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It really wasn't the time of year to be camping, but Nate, Francis and Teddy were snug as bugs in rugs in their sleeping bags.
Nate was in the land of nod while Francis and Teddy were wide awake.
And horny as hell.
"Fucking hell.." Teddy murmured as he and Francis made out.
Teddy absolutely loved how Francis was a sucker for giving him a hand job.
He was the kind of guy who looked like he was almost certaninly asexual.
The fact that Teddy was the only person in the entire world just how gay Francis was, at least for Teddy, was incredibly first time Francis said he wanted to ride him.
"Theodore..!" Francis was clearly frustrated.
He wanted to ride Teddy so hard but he couldn't because Nate was there too and Francis really didn't want to ruin his friendship with Nate over something he had no control over.
"We shouldn't.." Teddy understood Francis' pain.
He didn't want Nate to think badly of him either.
And yet..
Five minutes later, Francis was riding Teddy as hard as he could while he covered his eyes with his left hand while he stroked himself with the right all the while trying so hard not to make all those noises that he knew Teddy was such a sucker for.
How Nate was able to sleep through all the incredibly hot but extremely risky noises that were coming out of Francis' mouth, Teddy had now idea. And was actually pretty impressed.
Nate was the kind of person that would hear the sound of a Cheez Doodles bag being opened a mile away and come rushing to see if he could have some.
"Teddy..!" Francis cried out, making a big hot, sticky mess on the underside of his pyjama shirt.
"Ugh."
Teddy and Francis froze.
So Nate hadn't been asleep after all.
Teddy knew that Nate was far too quiet to really be asleep.
"Nate..I..I can explain..!" Teddy stammered while Francis looked like he wanted to die.
"Not you guys." Nate said.
Wait..what?
"Just made a mess in the only pair of pyjama shorts I brought with me."
"You're..you're not disgusted?" Francis whimpered, though he was surprised by how okay Nate was to learn that his two best friends were fucking each other behind his back.
"Nah." Nate said.
"But seriously though, I'm tired so if you want to do that again, could you do it somewhere else?"