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"Fuck, Stede…"
Stede whined as Ed pushed the slick silicone plug in, the widest part stretching his rim before popping into place.
"There, how's it feel?" Ed's hand was still gripping the slender base where it nestled between his cheeks.
"It feels…ahhh" Stede groaned as Ed rocked the plug back and forth a few times. "It feels like you'd better let me come now or I'm going to be rather indecent at work today."
Ed chuckled and pressed the plug in deeper. "Kinda the point, babe."
"Stop teasing, Ed, we only have a few more minutes before I have to leave!"
Ed laughed again before swooping down to take Stede's leaking cock in his mouth, sucking and licking with purpose. He knew how to get Stede off quickly, but he usually preferred to take his time. When he was on a mission like this, though, all Stede could do was hang on tight and enjoy the brief ride.
Stede clenched his hands in Ed's hair, Ed looked up at him with those gorgeous damn eyes, and Stede came with a shout. Ed moaned as he swallowed, then released Stede's dick with a little kiss to the tip.
"There, now get going. Can't have you late for work, Mr. CEO." Ed sat back on his heels, lazily stroking his own hard-on through his mesh boxer briefs. Stede stood by the side of the bed and stretched.
"Oh, but Ed, what about you? I hate to leave you unrequited…" Stede was torn—he really did need to get to the office to prep for his client meeting that afternoon, but Ed…god, Ed looked delicious, his long hair all tousled and the outline of his stiff cock visible through the opaque fabric.
"Nope." Ed popped the P at the end of the word and shook his head. "I'll just be here; thinking of you wearing that plug all day will get me off in no time. Now get." He punctuated his last word with a slap to Stede's naked ass.
As Stede found a seat on the train, his phone buzzed and he took it out of his pocket to see a notification from Ed. He glanced around—his back was to the wall of the train car and his seatmate was looking out the window on the other side. Stede angled his phone and opened the message, biting his lip and swallowing when he saw it.
Ed had taken a picture of his hand down his deep purple boxer briefs, the mesh stretched around his hand and the tip of his hard cock peeking out above the waistband. Stede could see the glint of precum on the tip and his mouth watered. He clenched his hole around the plug and stifled a groan.
The train stopped and Stede abruptly shoved his phone back in his suit jacket. Having a boyfriend this devious was going to be the death of him, he was sure of it. Ed was the one who had first brought up the idea of Stede wearing a plug all day at work, to prepare him to be fucked immediately upon arriving home at the end of a long, dreary day. How could Stede possibly say no?
Edward Teach was a damned menace, and Stede loved it.
By the time he clicked the link to join the video call, Stede's mind was preoccupied with work.
The client meeting was going well, with Stede's presentation about halfway through, when he felt a soft buzz light him up inside. A soft, high-pitched whine escaped him. The plug was a fucking vibrator.
"Sorry, Stede, what was that?"
"Oh, uh, sorry, sorry. Just a little muscle cramp, please continue."
He put himself on mute and plastered a calm smile on his face. Internally, he was a frantic mess. How was this even happening? There weren't any controls or wires that he'd seen on the toy. It didn't make any sense! The vibration was low and steady, flooding his entire pelvis with pleasure.
"And as you can see, we project the investment in the communities will…"
Stede struggled to keep his focus on Abshir's portion of the presentation. After a few moments, he did sort of get used to the sensations and even managed to nod at an appropriate point.
Bzzz, bz-bz-bz, bzzz, bzzz, bz-bz
Stede's entire torso clenched at the uneven rhythm lighting him up suddenly. He gamely tried to keep his face neutral through this new onslaught. That fucking bastard. That fucking gorgeous lunatic. It was a remote-controlled plug.
As quick as the random pulses had started, they reverted back to a steady pace and Stede relaxed a little. He fielded questions from Abshir and his team. The next few minutes passed like most video calls did, without much fanfare.
"So, let's figure out next steps, shall we?" Stede said, the tingle in his ass a steady, low hum now that was somewhat easy to ignore. "For the launch, I think we can look at Aug—uuhh uhhh uhhhst!"
The pulsing vibrations were back, and fuck! The vibration was stronger now, too. He was going to kill Edward. Right after he fucked him within an inch of his life.
Bz-bz-bz, bzzz bzzz bzzz, bz-bz-bz
Was that…was Ed doing the morse code? Fucking hell, that lunatic!
"You alright, Stede?" Abshir's face loomed as he leaned into the camera, eyebrows furrowed in concern.
"Yep, yep." Stede's voice was tight and he moved to turn off his camera. The movement caused the plug's angle to change and a sudden wave of white-hot pleasure burst through him as it nudged his prostate. "Sorry, muscle cramp is back, I'll just, umm…" God, he hoped his voice didn't sound as breathy as he thought it did.
"Hey man, no worries. You just, uh, take care of that and have Lucius shoot me an email to set up the timeline."
Stede hurried through the goodbyes and hit the red "leave call" button. He pulled up the rideshare app and ordered the next available car. As he confirmed the ride, he noticed the visible bulge in his trousers. Stede groaned and wiped his face. Of course.
He folded his suit jacket over his arm and held it in front of him, then bustled through the front office, hollering quick instructions to Lucius.
Once he was seated in the back seat of the car, he pulled his phone out and sent Ed a text.
Home in 10 minutes, you bastard. Be ready.
😇🍑🍆
The fucking cheek of him, sending those emojis as a response! Stede shook his head but even as he did so, he was biting back a grin. Ed kept up the pulses at a random pace, so Stede never knew when the next one was coming. His balls ached and he was starting to get a wet patch on the front of his gabardine wool trousers. How was he going to explain that to the dry cleaners? He shifted to try to relieve some of the pressure on his prostate, to no avail.
The driver pulled up to their house. "Here you go, sir! Remember to leave a good rating if you enjoyed your ride."
Stede snorted. "Enjoyed the ride," indeed. He bustled out of the car and unlocked the front door, red-faced and sweating.
"Edward!" His voice was a bit snippy as he called out, he knew, but he didn't care.
"In the bedroom!" Ed's voice was sugar-sweet and sing-song, playing innocent.
Stede began stripping as he walked down the hall, recklessly tossing clothing on the floor and just leaving it, like a madman. He felt a little crazed—this was the effect Ed had on him, being careless with silks and fine wools!
The bedroom door was wide open and there was his boyfriend, naked and stroking his hard-on, reclining back with one arm under his head and a shit-eating grin on his face.
"How was your day, honey?"
Stede fake-glared at him as he bent in half to remove his underwear.
"Edward Miriam Teach, you are terrible." Stede climbed onto the bed, neatly straddling Ed.
"The worst." Stede nipped Ed's lower lip. "An absolute menace." Ed groaned as Stede sucked a bruise into his neck, just below his ear. "Just incorrigible." A soft bite over his exposed throat as Ed tossed his head back.
"Yeah? What're you going to do about it?"
Stede leaned forward, planting one hand on the bed by Ed's torso. He reached behind himself with the other hand and withdrew the still-vibrating plug, shuddering as it breached his rim. He tossed that aside too, feeling a bit wild with his own daring.
"A vibrator, Ed? A remote-controlled vibrator? Really?"
Stede shifted his weight back and Ed took the opportunity to squeeze some more lube into his hand. He reached between Stede's legs and slid his palm between his cheeks, spreading the lube as Stede gasped. After the intensity of the mechanical toy all day, Ed's hand felt amazing, warm and just the right kind of rough.
Still, Stede was on a mission here, so he batted Ed's hand out of the way and gripped his cock, guiding it to his waiting hole. Normally he liked to take his time, letting himself adjust to the thick girth. But not today. Once the head popped in past his rim, he slid down until his ass was right up against Ed's thighs. It burned a little, but the stretch felt exquisite and Stede was beyond ready. He began riding Ed hard, raising and lowering himself at a brutal pace, slamming down onto his cock.
"Fuck, Stede, yeah. God, you look so good riding me like that."
"You're lucky." Stede forced words out in between panting thrusts. "Lucky my meeting was with Abshir and not someone else."
"Did you…did he hear you?" Ed's voice sounded strained and he gripped Stede's hips, digging his fingers into the flesh hard enough to bruise.
"I had to…fuck, fuck! Had to pass it off as a muscle cramp, you asshole." Stede shifted to fall forward and he continued thrusting his hips back and forth. Ed thrust up to meet him and the intensity of their bodies colliding with each slap made the roaring pressure inside Stede climb.
"Bet you looked good, all flustered and pink." Ed grunted as Stede slammed down into him, his breath punched out.
"Turned my camera off after…the fucking…S.O.S."
Ed laughed and snaked his arms around Stede's back, under his arms, latching onto his shoulders with a powerful grip. He pulled Stede flush against him and scooted his heels up. The new leverage let him take over the fucking and push Stede's body down onto his cock as he rammed hard into him. Stede's cock slid in the pooled sweat and precum trapped between them and he felt himself nearing the precipice. Ed was so fucking deep like this, his cock dragging against Stede's prostate.
"Fuck, Ed, you…I'm…make me come, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." Ed's breath was hot in Stede's ear as he came hard, biting down on Ed's shoulder. He shuddered in the throes of his orgasm, his hole spasming around Ed's cock. Ed's own release came with a shout and Stede felt hot come paint him deep inside as Ed's hips jerked erratically.
He felt dizzy, worn-out. Fucked out. Blissful. His legs and arms were jelly so he just let his full weight sink onto Ed. They lay there for a few minutes, letting their breaths even out.
Stede gave Ed's ass a harsh pinch.
"Ow!" Ed yelped. "What was that for?"
Stede raised his head and gave him a pointed look. "I cannot believe you did that, Edward. What if it hadn't been Abshir? What if it had been a council member, or, or… I don't know, the IRS or something?"
"Babe, c'mon. Give me a little credit. I checked your schedule with Lucius."
"Lucius? That little shit, no wonder he was smirking as I left. I ought to dock that boy's pay." Stede grumbled, nuzzling into Ed's neck.
"Funny, I was thinking I should send him a gift basket for helping me arrange this afternoon delight."
Stede snorted and let himself drift off, already planning how to get Ed back for this little fuckery.