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“MAMMON!!!” You heard bellow out of Lucifer’s office.
You saw the culprit run out of the kitchen as Lucifer came barreling out of his personal quarters.
“I thought I told you to book a hotel for us in the human world ?! What do you have to say ?” Lucifer angrily showed Mammon his laptop with a Motel 6 showing on it.
Mammon replied “I found that online and thought it would be nice cause it had a six in the name… and it was cheap so I thought we’d save money….”
Lucifer sighed and rolled his eyes. Nothing will ever change.