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Mars honestly doesn't know what to say.
First Astrodude sets up a colony on his surface, which at first wasn't SO bad. But then he tells Mars that he needs to find a way to terraform him...
And to destroy him like they're destroying Earth? Heck no!
After he refused, Astrodude STILL landed on his surface! Can you believe the audacity?!
Then when he vents to Earth about the situation he yells at astrodude to start treating him nicer or, in Earth's words, he'll go CRAZY!
Right now, he needs to find a way to calm Earth down and take both of their minds off of this situation.
He looks back at Earth, his boyfriend has his arms crossed and an pouty expression is plastered on his face, vines tangled around his legs and arms.
Then, an idea pops into Mars' mind.
"Heeeeey sweetheart." He starts the conversation, putting his arm around Earth's shoulder. "Wanna like, chill for a moment?"
"I would love to, Mars," Earth says with a smile, "But do you know what I would also love?" He asks in a sweet tone.
"Ummm, what?"
"If astrodude stops doing this ..." Earth says as vines begin to wrap around his body again, and his smiles quickly becomes a frown "And tells his higher-ups to treat me nicer and leave you be OR I SWEAR TO SOL I'LL-"
"SAAAAAAY how about I sing for ya?"
Earth suddenly forgets what he was about to say and shuts his mouth, his eyes slightly widened.
"What?" He asks, blinking.
"How about I sing for ya?" Mars repeats the question, sweat appearing on his forehead.
There was an awkward silence between them for a couple of minutes, before Earth gave Mars a small nod.
Mars smiled. "Nice!" He says before he takes both of Earth's hands and clears his throat.
Other dancers may be on the floor,
Dear, but my eyes will see only you,
Only you have that magic technique,
When we sway I go week,
I can hear the sound of violins,
Long before it begins,
Make me thrill as only you know how,
Sway me smooth, sway me now,
The song was an Earthling song, well part of an Earthling song.It was short, but sweet and could (In Mars' humble opinion) calm down anyone.
When Mars finishes, he sees that Earth has rested his head in the crook of the shorter's neck.
"Has anyone ever told you that you have an amazing singing voice?" Earth murmurs.
"Yeah, you, often."
Mars jokes, but he's happy that he's managed to calm down Earth.