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Kiyoteru's line of thought was suddenly interrupted by a ring of the doorbell.
He knew exactly who it was.
"Fuck yeah," He whispered to himself as he marched towards the door and picked up a small Amazon box. He walked back over to the kitchen counter and opened it excitedly.
And there is was.
A nice, round, loaf of bread.
Amazon bread.
Kiyoteru eagerly took it out of the box as he noticed a small container, containing some pink substance. He shrugged as he took it out and opened it.
When he smelt the pink substance, it smelt sweet. He figured it was edible.
After a moment, he tore off a piece of bread and ate it.
Best fucking thing ever.
He tore off another piece of bread and ate it, this time, with that strange pink substance from before. Actually, the substance wasn't really even that pink. It was more orange. I call it substance because neither Kiyoteru or I could tell if this was a solid or a liquid or a plasma. Whatever, it's not that important.
After a moment of eating the bread with the pink substance, Kiyoteru fucking died. We don't really know how, he just kinda died. I think his organs failed.
L + bozo + ratio I guess