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Ed had Stede up against the wall in their cabin before the door had even swung all the way closed.
“You’ve been riling me up all day,” he growled, pushing right into Stede’s space. “Time to make good on that.”
Stede fixed him with a fiery stare and smirked. “Make me.”
Ed crashed his mouth into Stede’s, pushing his tongue past Stede’s lips and taking what he’d been thinking about since breakfast. Stede had been driving him wild all day. Flirty looks, touches just a hair's breadth from inappropriate, double entendres in front of everyone. Ed had been swimming through a hurricane of lust all day and now it was time to crash upon Stede’s shores.
He pushed a leg between Stede’s to get some friction as he plundered his mouth and found Stede hard and wanting already. Ed groaned, holy shit Stede really was a surprise at every turn.
“Christ Stede, do you get off on making me as horny as possible at the worst possible moment?” he mumbled as he kissed along Stede’s jaw and down to his neck.
“Hmm,” Stede answered, moving to give Ed better access. “I just might.”
“Fuck it, I need you right this fucking moment.” Ed pulled at Stede’s shirt, not even trying to save the buttons.
Stede groaned and Ed realised he was just as gone as Ed was, not even a comment about his clothes. The thought just pumped him up further and he pulled back just enough to pull the ripped linen up and over Stede’s head. They crashed together again as Stede pushed Ed’s jacket off his shoulders and down his arms and yanked his t-shirt off. Hands scrabbled against fall buttons and before long both of them were standing bare to the elements, hard and exposed.
Ed took a moment to stare at Stede in front of him, both of them breathing hard, before he surged forward again. He pushed Stede tight against the wall and grabbed his thighs. Stede got the idea immediately, raising them and wrapping them around Ed’s waist.
“Holy shit, Stede, you never stop surprising me,” Ed groaned, reaching for a bottle of oil on a shelf. They knew to keep them within arms reach of pretty much everywhere in the cabin now.
“I’ve got plenty more tricks up my sleeve,” Stede grinned. “I don’t think you’ll ever get to the bottom of me.”
Ed bit his lip and growled, “Well, I’m certainly going to get to the bottom of something right now.”
Stede giggled as Ed slicked up a finger. “Gonna fuck you so hard I’ll have to carry you to bed when I’m done.”
“Is that a promise?”
Ed groaned and dropped his head against Stede’s shoulders. Stede Bonnet was going to kill him by sheer horniness. It was incredible. He slid his hand around to Stede’s arse, ready to get him prepped and get his cock into him as quickly as possible when his brain absolutely shut down.
“You- you’re- you,” he spluttered, pulling his head back to look at Stede.
“Already prepared?” Stede answered, tilting his head and looking as innocent as he could.
“How long?”
“All day, darling. Put that plug in when you were in the washroom this morning.”
“Holy fuck,” Ed whispered, in complete awe of the golden haired angel he had pressed up against the wall. “You were sent to torment me by the devil himself, weren’t you.”
“Oh absolutely, and he sent his best.” Stede’s eyes were dark and burning and Ed felt the last sliver of control leave his mind.
Stede hissed as Ed pulled the plug out of him and let it drop to the floor. Ed crushed his mouth up against Stede’s again, lips insistent, tongue searching, as he pressed a finger into him up to the hilt. He swallowed Stede’s whimper as he crooked a finger.
Stede pulled back just a fraction. “I’m all ready, Ed. Just go for it. Been ready all day.”
Now it was Ed’s turn to do a bit of tormenting. “Oh but Stede, you know how much I enjoy this part. You wouldn’t want me to rush and miss out on it, would you?” Ed added a pout to go along with his thick voice.
Stede dropped his head against the wall and groaned. “ Fuuuuuck. ”
Ed grinned, “Don’t play the game if you can’t take the consequences.” He crooked his finger again and Stede keened.
“Please, Ed,” Stede gasped. “Please, I need you, please put your cock in me.”
“Hmmm. Maybe I will, if you’re good for me.”
“Oh please, I’ll be so good for you,” Stede panted, then moaned as Ed pressed another finger in.
Ed pressed featherlight kisses along Stede’s jaw, “Hmmm, I believe you.”
Stede whimpered as Ed withdrew his fingers. Ed lined himself up and rested the head of his cock against Stede’s stretched hole.
“I think you’ve been patient enough,” he growled, low and husky.
Stede cried out as Ed drove himself into Stede up to the hilt. Stede’s arms tightened around Ed’s back, his knees pulling in and bringing Ed even closer.
“Oh fuck, you feel so good,” Stede gasped. “More, please more!”
Ed didn’t need to be told twice and immediately set a punishing rhythm, fucking Stede up against the wall ruthlessly and tirelessly.
Both men were reduced to gasps and whines, the ability to form words, let alone sentences, completely wiped from their brains. They’d been building up to this all day and they were already close to bursting before they even made it to the point of cock-in-arse.
“Stede, I’m gonna come soon,” Ed moaned.
“Me too, I’m so close,” Stede panted in response.
Ed felt an arm tighten around his shoulders as another trailed downwards before Stede wrapped his hand around himself. A few pumps and Stede went rigid, his knees forcing Ed even deeper as his hole clenched hard around Ed’s cock. Ed gasped and followed Stede over the edge, panting against his collarbone.
A few seconds later, when they’d both come back to their bodies, Stede groaned as he unwound his legs from Ed’s waist and placed them on the floor.
“Oh god, I did not account for my age in this plan,” he said through the huff of a laugh.
“Yeah, I’m gonna be feeling that in my knee for a while,” Ed replied with a grin.
They looked at each other for a beat before bursting out in laughter. Ed placed a fond kiss on Stede’s lips. “Let’s go to bed and hope we’re not too stiff in the morning.”
“Well, that depends on what kind of stiff you mean,” Stede smirked, cocking an eyebrow.
“Stede you are literally unstoppable,” Ed laughed, placing a smack on his arse as they hobbled over to their bed.
“Yeah, but you love it,” he replied.
“I do.”