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Will sat, hjis aft asss smooched agaiunst the basement chair as the set up the wto man dnd game for him and mike. HE didnt know what else to do so he fell to the floor. And looked upo at mikeyt wikey. “A-are you… a dick dick loevr o-ror a chick chick lober?????…” He spoke softly
MIKE smqacked THE BOY ACROSS THE FACE!! hOW DASRE HESPEAK TO HIM
NLIKE THIS! thUS WAS NOT HOW HE WQS RAISED,. TNHSI WAS HORRID/.,
Will was is shock he nevrs saw miek so angry “sigh i-i-i- im sowrry i d-d-dotn want to hrut mikey but i nreow you loek, elevnm :(“
Mike gasped and pilled all the air out of the room . he chokedf on the alck of air before speaking “ I dint love el! nI……..I……….I……..ILOVE YPOOU WILL!!!!!”
Will was flabbergasted, he never knew shis mikey boo bear bestie babe baddie waddie woudl like him sbvk. “w-w-w-WHAT!!! But i thgi0oy you liked eleven, you even nelfgected me for her ugl- hersefl…………..;mkj”
mike n chicken could feel hot steamy boiling burning tears run down his face. ‘Wwwwwwiol, i never loved el, eve —every time i kissed her…… i pictured you baby girl”
“WHHATATA thy3n whye dih you alwszy choosdx her????????”
Mike dropped to his knees. “I-i-i-i-i-i- was addicted to hetronormatry bbbg, i menever loved straight ew cracker line people, i loved baguette gay quirky guys!!|
“WOOWAHAH I-I-II- WODJN HSBVFHBN CV S VBV V AAGAGYYYAGY GFAY FSDG. c–v-v-an i askd you soemhing alpha mikey…….” will blusherdf
MIKES mouth became a gapping sweaty droooly black hole! What could pomega sex toy will have to say toi him???”???? Hed already said so much. “Wwwwhat is it lovelsy gay man????”
William sighed “c-c-can cam i….bvm,c csm i k-k-k- iss you honey bunney booger babe??M”
MIKESX MOUTHH COLLA-SED SHUT, DSropping all the air he sucvked up before into the room. “YESS BABABY PLEASE JUMP ONTO MY FACE AND SUCK ON IT”
Will lebaed in and clashcsed onto mixhoalelos chapped soft plump lips. They kissed bery sloppy anmd lpfs of spiy will giiglef and mid-ike garvebf jis juicy ass.
MIECHEAL SLURPED UP THE SPIT REMAINING ON THEIR FACES, HIS HAND GIVING A LARGE HARD LO0NMG SQUUUEEEZE TO NTHE JUICYT FAT PEICE OF CAKE IN FRONT OF HIM.
SUSSERNY; therewe a loyd bang. “YOURE A FAGG YOU LIE JUST LIKE APPAPA” eleven screams after throwing the door open because it wssd knot open 2 ocnhes
mIKE WATCHES IN DREAD AS SHE SHOVES HER HJAND OUT TOWARDS THEM, HIS OWN HAND STILLL SHOVED INBETWEEB THE JUICEY cheeks of wills ass. “NOOOO ELK I CAN UGGGGGHHHH”
Ev;evem scradms and sticks her long scragg;y fingers out, but nothing happens. She cries and starts spontasily shitting all over the room. This cuases rhe ground to rumble and suddenly theres a clock….. What clock???
Mike starts fotnite dancing in the shit, doing the pennywise dancy ormage jusitce “HAHHQHAHHAHAH NOE IM A FAGORONI AND YOPU VCANT DO ANYTHI_” The tikcy tick in th e back jilted him so much he fell on his ass.
Will cried “IS GHE FLORO OKAY????” when then there was a shatter between rtheb ground and this ugly mf appears llooking liek he just came out of a mcdoanlds and the priem time of 6pm. “Im here to kill you willy billy.”
Wwill shakes, his ass shaking so much it makes the house shiver. “Bb-bb-b- but whyyyy :(((( u-u”
Mike screamed 6the most earth shattering thing. “NOOO WHY RE YOU {PAPPA YOU UGLY DUMB BUBBLE GUM SPLISH SPLASGH I WAS TAKING ABTH MOTHERFUKCER? HAHA NO SKIN>” he continued his orange justice dance.
Vecna daddy discord mod sees will and mike, mikes hand back aon wilburs juicy rack, his mouth watters. “You have rorm for one ,more UWU”
“Yesssir vecndaddy, cmon join the homoerotic fratboy misshaps in gasy activitiesd you pussy poopping poride month queen!!” mike yells to him, smile stretchged whide across his face.
Number watches ad her biyfirned her brother and that uglt mf all be gay she cries “N-N-NO YOU LIEFDDD YOU LEOD YOU GAY I HATE GSWY PEIPKE YORE DISCOUSITNG I HOPE UOU GET STCUL ON YHE UPASIW DOWN TYOU FAGGET BITCH”
Vecna coochie mnommy miljkers paused from the spot where his hand was in mikes hair. “No you lie!!!!!!!!!! You ling lying pants on fire cheating bicth!! You ga7y too! Yyou kissed max lastr week!!!! Faggoriooni!!!”
Miek and will gasped. “Wow i sewe you afre nothing but a brat go suck maxs toes otyu bald mf yohu look liek you ferlerl asleep in isle tree lookihm for cinnamin pop tarts ugly ahh hoe” moke layghs.
‘Yeah~!~ nwn” Vecna chimes in “Mr clean daddy darko looking gay ass. Go smoochie wooochie
coochie loooochi boocjhie maxxi pad!!! Hbo max”
“Whats hbo max???” quill asks. Miek rubs vecnas slimy chest. “We dont need women, go be bgvsay me and wi,l,l are gonna get oregnat and have five kids and you no nuh uh L”
Vecna “LOL z=xD” “w-whats hbo max???” will asks.
E;ll c5ruided ike a poopy diaper baby . IM GONNA RUN OFF TO MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I DONT NEED YOU FAGGGGGY RAGGY HOMOS AAROUND ME ILL LIVE BY MYSELF WITH HBO MAX AND WE”LLLIVE IN NA COTTAGE QAND ADOPT CATS!!” wil silently pleaded in te corner. “Whats hbo max???”
Miek flipped her oof and rubbed bgsi tongue against wills neckkef. “P—ples please whats hbo max please god…” will shook.
MIke passed out on wills chest and el ran out b6the door and vecna faded away. In The faint light of the setting sun, one could see will, knees up to his chest,m rocking back and forth infront of a window crying silently. “Whats hbo max…..whats hbomax. Whats HBO MAX!!!???!?!?”