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One day dave was very sad. Jack saw dave very sad, and asked him ",What is wronf?" Asked jack. Dave was crying very hard. His oenis was big and swelling(he is penis is big already please donot hate). "Im horny baby.." Dave said. Jack winked and began to sex dave very good. He pinned him to the bed and put. Penis in butt. It was very hot and Dave moaned and came. The next day dave was hunched over toilet throwing up. Jack said "what happened husbad?" He said. David was very sad and sick. He rubbed his belly. It was fat and big. "I'm pregnwntmmm....." He said starting to smile happily. Jack was very happy to see his baby growing in adaves belly. His belly became even more swollen and full of. Baby. One day, baby was kicking hard. Dave peed himself. But his water broken. "MY WATER BROKEN!" He screamed, his purple pee going everywhere. Jack screamed and rushed him to the hospital. "MY SIFE IS GIVIGN BIRTH!" He saaid, dave was starting to crown. Rhe doctor was harry. "OK spread your legs." Harry said m, the baby was half way out. "Doctor the baby was coming!!!!" Roger was the nurse and was helping Harry. Jake was there too. He is an emo. The baby slid out after dave pushed, to reveal... IT WAS HENRY!!@ The baby was pink and obese. And Dave's davegina looked like a cavern now. Henrybwas evil and tried To. Kill everyone but then Jack killed him and dead henry was shipped off to sfton robotic and turned into phone baby. It was cute.