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In the beginning there lived a captain quokka, "John-Quokka-Price", a soldier, and a stout man. and he said, “This is a good place for a secret base, and I will make it my base,” and it became Quokka's mountain, and before his beloved soldiers came, he inspected the equipment, and he hand-picked the men who were to come, and he organized them.
He named the unit "TaskForce 141", and it looked very good to the captain. The first man he would have was Lieutenant Simon Riley, and Price said, “A fat man is welcome, though he is not a quokka,” and soon afterward, without a sound, the lieutenant, with his mask on, unpacked his things in a good room, and looked very good to the captain.
The second man Price took in, was a naturally be leaded of Price, even in sudden encounters, and he was very easy to follow, and his skill was very pleasing to behold. He said to Sergeant Kyle Garrick, “I have a cat already, though I am a Quokka,” and he said, “But If you want it, come to me, you human.” and he took Gaz by the shoulder and said, “actually, It's an order.” and he commanded Kyle.
Then Garrick lifted up his eyes, and said, I will do thy will, captain; and the sight of him pleased the captain greatly. And the third man that was brought in was a sergeant, a cute doggy, which was not a quokka, but a dog that ought to be wrapped in warm pouch. His name was John MacTavish, and Price said unto the Sergeant,
Come, Sunshine, make your home in This area, and I will give you my loyal henchman, Ghost, to learn and follow. and then me and Gaz, we will go on a short mission to ensure the well-being of Garden of Quokka, and you will defend the base here, but you must never eat or touch the apples behind the base.
And he said unto him, Captain, why not? Soap the dog asked, He said, Apples at night are poison! And Ghost the cat beside him said, "Then we shouldn't eat it in the morning?" Suddenly, Price said, "Do you know where that tree came from? From General Kappa Shepherd, the bald man!"
And he said, "Be always on your guard, and keep it close at hand, and neither touch it nor eat it, lest it should be poisoned, for the purpose for which it was sent was not correct." Captain Quokka sat down on Gaz, the brave crow, and said to him, “Never forget my order,” and Ghost the Cat said, “Yes, Captain, I understood." and So do Soap the Dog, "okay, but you must leave now, cuz I must play papa jokes with Ghost."