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Hakkai was a menace.
Takemichi chose one phrase composed of four words plain and simple to describe the boy that decided that annoying his two friends was his new high school hobby.
Shiba “Before Christmas” Hakkai wasn’t like that: in fact he was absolutely adorable like a puppy, so sweet and so careful and so, so nice. But then, Shiba “after Christmas” Hakkai hit another growth spurt – like he wasn’t tall enough, honestly it’s unfair – and got his hair longer, got the girls and the boys confessing left and right with his new found confidence and attitude and turned into a cocky, flirty little brat and honestly, Chifuyu was this close to actually fight him sometimes.
For example, when he decided that watching Chifuyu go on tiptoes and jump to take back whatever he stole was funny. The blond literally had to climb him to take back the manga he was holding over his stupid face. Or when he hogged all the Home EC cookies for himself under the pretext that he was “ a growing boy ” and such.
Yeah, Hakkai might be one of his best friends but oh sweet God, was he insufferable sometimes. Just like now.
“Come on you loser, it’s just a dare !”
“In your fucking dreams evil spawn.” spat Chifuyu.
The three high schoolers were supposed to have a good lunch together like they usually did every school day and were playing games to pass time after finishing their lunchboxes. They chose to assign a dare everytime someone lost a game and each of them already did a good number of silly things when they lost. However, Hakkai decided to level up the level of dare for the last round, leading to him and Chifuyu glaring and insulting each other for a good five minutes already. Takemichi chose the peace option and prefered focusing on the shojo manga Chifuyu lent him.
“You’re making a huge deal of a little joke Fuyu. And why are you even protesting? Takemichi is the one supposed to do it!” Hakkai crossed his arms while towering over them. The two boys were pretty sure that the little shit was looking down on them for refusing.
“You do it! I refuse to let you ridiculise my best friend, partner and commander in front of the whole entirety of Toman! Over my dead body you hear me?!” raged the green-eyed boy. What kind of ridiculous dare was that? They had been too lenient on Hakkai and that was the result. He was going to complain to Mitsuya the moment he saw him. “Takemitchy! Defend yourself!”
“Uh?” The blue-eyed boy blinked cluelessly at his best friend.
“See! He doesn’t give a fuck! Let him do it!”
“Takemichi’s a dumbass, he doesn’t understand! He’s probably not even listening to us because of his tunnel vision!” refuted Chifuyu. He swore to God: if Hakkai scoffed at him one more time, he will take it outside. Fucking Christmas brawl, he should have left him join the Black Dragons and wouldn’t have to suffer from this nonsense he called a dare.
“You know what Chifuyu, I got it. He won’t do the dare.”
Chifuyu thanked whoever finally got some good sense into his giant of a friend and relaxed. Wait that was a suspicious change of heart–
“Takemichi is too much of a sissy to do it. I understand.”
The long-haired teen snickered when his friend realised why he abruptly changed his mind. The blond was about to protest when Takemichi suddenly took part in the conversation.
“ ‘m not a sissy! I’m going to do your stupid dare Hakkai! ” Oh no. Hakkai smirked in victory whereas Chifuyu slumped in defeat into his seat. Why didn't he see that one coming…
“There is no turning back now! Oh this is going to be memorable !”
Memorable was too much of an understatement.
Most of the Toman members had already arrived at the shrine for the top members meeting but some of them were actually late, which was kinda uncommon considering the members in question.
“What the fuck are the triplets doing ?” grumbled Peh-yan. “We’ve been waiting for them since school ended…Mitsuya y’know where they are?”
The triplets was the nickname the Toman members started calling the trio when they enrolled into the same high school, making them spend most of their time glued to each other. Nobody knew how the hell they spent most of their educational and spare time without killing each other, especially with the number of times they saw Chifuyu popping veins at the simple sight of Hakkai breathing but oh well.
“Hakkai hasn’t been responding to my texts since lunch time. Said he will be busy” shrugged the second division captain. “Baji, Chifuyu responded?”
“Said they’re nearly there.” responded the long-haired teen. He lifted a brow at the next text he received. “The fuck ?”
“What?”
“He asked me to be decent when they come? The fuck is that supposed to mean uh!”
“To be a normal human being i guess.”
“Yeah, that’s probably what it is.”
Baji gave no warning before throwing a punch and a kick at the two snickering commanders of Toman. Draken easily blocked him while Mikey dodged the feet aiming at him.
“More seriously, when they finally arrive I’m whooping their asses.” declared Draken “How can they be fifty minutes late to a meeting we warned them three days in advance?”
Just a few seconds after and the roaming of both Chifuyu and Hakkai rides could be heard. The two boys parked at the end of the temple’s steps before turning off their engines. They easily recognized the two boys but were surprised by the person riding behind Chifuyu. Was it…
“Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t that a girl?” Pah-chin expressed out loud what everyone present was thinking. Judging by the long heeled boot and the skirt, yeah it was a damn girl they took to a gang private meeting. What the hell?
Kazutora whistled in appreciation at the sight of the three late comers graving the steps to join them.
“Gotta say she looks badass as hell. Baji, I call dibs.”
“No you don’t!”
Yeah, with her boots, her miniskirt and her jacket all being made of leather, she kind of didn’t look out of place between the two members in gang uniforms. Except maybe for the few times she wobbled on her feet. But yeah, she looked kick-ass.
It’s not until there is only a few steps between them and the arguing trio that they find a hick in the short haired girl. First of all, her voice sounded oddly familiar and kind of deep for a girl. Second, her face was also familiar...Hold on.
“Yo Hanagaki,” Mucho raised his voice “the fuck you’re wearing?”
Oh.
Oh .
OH!
It was Takemichi. Hanagaki “Takemitchy” Takemichi was the kick-ass girl. From there various reactions from the Toman top members: from the scowling look of Mucho at the sight to Smiley taking pictures for blackmail. Mitsuya and Draken let out a sort of dying noise whereas Kazutora and Baji simply had no words – which was kind of a big thing because they always had something to say. Even Sanzu lifted a brow at the display. Pah-chin and Peh-yan were shaking a stunned Angry to know if he was seeing the same things as them.
Oddly enough Mikey was the only one who kept a semblance of a straight face.
“Man, didn’t think Mucho would be the first one to notice…He barely knows Takemitchy.” Hakkai didn’t seem to find a problem and lazily placed himself next to Mitsuya. “See? Should’ve listened to me when I told you to put makeup on him.”
“Shut the fuck up.” hissed Chifuyu. God, that was embarrassing: all the eyes were on them even when the ocean eyed boy seated himself on top of the big rock they usually claimed as their spot. “I shouldn’t even have listened to your stupid ass when you said to take the heels. Takemichi you good? Your feets don't hurt?”
“No, ‘m okay Fuyu.” He smiled down at his vice-captain leaning against the stone and glaring daggers at the Shiba boy. “We’re sorry for the delay: I had to get changed and Hakkai didn’t like the clothes so he insisted on going shopping, and he wanted me to wear the heels so I put them on but kept tripping so he had to carry me to go get the bikes. ‘M sorry again”
Silence responded to him. And then:
“Takemichi.”
Oh Lord. Mikey was using government name. He was going to get beaten up because of Hakkai stupid ass and his stupid dare. He went down the stone to post himself in front of his commander, hand joined behind his back to hide his shakings. Oh merciful Lord, spare him.
“Let’s just start the meeting.” the commander smiled.
They all let out the breath they didn’t know they were holding.
Absolutely nothing was done in this meeting and this was exactly what Hakkai expected. Seriously, who wants to debate about nearby gangs trying in vain to munch on Smiley and Baji side of their territory ? This meeting was unnecessary and boring and why not spice things the hell up. Shit, he sounded more and more like his big bro–
“So you’re telling me that you lost a game and this was you dare ? Hakkai, you kinky little shit, we need to talk.” Hakkai winced at Draken's voice. He might die tonight but it was worth it. Seeing Mitsuya actually interested in his choice of clothes for Takemitchy was compensating for whatever was going to come. Oh, Baji and Kazutora were also something he had been looking for and boy , he wasn’t disappointed. The first division duet was stuck on Takemichi legs, nicely hugged by the high boots.
“I guess I didn’t raise you wrong Hakkai.” Mitsuya gently bumped him on the arm, “Nice choice of clothes, I wouldn’t have done better.” he grinned.
“Mitsuya ! Don’t encourage him ! What if someone recognized the shrimp on the street!” hissed Mucho. The second division captain shrugged and dismissed him.
“The worst that could happen would be a few whistles, honestly. ‘M sure Takemitchy would love the attention.”
“No I wouldn’t ! It was embarrassing enough to try girl clothes in Shibuya and don’tgetmestartedontheunderwearhonestlyHakkaiyou’retheworstwhyme––”
“You’re wearing panties ?”
How did Sanzu succeed in understanding any of that went under the fact that Hanagaki just admitted wearing girl underwear.
“YES! And what are you gonna do about it uh ?! I have no pride left in me anyway.” screamed Hanagaki red faced.
“He’s wearing panties.” Baji blinked his eyes several times while repeating.
“Oh God, Hakkai what the fuck ?” Mikey turned to the Shiba who left both hands in defense.
“Chifuyu chose them.” he smirked at his friend's offended face.
“SNITCH !”
“And you told me to be decent ??? What in the actual fuck Chifuyu.”
“Hanagaki, you’re sure those are panties? You should show us to be sure–”
“Back the hell off Kazutora!”
The chaos following the revelation was not going to stop anytime soon and Hakkai was thriving in the middle of it. He cackled, head thrown back before hissing at the sandal Mikey threw him in the face and running at the sight of Chifuyu and Takemichi angry faces.
Everything was worth it.