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No one has heard from the Nerd in months and the public has noticed the disappearance of Japan's current favorite hero, All Might's successor.
I was just making my rounds on one of my blocks when I had a little boy run up to me asking me for an autograph.
"Mr. Dynamight sir?" The boy hesitated after I gave him his book back, I nodded letting him know I was listening. At fucking 23 years old I have gotten a lot better at being child friendly.
"Mr. Dynamight I know you don't really like Deku but is he okay? He used to run by my school every week but no one has seen him in forever. Is he okay?" The little boy was near tears and I squatted down and gave the kid a smile.
"Want in on a little secret?" I kept my voice down and held a finger over my lips like it was top secret and not something I was pulling out of my ass. The kid nodded extremely fast, the look of excitement in his eyes replacing his worry.
"You see Deku is working undercover at the moment somewhere in Europe. He is still out there being a hero, he is just trying to get some really big bad guys." I whispered and the kid's face lit up like festival fireworks. "Shh, you can't tell anyone though," I reminded him and he promised before running back over to his mother. Okay, maybe I have a soft spot for kids. Sue me.
I have no idea where Deku is but if that little white lie gives the kid some kind of peace then so be it. I grinned, waving back before continuing on my patrol. I sent a message in the old class chat so everyone would be on the same page.
Dynamight: If anyone asks about Deku, tell the kids he is working undercover in Europe.
Uravity: Is he really?
Dynamight: How the fuck am I supposed to know? I'm just tired of kids crying on me.
Cellophane: At least you're nice to kids.
Chargezuma: But I want him to be nice to me!
Dynamight: Have I killed either of you yet?
Cellophane: I'll take it.
Chargezuma: I don't know yet.
Shoto: How are you a hero again?
Dynamight: I still haven't figured out how he got into UA all those years ago.
Chargezuma: HEY!
Dynamight: I'm on patrol, I just didn't want another kid crying on me. So stick to the story.
Everyone agreed, even fucking glasses. At least he chilled on all the fucking rules but I think that was only because he was thrown undercover and he nearly ended up getting people killed because of his dumbass. Good thing Shitty Hair was there with him.
I put my phone back in it's pocket and kept walking. There really wasn't too much going on today in fact I had a bunch of kids running up to me asking the same thing. In the matter of hours I got a notification from hero news that Deku was working undercover somewhere in Europe and rolled my eyes. It wasn't unusual for a villain to use a kid to get information and certainly not the media but at least our old class knew the truth.
If Deku was really there he could have stopped it using the class chat, he saw the notifications and everything that was said between us. I could see the icon showing that much. It is probably some kind of security breach to send information this way but we don't send any real intel this way, only things that we are willing to let the public know.
By the time I was done filling out my daily paperwork and I was ready to sign out for the day was when Eraserhead walked in the front door. I almost ignored him but he saw me and the fucking caterpillar made a fucking beeline straight for me.
"Didn't you fucking retire old man?" I grumbled while handing my paperwork to the receptionist.
"I tried but they keep losing the paperwork," he grumbled and I snorted at his obvious lie.
"What do you want now? You only show up when someone makes you," I rolled my eyes and he let out a sigh.
"Someone made me. You need to follow me, don't clock out yet." He answered and I grumbled but followed him to the elevator. Most of us worked for the same hero agency, there were a few who worked in other parts of Japan but usually we stay with this agency and just transfer locations when we get bored of our route but we usually come back in a few months.
I was grabbed by All Might when I walked into the room and squeezed half to death by the walking skeleton that is still my hero.
"Young Bakugo! I'm so glad you accepted! Deku will be thrilled when he finds out you said yes!" All Might smiled and I am just so fucking confused.
"I haven't told him yet, All Might." Eraserhead groaned and I just looked back and forth between the two and waited, already knowing that Eraserhead will just draw whatever this is out more if I lose my cool and All Might will just keep stumbling over apologies if I get angry.
"Oh, but-" All Might didn't know what else to say so I just let out a groan.
"What does the Nerd need me to do now?" Last time this happened was because Deku left so fast that he couldn't even tell Aunty goodbye and All Might was too afraid to face his wife with that information alone. Of course he married Aunty, Deku was both of their whole worlds, it only made sense.
It was Eraserhead who answered, "He is undercover, not in Europe but nice thinking on your part, and he needs a partner. It was supposed to end months ago but it keeps getting dragged out longer. As you know when undercover you have to have a partner if it lasts for more than a month. It's been five." I blinked, that's a large extension.
"You want me to be his partner?" I asked confused, I mean we get along okay now but I wouldn't call us friends. More like I was trying to keep myself from dragging his fucking hot as hell ripped ass to my bed just so I can call him Daddy. So the result was we are awkward as fuck around each other but at least we don't fight anymore, even though the sexual tension only seemed to raise each time we see each other.
"Yes, you have all the necessary training and background for this mission. We can put you on a plane in less than an hour. The mission should have ended months ago so we don't really have a time frame for you. It could be over before you even land or you could end up being there for a year or longer." Eraserhead sat down behind the desk and waited, a stack of paperwork sitting at the ready.
You know what? Fuck it, why not? The Hag has been nagging me about fucking grandkids again and Aunty is almost just as bad now that Deku isn't around for her to ask. And dear All Might I need a break from all of the Extras trying to hang out all the damn time.
"Okay, can you take care of the things like my mail and other bullshit?" I asked turning to All Might who wrapped me in another hug. "Don't get too excited, you still get to tell the Hag and dad." I watched him let out a sigh of relief. Yeah my parents are not nearly as scary as Aunty.
It was a whirlwind of activity until I was on a private jet and making my way to America. Go figure Deku would be in the United States. He would want to follow All Might's footsteps and he spent a fair amount of time there.
I landed in Los Angeles, California and pulled out my phone and pulled up his contact info and sent a message.
Kacchan: I'm at the airport. Where are you?
It didn't take long before I found out he was in the lobby and I took my carry on bag and made my way through airport security and saw the fucking hunk that was my partner standing there in a pair of worn out blue jeans a black muscle shirt and a zip up red hoodie. His green hair, just as wild as ever, now had an undercut.
"Fuck," I mumbled before trying to shake thought from my head and walking over to him.
"Lead the way, Nerd." I say in perfect English and I see him smile before he takes my bag and puts it over his shoulder walking away.
"This way Kacchan~," I swear he purred and I followed his fine ass out into a smog filled city. I looked around seeing all the sights as we drove past them and it wasn't long before we pulled up to what I can only describe as a beat up old shack.
"Home sweet home," I heard him mumble before getting out and grabbing my bag for me and then before I could blink let alone unbuckle my seat belt he had opened my door. I raised an eyebrow confused but I didn't make a fuss, I don't know if we are being watched already or not.
I followed him into the shack and was pleasantly surprised to find actual living conditions inside. I let out a sigh when I saw a bed and couch on the open floor plan of the place. I saw two doors, not including the one we came in from, one was probably a bathroom and the other seemed to lead outside from the kitchen area. I watched Deku slip his shoes off and when he looked at me he held a finger in front of his lips before silently putting my bag to the side. I mimicked him and when he silently walked around the corner I followed only to hear a crash and I ran the last two steps to see Deku on top of a vaguely familiar looking woman with pink hair and target eyes.
"For fucks sake what have I told you about breaking in? What would have happened if I had a client instead of Kacchan with me?" Deku growled at her before letting her go. Damn, Deku got less family friendly in the last few months. And it is hot.
"Relax, like anyone can break into one of my babies." The girl smiled, dusting herself off and then running over to me. "Now as for your role in the assignment!" I felt very uncomfortable all of the sudden.
"Mei, he hasn't even been briefed on the mission yet." Deku groaned before going over to the fridge and pulling out a couple bottles of water.
"WHAT!? He doesn't know that-" Deku shoved an apple from the counter into her mouth effectively gagging her.
"If you would shut up I would be able to tell him," he rolled his eyes before going back to the front door.
I mean should I even say anything? I'm so far lost I'm not really sure what I can say, let alone what I should say.
"Mei leave, I'll see you tomorrow and you can do your thing then," Deku called from around the corner.
"First," she turned to me, "I need a sample of your sweat to analyze for the mission!" Her eyes looked more like stars than targets at the moment.
"Uh," I hesitated.
"Just give her a small amount I'll never get her to leave otherwise," Deku called as if he could see everything going on. She handed me a small glass vial and I filled out about half way before she hopped away happily. Ignoring my warnings that it would explode if she knocked it around too much.
I heard the door slam and some beeping noises before Deku came back and went back to the fridge. Looking at the mostly empty contents.
"Sorry, they didn't tell me they were sending me an actual partner until about an hour before your plane landed. I mean what if I was on a job?" Deku grumbled some more and if I'm honest the negativity was both a concern as well as a turn on.
"Are you hungry? I could order take out or if you would rather rest you can sleep while I get some ground work going for your role? We can talk about the mission after you're comfortable," Deku said, closing the fridge door and finding a bag of bread before smiling and pulling out some sandwich meat and sliced cheese.
"If I'm honest right now I'm just horny, but it is what it is." I smirked expecting him to freak out or blush crazy red but instead he let out a sigh and put the food back away.
"Thank All Might, I've been so pint up the last few months I haven't even had a couple hours to hook up with anyone. At least back in Japan I could just call a friend but here I've been all alone." He turned my way before taking off the hoodie and freezing in his tracks. "Unless you're into girls?" My eyes widened and I quickly shook my head no and he continued to strip his clothes in front of me.
"Wait, you sleep with your friends?" I was a little worried that I would put him off but he didn't seem to actually care.
"Umm, Todoroki a few times and Shinso a time or two. Does that matter?" He shrugged off his shirt before looking at me, I shook my head no.
Is he actually planning on sleeping with me? I pulled off my light jacket more than hoping that he wasn't going to back down and when he turned showing me his amazing, tightly toned muscles I froze, drinking in the sight. I barely registered the smirk on his own face before he started helping me undress.
Once my shirt was over my head his mouth took mine and I couldn't get my pants off fast enough. He was gentle but not nearly as much as I was expecting, he liked hearing my moans and anytime I would try to hold them back he would get rougher. I held back more than once enjoying his frustrations and roughness.
He grabbed some lube and while he was sucking on my dick he put a lot on me, both me and himself. He had me moaning out his name, the world in general ending outside of the room as he blew my world. I came down his throat and I felt him swallow, refusing to let me go until he was sure I wasn’t going to go soft again. He kissed and bit into me letting me ride out my orgasm while he marked me as his before he pulled away just to line up and push himself in, making our moans fill the room again. We switched a few times but it was easy to see that he preferred to top.
“Deku just fucking top me, I like to top sure but I like to bottom more.” I was out of breath but the moment the words were out of my mouth he rolled us over and pushed back into me. We did switch a few more times but he was overwhelmingly on top more than not. Or when I was on top I was riding him which he seemed to enjoy just as much. It was dark outside, maybe even the middle of the night before we were both satisfied and just laying in each other's arms.
I don't know what the fuck happened in the last few months, or years, to make Deku this open to sex but fuck, that was fucking amazing. I was laying there panting thinking of the last several hours only to hear him chuckling, making me look up at him again, still trying to control my breathing. He looked amused but at the same time actually happy.
"I knew sex with Kacchan would be so much better than anyone else. You're amazing, like always." His voice was low and if I didn't know better I would say that he was probably hard again. Maybe I don't know better. Somehow I'm hard and I am only too willing.
"This isn't how I imagined getting you into my bed," my own chuckles joining him.
"Oh you've imagined?" He asked leaning forward so close that all I really had to do was move my lips to kiss him.
"Mmm, thought you hated me. So I've just kept it to my imagination. You far exceeded all of them by the way. That was way better than I thought it would be." I smiled before letting my lips reach his enjoying his body pressed against mine.
He pulled away for just a moment to ask, "Again?" I grinned and pulled him close again and he was pushing back into my ass making my nails claw into his back as he made the kind of love to me that had me screaming out in bliss.
***
We passed out shortly after finishing and it wasn't long before Deku's alarm started going off waking us up again. I groaned and I saw Deku turn to me grinning before he looked at the clock again. I guess that means we don't have a lot of time left. He helped me into the bathroom and he was more than helpful washing not only my back but everywhere else too, very thoroughly.
We walked out of the bathroom and with nothing but a towel on his head he went back into the kitchen. I mean fuck, when did he get so confident? He is literally walking around naked just drying his hair. I followed him, putting my towel around my waist as I did.
"So the mission is an undercover op at a popular night club. I dance there and I am one of the favorites of the club. Yes I am a stripper, but I couldn't exactly be a hit man or something." Deku rolled his eyes when he saw the way I was looking at him.
"It also makes getting information both easy and difficult. I know a bunch of crap but they can't make a move without viable intel. That is where you come in, you are the eyes and ears. My handler if you will. You are going to book my shows and talk to the clients, originally I was going to suggest you join me on stage but I think those marks I left are going to be a dead give away." I saw him bite his lip as he looked me up and down and when I actually looked down at myself I saw what he was talking about. I was nearly covered in light hickeys and love bites, I looked up, glaring at him.
"Besides, if this mission lasted much longer I probably would have given in and found a one night stand, I mean how long did they really think I was going to be able to work alone? I mean really? I'm gay and Mei is asexual and completely uninterested. It's really not fair." I listened to him grumble some more before pulling out a pan, some oil and a carton of eggs.
I watched as the sexy man that just spent the night making my world explode in fireworks made us breakfast. You know what, if he can be this casual about it so can I. Right?
I walked up behind him and let my hands rest on his naked hips and gently kissed the back of his neck. He froze for a moment and I felt his whole body tense under my touch.
"Mmm, it's been a while for me too. No one was catching my interest and I was starting to get really fucking pissy. Even Kirishima offered when I snapped at him for just breathing. He wasn't even really doing anything but still." I mumbled enjoying the taste of his skin as I kissed him.
"Todoroki was just as bad before I left, it's one of the reasons I took the job. I was hoping that some time away would help me relax. It's not like we were dating or anything, just hooking up whenever we needed to relax. It was safer than strangers." Deku mumbled, his breath shuddering while I kept my attention on his sweet body, nibbling as I went.
"So this is just us hooking up?" I asked, I was only mildly concerned. I mean it's not like I didn't just use him for the same reason.
"If that's what you want. But if you want more than we need to finish this mission soon," he let out a small moan when I gave him a light bite, careful not to leave a mark.
"Then we better finish the mission, what exactly are we trying to find out? How long before I can feel your arms around me again?" I whispered and he answered almost too quickly.
"Eat and my arms will carry you back to bed," he hissed. My eyes traveled down his body and I was able to see exactly what my words and attention did to him. He was hard, very hard.
He handed me a plate with three eggs on it. I smiled and took three bites, each one taking a whole egg. When I swallowed the last one he picked me up and carried me the few feet back to the bed, turning the stove off as an afterthought before our lips met in hungry kisses.
I did find out that his "boss" and a few "coworkers" did know where he lived and not on the hero side of things either. The club knew where he lived and a few other dancers knew where he was, one a girl with green hair and golden eyes just walked inside not even bothering to knock while Deku and I were screaming out our orgasms.
She didn't even look mildly surprised only lecturing him about picking sex partners that wouldn't leave marks. I was confused until she pointed out the scratch marks on his back and the beginnings of a hickey on the back of his neck.
"At least you have good taste, I mean fuck where in the hell did you find this fine ass man?" She asked, why isn't she fucking leaving? I mean come on! She just stopped and decided to watch and the way she was looking at me made me feel like a piece of meat and nothing more.
"Liz, I was enjoying myself. Weren't you the one that was just complaining yesterday that all I did was work?" Deku groaned but he stayed right where he was, on top of me, very slowly going in and out keeping himself hard while he tried to focus on both the conversation and me.
"I don't like to be watched," I tried to sound pissed but it came out as a moan when he slid himself firmly back inside and stayed there.
"You want to stop?" Deku asked, giving me a look that seemed to say it all. I can't lash out, I can either keep going and gather some general info about the way things work or we could stop and I'll have to learn the less pleasant way.
"Never," I moaned, only for him to reward me by biting my neck hard while he thrusted in and out some more.
"Damn, you have him whipped already? Tell me your secrets," Liz whined just as Deku found a particularly sensitive place making me scream out.
"Maybe if you turn into him I'll give you a first hand experience," Deku chuckled while he controlled himself. Fuck I don't want him to control himself.
"More~" I moaned and his lips collided with mine, making me both breathless and starving at the same time. I felt him leaving marks all up and down my body and I don't even mind, not in the slightest.
I was able to hear a lot actually even with Deku blowing my mind but the most important thing I learned was that this was considered normal here. At least at the club they worked at. I found out Liz was a bartender and she was generally the one that kept Deku safe from the bottom of the barrel kind of clients. Although I also learned that she only did it because she liked him, not realizing that he was gay.
"Why didn't you tell me you were gay? I was all but throwing my breast in your face," she sounded embarrassed but when I looked at her face she just looked disappointed, nothing more.
"You know I'm a foreigner, for all I knew that was just considered normal here." Deku shrugged and grabbed one of the towels we had on earlier. He wrapped it around his waist before climbing out of bed, I'm barely awake and he is getting ready like this was an everyday thing.
"Hmm, if only." She grumbled but she just sat on the couch waiting. She even lifted an eyebrow as if expecting me to jump up and leave. I just laid there, even after Deku started putting clothes on, after he cleaned up some more in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to even try getting up right now.
"I'll see you tonight," Deku smiled down at me before sitting and leaning down enough to kiss me. "Once your jet lag isn't quite so bad I'll take you to the club with me. It's called 'The Hero's Rose' but just stay here, I'll be back in a couple hours." Deku deepened the kiss and I was more than willing to return it, only slightly hoping that he would strip and crawl back into bed with me again.
He let out a chuckle, "I'll be back tonight." His words sent shivers down my very soul, yeah okay maybe I wanted more than just a one night stand.
"Are you saying that you're not going to keep me up tonight too?" I teased only to get another kiss.
"Only if you want me too," he lifted an eyebrow at me and I couldn't help the smirk that covered my face.
"Oh, I do." He let me deepen the kiss thanks to me saying those words before he pulled away and I actually whined a little making him chuckle. I watched his eyes practically stripping me of the sheet and devouring me but he kept his hands to himself.
Fuck.
"I'll be home in just a couple hours, my shift doesn't start until later tonight. I'll pick up some food on my way back and we can enjoy ourselves until then," I bit my lip and watched him lick his lips before I fell back on the bed. So much for him keeping me up, if he is working tonight then that means he won't be making me scream his name again.
I heard Liz stumble over questions asking what the hell he meant, she was even more shocked at the fact that I wasn't a one night stand.
"You're going to just let him stay here? Do you actually know him? What if he robs you blind?" She was trying to get Deku to kick me out but Deku just smiled.
"Why would my husband try to steal anything from me?" I refused to react to his words. Nope I won't, the idea that Deku just called me his husband was a massive turn on and it was taking a lot of will power just to stay silent.
"YOUR HUSBAND?" She screeched, making me wince.
"Would you mind getting the fuck out? I would like a nap while he gets his shit done. I want to be awake later," I wink at him and watch him smile before he winked back and blew me a kiss pulling her out of the little shack.
I laid there letting my mind go over everything that I just learned. So no one knew he was gay but everyone wanted a piece of him and now I am going to be targeted because it won't take long before word gets out that he is already taken and he has zero interest in anyone else.
I was also able to find out why this mission was so important. The woman we were after had a quirk that literally could make anyone see their death and how to avoid it. She was the center of the whole organization, without her the whole thing would fall apart, but at the same time there were no actual crimes listed for her.
Odd.
***
I spent the day getting familiar with GPS maps and the road ways on how to get to the club and I did actually get to sleep some and I just finished getting dressed when Deku arrived and I let him take a little frustration out while I was on my knees in front of him.
Fuck I can get used to this, amazing and frequent sex? Yes please.
We ate our food and he gave me a much more thorough explanation on the mission as a whole. We basically needed to know an actual location on where this lady was and then the mission was over. He helped me go over my role and how I was supposed to play into it. Jealous and slightly controlling husband but not in a bad way. Just overly concerned with his health and safety. That should be easy.
We finished eating and he made me scream my throat raw, thrusting into my most sensitive place, note to self; he likes being welcomed home with a blowjob. We got cleaned up and ready for our first night at the club.
***
Everyone was so fake nice I wanted to hurt someone but I controlled myself. Liz had made sure that word had gotten around that Bunny's husband was coming in tonight and I have never felt so much hatred before in my life, the fact they were smiling while plotting my death was terrifying.
I played my role well and during his breaks he came over to see me and check up on me often. I had made sure to do my role justice, between being overly concerned with my man getting so close to both the women and men in the club and people like Liz and a few other dancers giggled and tried to calm me down. I managed to get a lot of information this way actually.
"So you're from Japan too? Why didn't Bunny ever mention you before?" One of the dancers whined and she looked genuinely upset, but not at me?
I shrugged and turned to the man in question as he walked towards us and pouted, "You haven't even mentioned me? The whole time you were here? It's been months, did someone else catch your eye?" I let some of my real concern show through making the ladies I was standing with coo and reassure me that 'Bunny' hasn't so much as looked at another person, male or female.
"How could I look at anyone else when I already have the perfect man?" He asked before gently pulling me into his arms and he gave me a small sweet kiss. My heart melted and it didn't take a rocket scientist to see what he was doing to either my body or my heart.
"I wish I had such a loyal man," The one that introduced herself as Butterfly, whined while aweing over us. There were several that agreed with her and they slowly dropped their defenses over the next several days.
It's been three weeks since I arrived and I was finally feeling settled in and I was now doing sets myself thanks to private lessons from Deku. When we arrived at the club, I greeted the bouncer like an old friend and it was generally known that those that tried to hurt me were broken by 'Bunny' himself. Usually a finger or two but there was one guy that had tried to spike my drink and Deku managed to shatter his arm while kicking him out. Who needs a bouncer when you have a perfectly capable spouse? Hell the bouncer enjoyed watching Deku kick people out more than the actual shows themselves, either female or male.
I learned a lot not only about the area but the people here. They were nice and even though there were a large number of dancers, I'm pretty sure Deku and I were the only ones that weren't prostitutes as well. They didn't seem to show any ill will against either Deku or I though.
I had to get used to calling Deku, Bunny, it was odd but that is his stage name here and our roles were pretty specific that I was the one that picked his name. I vaguely remember calling him that once or twice as kids before I started calling him Deku but it is what it is.
It was late and the club was getting ready to close when someone was standing next to me watching my 'husband' dance to the techno music beating and flashing lights behind him. At this point most of his clothes were gone and he was only wearing a headband with green bunny ears that blended with his hair and a pair of tight black boxer briefs with a green fuzzy bunny tail pinned to it. Otherwise it was anyone's guess where his clothes went and he was covered in sweat and alcohol from people, ladies, trying to give him a drink, not like I was much much better but instead of a bunny, mine was a cat’s. My stage name was Kat and Bunny knew exactly how to make me purr.
Fuck he looked good too, his hot and sexy abs glistened in the flashing lights of the club and I had to blink several times when I saw what looked like a very much older rich lady stuffing a wad of cash into his waistband.
"You are holding up really well considering," the man next to me mumbled and I snorted in amusement.
"I don't see how, it's taking everything I have not to drag him back home as soon as we get here." That was the honest truth too, watching the way his body moved was just down right mind-blowing and he was more than willing to give me private shows in our shack. That is the point we have gotten too, everything is ours not his or mine. It is ours.
"No really, most of the time when one of my dancers brings a boyfriend or date or whatever they get all possessive and try to make them leave, contract or not." The guy took a drink of his whiskey and I just rolled my eyes. I already knew who this guy was and I also know that he is currently trying to get 'Bunny' to sign a two year contract with the club. I also heard him asking around about me. No, not no fucking two years.
"I trust my husband more than anyone or anything else in the world," I answered watching him dance on the pole before sliding down it and locking eyes with me.
"That's a lot of trust for such a young couple," he chuckled, taking a drink from his glass before he seemed to think better of it and putting it back down again. "That or it's extremely little trust in the rest of the world."
"Both, I learned early that the world is full of all kinds of villains." I answered the way I was supposed to, for my role.
"That's right your quirk isn't really able to be controlled is it? Explosions going off randomly must be very dangerous." I looked at him like he was stupid. Of course explosions are dangerous, we were going to go with me being quirkless but I had gotten a little too excited one day when Liz let herself in and she saw my quirk go off.
I looked at Deku's arm, the one covered in scars and pretended to ignore him. Amazing how Deku managed to fit our roles to match our physical appearance so well.
"Awe, of course you already know that. I heard that Bunny was in the hospital for a long time. It's amazing that he is even able to use his right arm at all. You two's story reminds me of my niece, her quirk doesn't do any physical damage like yours does but she shows people things they are better off not knowing." He took another drink before putting it on the bar and when we were left alone again he gave me a sideways look.
"Case in point, she showed me dying from one of your explosions in two months if I don't give you what you two want." I lifted an eyebrow at him and he nodded sadly.
"Oh I know, it really didn't take that long to figure out. I'm ashamed it took this long if I'm honest. Dynamight, I'll go willingly and my niece has agreed to turn herself in and have her quirk removed permanently. We are family and we look out for each other. Dynamight and Deku, I hope that I never meet the fate I saw if we ever somehow end up on opposite sides again." He held out a hand and I took it, getting Deku's attention. We both know that this man's quirk was to create deals, he just bound himself to turn his niece over to us and Deku only saw the handshake.
He turned to see Deku watching us and motioned him over as well before getting up and walking towards his office. I met Deku's eyes and we followed him.
***
By the time all the paperwork was done we found out that if he hadn't come to me when he did then he would have not only killed himself but most of his dancers and his niece. They all would have died when I exploded from finding Deku's dead body in a couple of months.
That is a lot to take in. We would have all died if he didn't come to me when he did.
Deku and I finally made our way back home and when we got off the plane I just wasn't sure how I should behave with him anymore.
I love him, I have said it countless times. Both while screaming in ecstasy and while we were playing our parts as a head over heels couple gently doting on each other. But I have never said it myself, as Dynamight, as Bakugo, as Kacchan… We stood there in the airport terminal with our bags at our feet as we tried to figure out what to say or do next.
I could see the war raging on in his head, he knew what the club owner saw, he saw how I reacted to finding him dead and as a hero I can't be that way. But as a human can I actually be any other way?
"Deku?" I see him look up, hope clear in his eyes. I let out the breath I didn't realize I was holding. "Let's go home. My apartment is closer and we can sort out everything else later. Right now, I just want my husband to hold me and cuddle."
I saw his smile grow and he wrapped his arms around me and my own went around his shoulders. We will face hell from all the reporters when we come out with us being together but you know what? Fuck it.
"I love you Deku," I whispered and he pulled away enough to kiss me. It wasn't all that deep or crazy but I got the message clearly.
"Let's go home Kacchan," he smiled before twirling me around and putting me down. I'm so glad we had a private jet and were given these few peaceful moments before we picked up our bags and went, while still holding hands, we made our way to the lobby where All Might and a very pissed off Eraserhead was waiting for us. I wonder why they are so worked up?
"We're home!" Deku sang out, not letting go of my hand. We followed All Might who was so happy he was practically vibrating. He was so loud talking to Deku that when I let go of his hand to push my hair out of my face I frowned, ignoring him, I really need a haircut. Before I held his hand again as if it was the most normal thing in the world and after the last month of us being all touchy feely and just generally loving it really is normal. Just holding hands, because we are together.
"You boys had better have a damn good reason for that shitty paperwork that was turned into our office." Eraserhead was fuming and I now understand what his problem was.
"Well the girl with the quirk saw herself and her Uncle dying and the only way to avoid their own deaths was to turn themselves in." I shrugged not making eye contact. We both knew what the paperwork said, we also knew what was not in the paperwork. Shit neither of us wanted to know.
How we would have died if they didn't. How Deku was supposed to be murdered and defiled only for me to find him and his attacker. The club owner made sure to remember the man from the vision and they found his dead body the day before they turned themselves in. Apparently he died from an overdose, a drug addict but the strange thing was that there were no other signs of drugs being in his system before then. All coincidentally before we could find him and look into other supposed murders with similar setups and circumstances.
I have a very real suspicion that we may never know the truth behind that one. At least not with proof.
"But how? How would they have died if they didn't turn themselves in?" Eraserhead was fuming and I could feel his eyes going to our interlocked hands again and again and he was even rubbing at his eyes now and then.
"Some things are better off not known," Deku whispered and I squeezed his hand.
"We'll deal with it when the time comes, until then let's just go celebrate. We are finally home and the extras are blowing up our phones wanting to know when we can have the party." I pretended to grumble and Deku laughed, his beautiful laugh. I could hear Eraserhead grumbling and All Might trying to calm him down but all I really wanted to hear was Deku.
When his laughter ended he turned to look at me only to find me staring at him. I pulled him in for a small peck on the lips and Deku's giggles rang through the now eerie silence we were now blanketed with. I don't care though, I love him. The fact that Eraserhead looked like he was about to pass out or the fact that All Might looked like he just won the lottery be damned. I don't fucking care.
I pulled out my phone and pulled up the class chat.
Dynamight: Tomorrow you can have your damn party. Leave us alone today.
Red Riot: Midoriya actually convinced you? Yeeesssssssss!
Pinky: I knew I could trust him!
Chargezuma: Finally a party where I don't have to worry about dying!
Uravity: You guys are so dramatic.
Deku: Actually it was Kacchan's idea. I didn't convince him of anything.
Pinky: WHAT!?!?!
Dynamight: I hate all of you extras.
Deku: 🥺
Dynamight: You're right next to me nerd.
Deku: 🥺🥺🥺
Dynamight: You're not an extra, Bunny.
I smiled looking up at my lover and I finally saw him turning red.
"All the shit we have been through over the last month and THAT is what makes you blush? You have got to be kidding me! That was literally your code name this whole time. Your entire identity!" I was pretty much yelling and all I could hear over my laughter was him yelling at me to shut up while All Might and Eraserhead watched, confused.
"Um, my boy," we looked up, me still laughing, to look at our hero. "What exactly happened over the last month, between you two?"
Suddenly I felt very afraid for my own well being and Deku quickly stepped in front of me blocking me from All Might. I have the very real idea that I almost got sent to the moon, very painfully.
"More than expected, much more than I hoped." Deku smiled while standing between us.
"What does that mean?" Eraserhead asked, pulling out his phone. Shit, wait does he still have access to the old group chat? I mean it's not like he was ever really active in it back when we were in school. I saw his eyes go wide before he looked back at me, shit he does still have access. "That was the name you went by this whole time?" He looked shocked and I was still laughing like crazy.
"It means we are going home now. We'll see you both tomorrow at the office, probably after noon." Deku answered, pronto ignoring his question before hailing a cab and we got in. Leaving what was supposed to be our ride home behind at the airport. Nope I got one am not dealing with that shit. No thank you.
When we were finally out of sight of the airport we both took a deep breath and relaxed. We made our way home and when I unlocked my door we kicked off our shoes and I locked the door behind us, simply throwing our bags into the living room before taking his hand and leading him to OUR bedroom.
I honestly don't care which apartment we stay in so long as we are together. Early in the morning we are going up to fill out the forms for our marriage license but for now...
"Izu~" I purred and saw his eyes darken as lust took over. I jumped up and he easily caught me before I pointed to the bedroom and he carried me there.
He helped me strip while somehow not dropping me and our mouths found each other before he let us fall onto my bed, our clothes thrown every which way, we were far more concerned with how quickly we could reach each other than cleaning up.
As many times as we have had mind-blowing sex this is the first time it was both just as ourselves and with us having expectations for a future together and that was soul shattering.
***
It's been almost a year now since we got married and almost no one has noticed that our mailbox just says; Yagi on it. But I don't care, it's surprising how many people still don't know that we are even together, forget about actually getting married, their dumbasses just never asked and we didn't have an actual ceremony or anything.
Kirishima has been begging for me to hang out with 'our' squad and Deku has insisted that I go and have some fun. So here I am waiting in the usual gaming cafe waiting for my dumbass friends to arrive only to see Kiri and the rest of them come in with another girl? Now I'm confused, Kiri got married a couple months ago to Icyhot and Sero and Mina got married when they were 20, Kami and the brainwasher were still doing the whole dating and hand holding thing so who in the fuckery is this?
"Over here extras," I called out and saw them light up excited that not only was I already here but already set up. I take the fucking longest because I don't deal with bullshit. If I'm going to do something I'm going to do it right.
Everyone took their places and the girl that came in with them was introduced as Lucy or some shit and I shrugged. "You're still going to lose blondie."
"But you're blond too!" She huffed but she sat down next to me and I saw her set up very similarly to me, at least she knows how to fucking play.
We ran our drills and in-between ordering coffee, cocoa and pastries we managed to wipe the floor with the people not in our party and I have to hand it to blondie, she isn't so bad. By the time we were done even I was laughing and we were all shutting down and logging out.
"Maybe you can join us next time, you're not half bad." I tell her, holding out a hand and see her grin before taking it.
"Sure but be careful not to fall in love with me, my boyfriend is a fire breathing lizard." She giggled and I laughed a deep laugh that actually shook me and scared my squad fucking shitless.
"No worries there, I'm about as gay as they come." I kept laughing and we traded phone numbers. "Remember I'm the egotistical asshole, make sure to put that in your contacts correctly." I watched her grow red and whine about me never letting that go.
"Nope never," I look up at the clock and see how late it actually is. "What the fuck Shitty Hair I told you I couldn't stay after 8!" I started grabbing my shit and throwing it in my bag before looking for my phone only to see a single text.
Deku: You must be having fun, I'm glad. Don't worry about tonight, I know you don't really get to hang out with your friends often. I'll see you soon!
"Shit!" I hit the call button and listened to it ring while I finished paying for my shit and tossing my bag over my shoulder.
"Hello," I let out a sigh but before I could respond I heard the rest of Deku's voicemail message when it beeped I started leaving a message. Something I refuse to do for anyone else.
"Bunny? Please don't be mad! I just didn't see the time. Please, I'm about to run out of the cafe now," I say doing exactly that as I dodge around my very confused squad. "Please pick up? I'm coming home right now, it's all my fault. I know what today is but you said to go anyway and I should have been watching the clock better. I promise it won't happen again!" I was starting to repeat myself but just as I was about to fly out the door I bumped right into the angel himself.
"Deku!" I hung up my phone and helped my husband up, not even caring about my extras trying to follow me out.
"Calm down Kacchan, I sent you a text saying it was okay." Deku smiled laughing which only made me more frantic, he is smiling on the outside but his eyes are not.
"No we had plans tonight it's not okay," I answered, getting more upset. It wasn't even 8:30 but the principle of the matter was that I am late.
"Kacchan, it's okay." He put his hands on my shoulders and it wasn't until now that I noticed my hands sparking from my anxiety. "Kacchan, I came up to pick you up so that we still won't be late. Relax, I understand."
I nodded and not for the first time I wondered what I ever did to deserve him. He is fucking hot, absolutely amazing in bed, kind, sensitive and the most heroic person I will ever know. I took a deep breath letting myself relax and when I was done I opened my eyes to see his big green ones staring back at me.
I smile and he returns it before letting his hands drop from my shoulders and I link one hand with his, our fingers laced together. We had been invited to a popular night club, a very exclusive one at that. That old club owner from last year still keeps in contact and we have even flown out to America for his niece's wedding a couple months ago. Should we have? Maybe not, but they are not actually villains and they surrendered on their own.
"Ready to go dancing?" I asked, giving him one of my signature smirks only for him to answer with one of his own.
"Are you ready for other people to see me dancing?" I froze for a second.
"Wait, you're performing? But you said..." I blinked and he started chuckling and I couldn't contain myself. "Fuck yes!" He started laughing out loud at my excitement. He hasn't danced since we came back to Japan, at least not like that.
"I thought you would like that, I have a change of clothes for both of us in the car so don't even worry about it. You are not stupid enough to think I'm going on that stage without you?" The look he gave me when he said that made me blanch.
"No, but that didn't stop me from hoping." I answered honestly, making him laugh. My squad followed us to our car only just coming into earshot and as confused as they were they were even more confused when I tossed him the keys I had pickpocketed from him on the way.
"Come on, the owner is a friend of Clause and he and his niece are supposed to be there. It will be like when we were undercover again." He teased me, opening the door for me.
"Is that a promise?" I asked, letting myself get excited. Memories of the dressing room between our sets swirling through my head and my bag was clearly moved to block anyone's view of my lower half. Images of Deku in almost nothing are my most pressing thoughts at the moment.
I stood there for a moment and Deku gave me a light kiss, still smiling, his eyes were twinkling. He must be super excited about all of this and I can't wait now that I know.
"What the fuck!" I heard my squad squeal in unison but I just got buckled and my window was down already so I could hear Deku as he smiled and excused us.
"Sorry, we are already running a little late. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow?" Deku waved before getting into the driver's seat.
"I thought you guys said he was single? I would have agreed a long time ago if I knew he was gay." I heard Lucy grumble but my squad stayed silent at least until we pulled out of the parking lot.
***
Deku's hot sweaty body moved in front of mine a pole behind each of us as we both tried to touch and at the same time not touch as we riled each other up. The crowd was going crazy and when our set was done and we were finally allowed to leave the stage we had more than a few people sticking money in what was left of our clothes and our tip jars at the counter. Some people even ran to the ATM near the door to catch us before we left.
We never touched anyone, at least other than each other. Our golden wedding bands were in full view for anyone and everyone to see and then when our time was up and we went back to the dressing room we changed but not before Deku and I had some much needed time with the door locked tight.
We were in some regular civilia street clothes when we came out again and the bartender scanned the barcode on the jars and he handed us the money due to us straight from the register instead of actually opening the jar. We had more than a few drinks and we were able to see Clause and his niece as well as her husband while we partied.
We were stumbling on the sidewalk when I looked at the time. "Shit the last bus left already." I grumbled sitting down on the bus stop bench anyway.
"I'll call dad," Deku slurred before taking out his phone and then proceeded to drop it, making us both laugh, the screen was shattered.
"Or I can call Kiri? He should be working about now and fairly close by." I pulled out my phone and managed to actually hit the correct contact. When I heard a tired but confused "Bakubro?" On the other end I didn't even hesitate.
"Shitty Hair! We are way too wasted to drive. Come get us?" I yawned, not expecting him to ask any other questions.
"Kacchan! He doesn't know where we are," Deku giggled and we were both laughing again.
"Shit, I bet someone spiked our drinks," I cursed some more colorful language knowing that what I said was actually very possible. I am not a lush and neither is Deku, we shouldn't be this giddy.
"Change of plans, come get us and take us to the hospital," I gave him the address we were at and the fact that we were sitting at an empty bus stop helped a lot, because I highly doubt I have him the correct address.
He arrived already frantic and still in his hero costume, considering he was on duty, just to find Deku and I more than a little occupied with each other, making out on the bench. He managed to get me into the front seat of his car and Deku into the back. Dumbass, like that's going to stop Deku from groping me.
I thought the ride to the hospital was extremely pleasant but judging from how red Shitty Hair was I'm going to go with he did not find it nice at all. The hospital took us in and found that yep we were both slipped drugs and we were forced to stay at the hospital for observation.
"Dynamight, Deku, please calm down. This is just a hospital." A nurse was trying so very hard to keep a straight face but Deku was currently pinning me to a bed in the hospital room they assigned us, his tongue down my throat while Kiri was trying to pull him off of me. Again.
"Fuck off Shitty Hair, my husband can do whatever the fuck he wants to me," I was actually purring and Deku was more than happy with my response.
"Husband?" Kirishima choked after being slammed against the wall across the room from Deku just shaking him off. "YOU'RE NOT MARRIED THOUGH!"
"Bunny?" I moaned feeling his tongue in my mouth again before I felt a sting in my arm only to look up and see a nurse smiling at me still holding two fucking needles. She managed to get us both at the same time.
"Goodnight Dynamight and Deku, we'll see you early in the morning." Her smile was sickening but Deku and I couldn't hold ourselves up anymore and the world went dark.
***
"Time to wake up Dynamight!" I opened my eyes ready to murder whatever extra was waking me up so fucking early and was that fucking happy about it. Actually, which one of my extras actually calls me Dynamight unless I'm in uniform?
"Sleep is not bad!" I grumbled trying to roll over but I was caught on something. I opened my eyes and saw that I'm in a hospital room and Deku was groaning from the bed next to mine. We were in erasure cuffs and we had IV fluids attached to us. What the fuck?
"What the FUCK?" I started trying to sit up and I heard alarms going off.
"Please relax Dynamight, you and Deku are fine. You came in last night with Red Riot's help thinking you had been drugged while out. Your test showed positive for a few different popular date rape drugs. We usually see these kinds of drugs being used on strippers not heroes though." This fucking nurse is too fucking happy with the utter bullshit she is spouting.
"So are we done now?" I grumbled already not in the mood to deal with this bullshit. I picked up my phone when she refused to answer and called Clause.
"The club actually fucking drugged us!" I hissed into the phone after hearing him answer.
"Whoa! No no no no no. Not my club. I didn't do it but I will call my friend and find out what I can." He was instantly awake.
"Damn right you are, the last time we were drugged it WAS your club and I remember Deku breaking several people's bones and even shattering one person's arm because he caught them trying to spike my drink. Just wait until he wakes the fuck up!" I was trying to keep my voice down so I wouldn't wake him up.
"Are you both okay? Where are you? I'll pick you up and drive you to the hospital," he offered, more than a little worried.
"We are already at the hospital. Oi which fucking hospital is this?" I yelled, catching the nurse's attention again. I relayed the information and he hung up, promising to be here soon.
"You said Red Riot brought us?" The nurse nodded very pale while I dialed his number next.
"Where in the fuck are you and what the fuck happened?" I demanded when he answered.
"I'm almost there now, I just got off my shift." I hung up and he walked into the room holding three breakfasts and coffees.
"If I didn't fucking hate you so much I would say thanks," I grumbled still trying to get my head to stop spinning.
"Yeah yeah." Kiri answered before taking a sip of his own coffee.
There was a knock on the door and a nurse came in, "Your rape kits came back in," and we all managed to spit out our coffee.
"WHO IN THE FLYING FUCK ORDERED THOSE?" Deku and I screamed much to Kirishima's surprise. I guess no one else has really heard his dirty mouth here in Japan. Damn, has it really been almost a year?
"Well you came back positive for three different kinds of date rape drugs plus an excessive amount of alcohol in your system, it's standard procedure." The woman flinched, jumping back not sure what the hell was happening. Everyone pretty well knows that I'm an asshole unless you're a kid but Deku is pretty well known as sweet and innocent and about as clean as they come.
My husband? Yeah whatever the fuck you say, my man can smash mountains and jump islands but sure we'll call him innocent.
"Don't those only show if the person had sex or not? How is that going to actually tell if the person was raped or not?" Deku quickly calmed down, remembering that we weren't in America or undercover any more. A hard thing to remember while we were dealing with the aftermaths of drugs if I'm honest.
"Yes that's right, the kits came back as positive for sexual activity you both had semen still-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I screamed before adding, "I had sex with my husband. I was not raped!" I saw Deku nodding quickly, his face a bright strawberry red and I can only imagine that my face was just as bad if not worse.
"Bro! Since when did you get married? And to who?" Kirishima was coughing from spitting out his own coffee again. This is already a long morning, I mean for fucks sake!
Then in ran Clause, "It's about fucking time! Which one of those bartenders is dying?" I demanded letting the explosions go off in my hands, now that I was finally free of the cuffs.
"He wasn't a real bartender, it happened while the bar was packed and he slipped behind the counter giving a bunch of people things they didn't order. He has already been reported and I heard a hero, Sugarman, already picked him up and took him to the police station. He is already being processed!" I didn't like his answer one bit and by the time his niece came in dragging her husband with her I was still hot.
"NOW WHAT?" I demanded only to hear her sniffles and I took several deep breaths before much more calmly repeating my question.
"Kat, well the thing is-" she was still sniffling and mumbling and I looked at Deku who looked just as confused as I felt. No one calls me Kat here, only in America and judging from the looks on the hospital staff and Kirishima they didn't miss the nickname at all.
"Bella, take a deep breath. We are angry but not at you. I promise," Deku reassured her.
"I'm sorry Bunny, it's just so hard!" She cried, again the nickname throwing people off balance, and after a few moments of awkward sniffles she confessed why she was here. "I'm pregnant!" She wailed and I saw her Uncle go pale but I don't understand what's wrong with that. She is married and they are doing pretty well together, at least the last I knew.
"Umm congratulations? I think?" I looked at Deku who just kind of shrugged at me. Why is she crying?
"As part of my release I'm not supposed to have any kids. Once we get back to America they are going to take my baby, if they even let me have it and lock me up!" And now I understand why she is crying.
"Oi Deku?" I saw him smile already knowing what I was going to say. "Want to have a baby?"
"Hmm it is about time we started a family. Mom and Aunty have been nagging so much." I smiled at him before turning to our American friends.
"My dad can take care of that paperwork," I pulled out my phone and before I could hang up all the legal shit was sorted and Bella had literally zero legal concerns, so long as she signed parental rights over to Deku and I.
"When the fuck can we go home? I want cuddles," I groaned only to hear Deku's sweet giggles across the room and too fucking far away. I looked at the nurse who was still just standing there and she jumped and ran out to get our paperwork.
"Seriously when did you two get married or for that matter start dating? Do you have any idea how long I've been trying to get Lucy to agree to that blind date?" Kirishima whined.
"Blind date?" I am confused.
"Blind date?" Deku sounded pissed.
"Blondie said she was dating a fire breathing lizard dumbass," I racked my brain for any and all memories of our gaming session. I could practically feel Deku relaxing at my remarks but he was still raging mad.
"Deku, come cuddle they are just getting our paperwork sorted and my head hurts." I whined hoping that would maybe keep my friend alive, at least until I killed him later for putting me in this situation.
I turned my head when I heard him groaning but he was moving pretty alright even if he was being a bit slow. He crawled into my bed and slid his arms around me and I felt myself relaxing.
Bella cried some more both happy and sad. She didn't want to give up her baby and my dad is very aware of that so he is looking into loopholes and if he can find some then she will keep her own baby and we will just adopt another, or I'll just get pregnant. I rolled my eyes at his obvious glee over being a grandpa and agreed easily enough only for Deku's broken phone to start going off like crazy.
"Deku, take the sim card out of your phone. You can't answer it anyway," I hissed and he calmly did what I demanded and returned to cuddling me.
My phone went off and this time I put it on speaker, "What?" I feel tired and drained and like I was hit by a fucking truck.
"Katsuki? I found a loophole. Your friend just needs to name you two godparents and she can keep custody of her baby. We had a deal…" I hear my dad's soft voice through my speaker.
"Yeah, yeah give us a week to get the drugs out of our system and we'll make an appointment. Damn you act like we weren't planning on having kids or some shit," I yawned, cuddling Deku into my arms.
"Great! I'll tell your mother and in-laws!" Dad hung up before I could argue and I groaned.
"Fuck we are never going to sleep are we?" I whined and Deku played with my hair before kissing me gently.
"It's okay, besides it can't be that bad. Right?" Deku shrugged and I smiled until my phone decided to ding. A news alert involving Deku and I popped up on my phone and I opened it. I watched as Deku and I made out in the waiting room of the hospital waiting to be seen and how Kiri was trying his best to keep us apart. I saw a kid run up asking us questions and I basically gave my first real interview, at least one without me losing my shit. Then I watched as the kid refused to believe we could dance and Deku and I performed a Latin tango there in the hospital, despite the fact that we were high and drunk off our asses.
"Shit! I know what they fucking slipped us! It was a shuttle bus! Get the kids away and put the damn cuffs on us Shitty Hair!" I screamed as my quirk started fizzling out of my control only for Deku's quirk to quickly join mine. Deku and I winced at the video, shuttle bus supercharges a person's quirk but after the fact it makes them feel drained and useless. It's popular for kidnapping cases.
Deku and I could destroy more than a city block without that particular drug in our system. That would just be us drinking and goofing off. With the drug we could be classified as a disaster. The erasure cuffs only dampen our quirks by about 80% if we are only in one cuff and considering Kiri was alone he only had one set.
The video showed Deku and I zapping not only ourselves but each other and then there was poor Kiri; he was thrown across the waiting room several times and it even showed him calling for backup more than one.
It wasn't until Icyhot arrived and froze us in place that anyone was actually able to admit us. But if they would have admitted us when we arrived that wouldn't have been an issue at all. I mean, damn the amount of damage we caused while trying to restrain ourselves was massive. The video ended when they finally carried us away.
Why don't my memories match that? I remember making out with Deku. I don't remember almost killing my best friend or my husband trying to actually kill him.
"Was I really that bad?" I asked, my voice sounded like gravel. My throat was so dry it hurt.
"Uh," Kiri rubbed the back of his neck and then stormed in a very pissed off Eraserhead.
"You are both on medical leave until we figure out what in the fuck happened or at night!" He was raging all sorts of things but you know what? What did I really expect? Our life isn't easy, it's not rainbows and unicorns. We are heroes and heroes fight, so that's what we'll do.
"Kat?" I hummed acknowledging Deku's words before he continued. "Now would be a good time to have a baby. If you really want to, that is?"
"Love you Izu, wake me up when we can go home." I grinned and gave him a sweet kiss. "Then we can get to work on that."
That's our fucked up story, take it or leave it. I don't fucking care.
The End.