUHWSUHGHAHSH ?? ` `
Ralph was blushing red after the kiss, theres no way this hot guy just kissed him so suddently.. HIS favorite hot guy.
`` H3H3... Y0U 1D107... 4BZ0LU73 1D107... F4LL1NG R1GH7 1NT0 MY 1D1071C TR4P..MH4H4H4H4... H3H3H3... ``
` ` ... mawhheauehausjjswjs... - Wait what - ` `
1X4 Continue kissing Ralph passionally.. every kiss felt like heaven to both of them, Ralph didnt persist, nor did he try and pull out of any kiss... this is what he had always wanted.. he LOVED this... he felt.. loved .. just like 1X4 Did too.. since really not even John doe wanted to mess with the guy, since he knew if he even touched him he would be completely obliterated, no one loved both of them.. so their affection was like the best thing life has made them experience...
Eventually, 1X4 Unzipped his mouth, letting out his disgusting snake tongue, Making out with Ralph with it, Ralph gasped at the suddent tongue style, but he still enjoyed it nontheless, he was letting himself get DOMINATED by this guy he has had a crush on for YEARS at this point, Maybe 3 or 4, he even wondered if this was a dream over how " fake " this all went by.
These were like 7 minutes in heaven, for both of them to end up with eachother, this was REALLY nice for both of them, their chins had drool falling over them, they were HUNGRY for eachother, 1X4 being hungry the most in this situation, eventually, 1X4 pulled out slowly, a string of saliva connected the 2, 1X4 Laughing deviously right after, Ralph was hyperventilating and letting out small moans , his eyes were everywhere, his mind was full of stuff.. Mostly, 1X4.
` ` MWH3H3H3H3... MY L177L3 CR34TUR3... N0 W0ND3R Y0U'43 OBZ3ZZ3D W17H M3..``
` ` " My ? " - * Pant , Pant * - Does this mean like.. Im yours or - * deep breath in * - Something ? ! ` `
`` MHHM ... M4YB3 ~ ( NO, HES NOT HORNY, ITS JUST A TEASING TONE BRO 😭 ) . . . ``
` ` . . . hehe... Well.. thats actually good to know... haha.. ` `
Ralph was still trying to recover his breath from the stupid make out session. hes almost breathless..
`` W3LL... 1 D0N7 KN0W 1F Y0U L1K3 WH47'Z N3XT... BU7.. MH4H4 ... ``
` ` -* Pant pant *- ? ? ? Whuh ? ? ` `
1X4 pushed both of them to the ground, Ralph landing on top of him, specifically where 1X4 Wanted him to be, his goopy dripping chest, giggling, 1X4 put Ralph's face deep on it, smoothering him there, People would have thought that was... weird of course, but for Ralph..? Oh.. He LOVED this more than anything.. he felt the dripping slime go through the back of his head and gosh did he like that...
this went on for like a good while, Ralph getting really comfortable.. until sadly, 1X4 had to go out, since the gang of other hackers were also waiting for him..
` ` AWHHH... So ya have to go...? ` `
``Y34H.. 4L7H0UGH N0 W0RR13Z ZW337H34R7... 1 W1LL C0M3 B4CK 1F Y0U 4R3 G0NNA Z74Y H3R3..``
` ` Yeah.. i still have some work to do here haha ! please make sure to visit me.. when ya have the chance please.. ` `
`` D0N7 W0RRY 1LL C0M3 B4CK H3R3 T0M0RR0W ! ``
` ` Alright ! ! <3 ` `
Ralph smooched 1X4 before they left to depart in their hunt.. maybe next day theyre gonna get to do more stuff together.. right ?
