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Wanda and Vision scrambled from the bath and dried themselves off. Both red in the face, naked bodies bumping into on another every so often. The red head had every thought running through he like a gun, almost laughing at what had happened.
Vision was quiet in his head, only a why did he come in again?!?! keeping him on his toes if Tony came in again.
Both waddled out looking in the hallway, and Tony was no where to be found. Both sighed and relaxed.
until he was there, and they both shitted bricks.
“You two! Talk! Now!”
They didn’t question and followed the voice down the left, into the living room. There sat a smirking Tony, who was reading the newspaper like a father from a sitcom. Without looking up and spoke
”Sit down.” He said, and both wet and recently clothed Wanda and Vision did so, sitting across from him on a couch two small for one person, making them look extra big.
“Victor…” Tony put down the paper. “Vision…” He folded it nicely on the table in the center of them. “Jarvis…”
”You middle name is Jarvis?” Wanda hissed quietly.
”Y-yes, very old, I know—“
”Shade!”
Both stood at attention. Tony stared at them both.
”How long?”
”uh…” Wanda spoke up. “none of your—“
”Ah!” Tony stopped her. “You were in my hottub, my bathroom—“
”Our bathroom, Tony.” Vision reminded.
”Yeah, that I pay for! I pay the water bill, Mr. Underwater Blowjob Wanter!”
Vision went beet read “We weren’t—!”
”Now, I ask again. How long, I found you guys about to pop a Vision Jr, so I get rights!” Tony crossed his arms, not mad but a bit irritated, but still having a smirk.
Both looked to one another, and Vision sighed. “Six months.”
”SIX MONTHS!” Tony jumped up, with a smile on his face. “You sly son of a bitch you! And you said you never find a girl!”
He ran off to the kitchen, with Vision in tail. “Tony wait—!”
”No waiting!” He was bringing out all the drinks he had, setting them on the counter. “Must tell the good news!”
”We want this to be a secret!”
”Yes yes, amongst us!”
“No Tony. Secret secret. You me and Wanda. Not until we say so.”
Tony stopped and gave a shrug. “Oh fine. BUT.” He handed Vision a shot and smiled. “We can have a party here.”