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It was a few days after the incident, Steve called Dave into his office for a “meeting” after Dave got off work that day. Dave was waiting for Steve to call him into his office because today, he had something different up his sleeve this time, something sinister. Something that Steve hopefully won’t forget. Something that will teach Steve that he can’t mess around with him.
Oh, yeah. Today, Davey was gonna get his revenge.
Dave gathered up his things, his phone, his… I don’t know. What else would you bring to work? Anyway, he gathered up his shit and left his office to go to Steve’s.
When he got to Steve’s office, he didn’t even bother knocking, he just walked up in there. Steve was certainly surprised by Dave’s actions, he’d usually knock. He jumped and stood up out of his office chair. “Woah, hey, Dave.” Steve said. “Slow your horses. What’s gotten you all riled up today, Davey?”
Dave walked closer to Steve, Steve obviously stepped back. “D-Davey?” Dave didn’t respond to him, he kept getting closer to Steve until he was pressed up against the wall. “Alright, Dave, enough already.”
Dave leaned really really close to Steve. “Finally, I’m going to give you what you deserve.” He whispered seductively in his ear. Steve closes his eyes, prepared for the worst, when suddenly he hears a very familiar tune coming from Dave’s phone.
“We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye”