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Scaramouche wants a baby.

Notes:

This fic has a pre-op trans man in it! His parts are referred to as cunt, clit, pussy, etc. don’t like, don’t read. That’s the technical term anyway, my head cannon is that he was created as a puppet resembling Makoto and did his job too well so Ei cut his hair off and made him LOOK like a boy.

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The Crux rarely ever held parties, and when they did it usually consisted of drinking until people started passing out. However, this was a very special occasion, one so important the Crux docked in Port Ormos to meet up with Kazuha and his husband, Scaramouche. The couple had made their way from the city to the port as soon as they got word of this party, Scara only went because Kazuha begged him to, as per usual. Unfortunately for the pair, the letter failed to mention what kind of party this would be.

Kazuha boarded the ship with Scara, who tailed closely behind him. He called out and Beidou quickly ran up to them, giving them both a big hug. “I’m so glad you two could make it! We’re still setting up, maybe you two could help?” Scara nodded and smiled, happy to busy himself with something rather than stand idle in a corner. He helped set up the buffet upstairs with Beidou while Kazuha helped some of the other crew members hang up lights.

“So Scara, has anything happened with you and Kazuha lately?” Beidou asked, attempting to sound nonchalant but her excitement shown through her eyes. Scara blushed, getting the memo but trying not to dwell on it too much. “Well, he met my mom and they love each other so I guess that’s good.” He nearly dropped a plate trying to think of something to say other than how he gets railed almost daily. “That’s good, Kazuha has always been the quiet type, I’m so glad he met you! You’re so sweet.” Scaramouche uttered a small thanks, trying to remember the last time someone called him sweet. Beidou laughed as she saw how red poor Scara’s face was.

“Why don’t you go help out Yinxing? I’m sure she needs all the help she can get.” Scara nodded, vividly recalling where her room was. He made his way downstairs, below the deck to the bedrooms belonging to the crew. He passed by Kazuha’s, the one he had lost his virginity in, and remembered how happy he was that night, though he’d never tell Kazuha that. When he got to Yinxing’s door, he stood there for a moment before knocking 3 times on the door. After a few seconds of silence, a woman said, “come in, come in!” He opened the door and his jaw dropped at the sight.

The woman was holding a baby, like a newborn baby. Nobody told him anything about a baby.

She smiled, remembering the timid boy Kazuha had married years back. “Scara, please, have a seat.” He sat down, still in shock, the last time he saw her, she had been single. “When? How?” She giggled at his confusion, “I met this cute guy in Inazuma, we were there for 2 weeks discussing trade with the Kamisato clan. And then, well, a few months later I found out I was pregnant. I don’t want to settle down quite yet, so I decided to raise her on the ship. The father agreed, saying he didn’t think he was ready but would love check in on her every once in a while.”

As soon as she finished telling her story, the baby in its cot started fussing. “Would you like to hold him?” She asked Scara while shushing the baby. He slowly nodded, watching how she held the baby. Yinxing handed her over, gently guiding his arms to hold the baby correctly. The little girl looked up at Scara with wide, curious eyes. Studying his eyes, hair, every part of his face. She moved her fingers in a grabbing motion, likely wanting to touch but couldn’t.

Scara smiled, awestruck at how cute and tiny she was. So innocent, unaware of the horrors of the world, living a peaceful life with no worries. He felt tears well up in his eyes at how perfect she was, he imagined what him and Kazuha’s would look like if they had one. “She’s… perfect.” Yinxing smiled, in a way she thought of Kazuha as her own child, which extended to Scara as well.

Scara and Yinxing made small talk and before either one of them knew the little baby girl was fast asleep in Scara’s warm embrace. “Do you mind staying with her for a little bit? I haven’t left my room all morning, I just need some air.” He said yes quicker than he thought it would come out, and Yinxing chuckled as she quietly closed the door behind her.

All Scara did while she was gone was stare at the little bundle of joy in his arms, that’s all he could do. He was filled with so much love looking at her, at how she would grow up to be a captain like Beidou, or be a surgeon like her mom. After a few minutes if peaceful silence, Kazuha came in silently and was immediately stopped dead in his tracks. There was the love of his life, holding a baby that was curled up asleep in warm bliss. Kazuha just stood there, watching Scara watch the baby.

After a few more minutes, Yinxing came back to get her baby ready for the party. She gently took her out of Scara’s hands and got her swaddled up against her chest. “So, is she the reason for this party?” Scara asked, remembering there was no alcohol set out and half the decorations were a light pink. Yinxing smiled and nodded, “Yes, we wanted to make sure everyone was here to celebrate my daughter, after all, this is the first baby born on the Crux.”

The group made their way out to the deck where the sun had begun to set, casting the ship in a beautiful orange glow that complimented the lights strung around the ship. Everyone separated into different groups, catching up after not seeing each other for a while. All throughout the party, Scaramouche was distracted by thoughts of his own baby to love and take care of.

Even though Yinxing and her baby went to bed around 10pm that night, the party went on until at least 4am. When Scara came to, it was almost noon and he was in Kazuha’s bed, cuddling with Kazuha. “I think we’ll head back to the city in an hour or so, to make it back before dark.” Kazuha’s voice pulled Scara out of his haze, who only wanted to go back to sleep.

They hadn’t brought much since they were only there for the party, but Scara still had to find some of his belongings. It was nostalgic almost, being in Kazuha’s room that he had resided in for years before marrying Scara and moving to Sumeru city. 

Once Scara had finished gathering his things, he went upstairs to the deck. There were only a few people up, considering how long the party went on last night. He said his goodbyes and went to find Kazuha to leave. After the two got off the ship, Scara turned and saw Yinxing waving, her baby curled up against her chest. He smiled back and continued to walk with Kazuha home.

 

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Scaramouche woke up early the next morning, they had made it home at sunset and decided to wait until the next day to unpack. He knew Kazuha was off work today, but couldn’t think of where else he would’ve wanted to go besides sleep in.

Scara rolled out of bed and went to go get ready for the day, even though he knew he wasn’t leaving the house. He was mad when he remembered all his stuff was still in his bag, that he had yet to unpack. 

Kazuha heard a string of profanities coming from their bedroom and grinned, knowing exactly what it was about because it happens every time they go somewhere.

When Scara was done throwing a tantrum, and begrudgingly unpacking, he came into the living room and saw Kazuha tending to their plants. They had a whole shelf dedicated to all sorts of plants, some Sumeru natives, some from Inazuma. 

Scara looked at one of their newest flowers, only a small bud as of now, and was reminded of the little ball of innocence he had held two days before. Her little hands and near-silent coos. 

“Kazuha.”

Kazuha hummed in response, showing Scara he’s listening.

”I want a baby.”

Kazuha dropped the watering can he was holding in shock. “What?? Scara, you can’t just- why a baby?” He sputtered, looking as shocked as he sounded.

After a long conversation, Kazuha understood why Scara wanted a baby so bad. Scara was just wondering why Kazuha was taking so long to process the idea. “Do you know how babies are made?” Kazuha said after a long moment of silence.

A pause.

“Yes, you put your duck inside-“ Kazuha cut him off right there, “OKAY, I get it, you know how it works.” Kazuha sighed, defeated. He had tried, and failed, to convince him that he probably just had baby fever and doesn’t really want one in the long run.

However, even with all his ranting about the cons of having a baby, he still found himself in bed with Scara later that night, with the shorter male begging to be fucked.

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Scara laid on his back on the bed, two fingers thrusting in and out of him as Kazuha watched from across the room. Pleas and breathless pants of Kazuha’s name came from the bed, weakening the blonde’s resolve with every lewd sound of skin on skin. 

It didn’t take long for Kazuha to pounce, hooking his hands underneath Scara’s knees and pushing them to rest on Scara’s chest. Scaramouche immediately scrambled to hold them himself, he pulled his fingers out and grabbed his thighs to keep them flush against his chest. 

Kazuha wasted no time lubing up his cock, his eyes never leaving Scara’s. The purple-haired man trembled as Kazuha pressed the tip against his cunt. They moaned at the same time as Kazuha pushed inside, feeling Scara in the most intimate of ways. 

Kazuha leaned up to kiss Scara and all he could do was melt into it, his brain was mush and he just wanted more, more, more. Kazuha slowly started moving, rocking his hips into the right heat. He fisted his hands into the sheets, desperate to keep some semblance of restraint. 

Meanwhile, Scara wanted to be ruined, he begged and pleaded for Kazuha to just fuck him. To let go, cum inside over and over again. His mind went blank when Kazuha finally started fucking him, pulling out until only the tip was in and before slamming back in to the hilt, over and over again.

Kazuha angled his hips to hit Scara’a sweet spot, nailing it almost immediately causing Scara to jerk, whether he wanted to be closer to or further from Kazuha neither of them knew. 

Scara whimpered, unable to hold his legs much longer. As soon as he let go and let his hands drop to fist into the sheets, Kazuha took hold of his thighs and positioned them over his shoulder. He leaned down until Scara was nearly folded in half, fucking him rougher than before. 

Scara nearly screamed at the new angle, Kazuha was hitting deeper than before. Pounding his prostate harder, Scara knew he was close, his hole fluttering around Kazuha. Kazuha got sloppier, he was getting closer with every passing second.

All he could think of was Scara holding their baby, his belly round holding his child. It didn’t take long before Scara was cumming, he clamped down on Kazuha, desperate to keep him inside. Kazuha was so, so close. “Kazuha- hah, inside- please” Scara begged, overstimulation setting in, his whimpers were more high-pitched. Kazuha was only a few thrusts away, so close to getting Scara pregnant. 

Kazuha shot his load into Scara, his name on Kazuha’s tongue.
The blonde was so worked up, his orgasm felt never ending. Scara’s walls were painted white with hot cum, and he had never felt more complete.

After what felt like eternity Kazuha came down from his high. His cock was soft but it was still inside Scara, plugging him up. Kazuha slowly pulled out, watching cum spill out. He swiped his finger through it and pushed it back in, making sure nothing slipped out of Scara.

Scara’s legs were wrapped around Kazuha’s waist, where they had fallen after Kazuha was pulled out. Scara smiled, obviously out of it. “Again?” Kazuha chuckled, who was he to deny such a sweet request?

 

And then they fucked all night.

The End

 

Notes:

I hope you guys liked it. A comment and a kudos would be appreciated as well as constructive criticism!