Work Text:
I woke up a bit startled thanks to my regular fucking nightmares. As I remove the sweat soaked blanket I roll over and grab my phone off my nightstand.
*33 notifications*
*5 texts*
*missed call*
I grunt as I stretch out and unlock my phone.
“Who tried to call me at 9am!”
*missed call from: Hag*
“Never mind, that explains it”
Ei: good morning love! I didn’t want to wake you up but I’ll see you tonight after my shift. I can't wait to spend the weekend with you!
Me: Morning my idiot, did you atleast remember to take your lunch into work today?
I then go over to the group chat to see what the other messages were.
~BAKUSQUAD CHAT!~
QueenMina: So what are the plans this weekend! I work Friday and Sunday but I’m so down to hang out Saturday!
ThunderDunce: damn I wish I could hang out but the only day I got off this weekend is Sunday with Hanta and he’s already agreed to take me to dinner 😘
ThunderDunce: WHO CHANGED ME NAME IN THE CHAT!!!
*ThunderDunce changed their name to ThunderDome*
ThunderDome: there better!
Anti-Flex-Tape: yeah sorry Meens I’m busy too maybe we can hang out next weekend.
Rock-etMan: sorry Meens me and Kats are off this weekend but we have plans but I already know I’m off Sunday next weekend if you want to make plans for then?
*new message*
Ei: how mad would you be if I told you i didn’t forget it I just forgot it on the counter so technically I didn’t bring my lunch 😘
Me: it’s fine Ei I’ll bring it in to you when I go in to fill out the paperwork to get my gauntlet updated later today.
Ei: YAYYY! I get to see my really hot boyfriend bring me lunch! Your the best!
Me: it’s “You’re” if you're going to give me a compliment at least do it correctly!
Ei: not my fault I can’t type and my fingers are two big to type on this phone anyway! How long until your here I just finished the morning lap and I’m heading back to the office for my water and sunscreen break
Me: let me get dressed and I’ll make my way to work.
Ei: YAYYYYYY! I love you so much can’t wait until your here!!
I shake my head trying not to grumble about the spelling mistakes as I make my way to my closet.
About 20 minutes later and im in my ripped black jeans and Ei’s crimson riot shirt and I grab a hat and sunglasses and make my way out.
…
I'm just about to head into the agency doors when I hear it.
“Do you think they will come out and want to talk to us!?” Extra girl 1 says.
“Ahhh I want Red Riot to come out here so I can ask him on a date!” Extra girl 2 screams.
“You get Red Riot and I get Dynamight!! I hope they come out of the agency building soon” extra girl 1 says to extra girl 2.
I just think to myself if only those lame extras knew. I finally make my way into my office and sit down and get all the forms out and ready on my desk with Eijirou’s lunch next to it.
Me: Hey Ei, where are you at?
Ei: heading to your office now
“Hey love. How was it getting here?”
“Hey Ei it wasn’t so bad, traffic is minimal at this time but the fan girls we have out front are annoying” I say as I hand over his lunch.
“They seemed harmless when I took a photo with one of them earlier today. Look, she even posted the photo. I look great in it!” He brings up his phone to show me, him smiling his million watt smile and he does look great and she’s being respectful by standing next him and not touching him but the caption. The stupid fucking caption that says “got to meet my future husband today he just doesn’t know it yet”
Nope, that’s never happening! I’m going to be his future husband. This girl can suck it and every other person who thinks they can get near him.
“Are you okay love?”
“I’m fine!” I say as I push his phone away.
“Ahh I see the problem but it’s fine love you have nothing to worry about. You're stuck with me for as long as you will have me” Eijirou says as he grabs me by my waist for a hug.
…
“Come on I’ll walk you out mainly so I can watch you leave” Eijirou says as he smirks.
“Fine, just hurry up!”
Once we are about to walk out the doors I see those damn fans again so I quickly grab my phone out of my pocket while waiting for Eijirou to grab his gear.
*new post*
“Okay Kats I’m ready to go let’s go out!”
“Yup, just one second”
*DING!*
“Oh my phone went off, did you just text me?”
“No, I just decided to finally make a post I should have made ages ago now fans can back the hell off!”
“I love you and man you are so petty you do realise our PR team is about to scream at us!”
“I’ll deal with them on Monday now I’m going home to make supper and you're going to go finish your patrol and come home and eat the delicious food I will have made now hurry up” I say as I lean in to kiss him.
As soon as we walk out the door we hear faint cheering and a few cry’s from some fans. I guess everyone saw the post already.
The post:
It was a selfie Eijirou had taken while they went on a hike once. With the caption.
“He’s mine and I’m his forever and always”
The next morning they had so many notifications on both their phones but the worst was the amount of calls from both their friends and family and the PR team that had them scared to look at their phones on their day off.