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"Welcome, welcome! Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt you, despite what you may have seen, heard, and/or been told..."
What I won't write:
Underage
Graphic rape
Smut/Lemons
Please leave your ideas and requests here! :)
Note: After completing the Reader/Sebastian oneshots that have already been requested, I will only be writing Sebastian/the p.AI.nter oneshots for the foreseeable future. I've just sort of lost interest in writing X-Readers for the time being and know I wouldn't be able to write something I'm proud of.
"I look forward to your patronage, friend!"
