Podfic of "Country Roads (Take Me Home)" by 515253545

by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)

Summary:

Ed’s on his way home from town — taking the scenic route because it’s been a long day and it’s pretty clear he’s going to sleep all of tomorrow away — when he’s stopped by about ten cows meandering down the backroad he’s on. They take up all of the pavement and most of the grass on either side. Ed dismounts from his bike, looks first at the cows — useless fuckers — and then around them.

He nearly busts a gut laughing when the whole story starts to unfold.

Behind the herd is a man. He’s doing Jesus arms down the middle of the road, a pretty yellow robe draped over broad shoulders and loosely tied around his waist. Ed takes a moment to appreciate his chest, which is pale and plush and probably would give like a perfectly cooked steak if bitten. Ed grins to himself, imagining.

He’s just a soft, handsome, square of a man. And he’s clearly got no fucking clue what he’s doing.

Notes:

• Inspired by Country Roads (Take Me Home) by 515253545

Country Roads (Take Me Home) on SoundCloud

 

 

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