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“Hello i am the great spirit of yin beatrice i suppose. And I have prepared for you today a powerpoint presentation stating just how inferior you are to Betty and her contractor in fact.” said beatrice to an indescript crowd of onlookers.
Beatrice could be seen up on a raised stage. The stage had a black glossy floor with little to no friction; a white screen with large text reading “educating the humans”, being projected in the center, said words being reflected in the glossy floor.
“As you can see, my figure is the peque of beauty and elegance I suppose” Beatrice said this as she pointed with a collapsible ball tipped pointer to a large picture of herself with several labels with lines pointing to several places, some of which being.
Mature hairstyle [pointing to her hair]
Crown to show superiority [pointing to little crown on her head]
Beautiful butterfly eyes to get lost in [pointing to her eyes]
Elegant dress unmatched by anything of mankind's creation [pointing to her dress]
“Not only that, but being the supreme being that I am, many lowly humans have tried to contract with me over the years i suppose, but none of them have even come close to my sheer greatness in fact.” said Beatrice, this time turning around to face the audience, her hands on her hips.
The screen once again switched; this time to a bar graph with two bars one going all the way to the top of the graph labeled Beatrice and the other not even being there, labeled lowly humans.
“However, there is one human who has managed to gain my favor I suppose. This human is none other than… natsuki subaru in fact.” said Beatrice, pausing for dramatic effect as the screen switched to large white text saying “natsuki subaru” with a picture of subaru’s smiling face in the background.
“Unlike most lowly humans”
Beatrice started as the image on the screen switched. It showed a similar graph from the one before but this one had a bar labeled “subaru” which reached nearly to the height of the “Beatrice” bar, being below it by one segment. Beatrice pointing to the nonexistent “lowly humans” bar.
“Subaru acknowledges his inferiority. This along with his many feats and showering Betty with the praise and affection she deserves, puts him infinitely far above the rest of humanity in fact.” explained Beatrice with a proud grin on her face. Pointing to the Subaru bar.
“With our combined strength we could easily crush anything that stands in our way I suppose.” Beatrice stated matter of factly placing her hands on her hips as the screen once again switched. This time showing an animation of a picture of Subaru and Beatrice holding hands, lowering onto a generic human emoji, compressing it.
“In conclusion, you lowly humans don’t hold even a spark to Betty and her contractor, and you should be honored to lay your eyes on even a fraction of our greatness in fact.” stated Beatrice in the same tone, as she compressed her pointing stick with both hands.
“Once again I am the great spirit of yin beatrice, and your welcome. For having the honor of getting to see my presentation. Feel free to celebrate your acquisition of such sacred knowledge to your heart's content I suppose.” Beatrice said, shutting her eyes with a satisfied grin on her face as the screen switched to a white background with large text in the center reading “you’re welcome” with a shot of confetti on either side.
“Thus concludes my presentation.” Beatrice finished as she walked off the stage, and the screen faded to black.