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DAMMIT JUST KISS! Bakugo the crab screamed at the top of his lungs.
He had been forcibly been babysitting princess Momo after her dumb brain told her yeah I want to give up my voice to be human. To be fair for a little her underwater home wasn't all cut out for her. Also, princess Jirou and books are both things you cant get underwater. Get it because when will die and the other pages will fall apart.
Hey easy Kacchan said Izuku ( deku ) the fish. Maybe they need time before they you know smooched. Well, I DONT CARE it's ALREADY THE END OF THE FIRST DAY. And YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IDIOT WILL BE COOKED, DEAD AND DISHONNERED FROM OUR FAMILIES. Izuku honestly wished he could slap his scrawny ass crab back to the Atlantic.
Jirou and Momo on the other hand were just relaxing on the Lil boat paddling through a creek. Well, I have not seen anyone with the last name Yaoyorozu so I'm guessing you are from somewhere else. Momo shook her head to assure Jirou she was right. God she wished she understood writing that humans use would be a look quicker and more efficient. But to be honest she never thought this day would come. A day where she could just walk along with land with her own two feet, ready to see the world ( I SWEAR YALL BETTER NOT MAKE PINOCCHIO REFERENCES OR YOUR ASS WILL BE COOKED).
Jirou then puts her hand on momo after seeing her face slip into worry. You know you are honestly all I needed right now Jirou says with a soft smile. The two girls look at each other in a sunset view, For a moment it's as if the world had shifted to be a rose-coloured gold.
Fire files danced around their heads as the two ladies stared. It was at that moment that Jirou saw not just a washed-up girl but possibly a new life. The two almost kissed but.
THE GODFORSAKEN EEL KNOCKS THE BOAT OVER. FUCK YOU EEL! Bakugo screamed as he saw the purple eel swim away. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK! Izuku just wanted to let this crab die in abandoned driftwood.
Shala shall don't be a wuss you gotta kiss the girl.
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