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Hey guys it’s me the narrator, just got back from having insane psychological sex with my DID guy.
I am Jo mama. Or whatever.
Also I just punched a kid in the face. Then I taught him the ways of the soap. I think he knows something about me that I don’t. Anyway, I’m gonna be real with you guys I should have just gone to therapy or something. I miss my mustard collection (real ones understand).
XOXO,
The Narrator ( I might be called Jack, which is such a dumb name LMAO I should have just gone with Tyler and have him use another name. Survival of the fittest and all)