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Alvin and the chipmunks: The Private Performance

Summary:

You’re at a job interview. You’re put to the test if you have what it takes to work with Alvin and the Chipmunks

Notes:

This work was made during a Discord call with my best friend. We were fucking sobbing while making this unholy grail. I plan on making a lot more of these for funsies. Hope you enjoy! If this isn’t your glass of cum, leave. Now. :)

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I sat in my swivel chair in front of the muscular and handsome David (the manager of Alvin and the chipmunks). I was interviewing for the chipmunks co-manager. I stared into his brown eyes and took a big gulp to calm my nerves. It felt like his beautiful brown eyes were glued to me.

He grabbed my thigh to calm my nerves but his strong hands only made it worse. I got hard. His eyes turned to the bulge in my dad jeans. He grabbed my hair and called me his “little whore.” He pushed me onto a keyboard in his studio and we began making passionate love.

He pulled out a limited edition Hello Kitty© butt plug. “Don’t make a sound, or I’ll have to punish you, kitten”. He nibbled my ear roughly. He lubed up my rosebud and shoved it in without warning. It felt like it had been in there for an eternity.

Suddenly Theodore walked in and David grabbed him, took the Hello Kitty© butt plug out, and shoved Theodore in my ass. Theodore clawed at my anal walls but he couldnt escape this wet ass bussy. I could feel Theodore drowning in my anal fluids. I moaned erotically while pushing Theodore out of my asshole. It was a hot hot anal birth.

David scowled. “Uh uh uh kitten, I said not a peep. it’s time to be punished”

He shoved the keyboard from his studio and all three chipmunks in my ass. I could hear them playing the national anthem on the keyboard in my ass. Suddenly, I feel a squelching inside of me.

They’re having their halftime performance. Alvin does the Macarena while singing “Firework” by Katy Perry on a loop, while Theodore and Simon renegade sexually. It went on for five long hours.

Suddenly David appeared from behind me and made me drink a can of red bull. He fondled his horse cock in front of my face just far enough so I couldn'tI couldn't suck it. Suddenly he inserted his horse cock in my mouth with the power of Alvin and the chipmunks cover of Justin Bieber's baby. His dick tasted like monster energy drinks and spaghettiOs. He squeezed my tummy like a tube of toothpaste, making me expel explosive diarrhea into a bowl he was holding in his other hand. The diarrhea and the chipmunks plopped into the bowl sloppily. David licks his lips and dips his sweaty sticky smelly unwashed nutsack into the diarrhea. “Here baby, your favorite~; chocolate dipped strawberries~”. I licked his balls and i reminded me of the chocolate fountain from golden corral 🥺. I had to take a massive shart and more diarrhea came blasting out of my ass. Suddenly my shart starting singing Girlfriend by Avril Levign in g-minor. David took me to his room and shit chunks started falling from my ass. David put his horse cock in my tight shit covered asshole and began fucking me like school fucks over students. He fucked me so hard it felt like he was making a chocolate cake in my ass. Eventually his ooey-gooey cum entered my shit covered tiny bussy. He grabbed out a pair of meter long horse cock dildos, and shoved one up my pussy and the other up my ass. He shoved in every single inch, ignoring my whimpers and mews for him to stop out of overstimulation. “Daddy it’s too much”. “Hush kitten”, he growled. Alvin began fondling my scrotum while singing “stir it up” by Patti LaBelle. The overstimulation from Alvin and David caused my penis to be confused and pee instead of cumming. I peed on Simon and Theodore and couldn't stop. David moaned in my ear:

“you got the job.”

Notes:

Hey hotties, it’s been like 4-5 years since I wrote this, I’ve had very mixed reactions. I might pick up this account again instead of pure gooning to other ppls works and post some test stuffs involving my own original characters, fanfics, or uhhh more of whatever the fuck this is, if anyone has any requests or prompts pls do tell

Thank you for reading this for some reason, now go drink some water xX